Posted by lukecarr 3/28/2025
When I was like 6 a friend choked me and I swallowed my tooth. I was very sad because the tooth fairy ("ratón perez") would not pay me :(
But thankfully I found a note notifying me that they found my tooth and reimbursing me :)
So I see where the idea came from, but I wouldn't ever had imagined this bureocratic twist
They must really want those teeth bad.
Every tooth contains a government-installed tracker.
I've just changed it to 'eraser' but actually I should make it conditional on your navigator.language...
Is maths in British English plural? Like, should that be “the maths say”?
I have an even weirder example from Russian language: file, folder and pocket are 3 out of dozen different words being used to describe a plastic envelope for documents in various regions and people don't understand each other. I remember only one more.
Backstory is here: https://bsky.app/profile/seamas.bsky.social/post/3lkigjm7sk2...
...and here: https://bsky.app/profile/matteason.me/post/3lknf6qfsek2p
tl;dr Séamas O'Reilly wrote a column in The Observer about faking a government reimbursement form for his son, who had swallowed a tooth and was worried about whether the Tooth Fairy would pay up if the tooth couldn't be put under his pillow. He published the form as a PDF (linked from the homepage) and I turned it into a digital service
Someone on Bluesky told me about our first successfully-fooled child yesterday: "I can confirm that form TF-230 worked flawlessly, and my cynical, streetwise 8-year-old son was utterly baffled by finding an envelope with his application form and a handful of coins in the letterbox this afternoon."
It also got a good chuckle from those I shared it with at work! :)
Made my and several friends evenings. Thanks.
Check the tooth colours in dark mode though, "white" is very much not white (it's black).
If you implement dark mode yourself, you can add `<meta name="darkreader-lock" />` to prevent Dark Reader from triggering.
I truly thought UK gov did a joke to support children...
Or is it a timezone thing (The sun doesn't set over English empire, so no point waiting for tomorrow)?
Or, is this a real Government website and I am just being cynical?