Posted by MPSimmons 7 days ago

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palad1n 7 days ago|
Oh, good God, Val Kilmer is dead. The Real Genius Knight, jaw-snap Iceman, Jim Morrison v 2, oh good God, a big piece of me. Gone.
bandrami 7 days ago|
I had a ticket to see his one-man show a few years ago in DC but he had to cancel for health reasons; whatever actually took him down had been going for a while now. I'm sorry we didn't get to see more of him.
mseidl 7 days ago||
I love that movie and I have massive crush on that girl.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001534/?ref_=ttfc_cst_29

swalberg 7 days ago||
My first celebrity crush as a kid. She's also in _Revenge of the Nerds_. Those two movies made young-me think that being a geek could be cool.
mseidl 7 days ago||
You're a man of culture.
JKCalhoun 7 days ago|||
If anyone has done a better "nerdy girl" I haven't seen that film.
voxadam 7 days ago||
"I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?"
rbanffy 7 days ago||
I will rewatch Top Secret with my daughter this weekend.
dole 7 days ago||
9 year old me was fascinated about what the Anal Intruder was.
hk1337 7 days ago|||
Skeet surfin! Skeet surfin!!!
damnitbuilds 7 days ago|||
Me too!

I will get Deja Vu.

linsomniac 7 days ago|||
Have we not met before?
mobilio 7 days ago||||
And me too!
rbanffy 7 days ago|||
That's a good one!
MrMcCall 7 days ago||
The greatest practical joke I ever played was on my parents, and completely innocently, meaning NOT on purpose:

I recommended them to see "Top Secret" when I was in 9th Grade. My Catholic parents!

They came home and my mother said, "We are never listening to a movie recommendation from you ever again."

rbanffy 6 days ago||
You should have gone with The Life of Brian.
MrMcCall 6 days ago||
That's a great film, but I have to disagree, simply because of the scene with the bad guy in the back of the cow suit.

God knew what those Catholic priests had been up to.

And now that my parents are in love with that orange demagogue, I see God's humor and justice.

My parents used to be good people, but I'm not sad, it's their choice, and we each reap what we sow, for good or ill, in perfect harmony with our choices. My phone is open to them, but they don't call, because -- evidently -- it's hard for a person to dial a phone with their head up their arse. One can only help the willing.

They have taught me that how one is in the beginning is not nearly as important as how one evolves and whereto. Once I stopped pitying myself, I stopped pitying others, and instead embraced empathy, compasson, and generosity.

rbanffy 6 days ago||
They seem to have made a good person. I hope they recover from their present situation.
ubermonkey 7 days ago||
That movie was such a foundational document for me, and (obviously) for many other nerdy GenX kids.

I found this site years (decades!) ago, and was happy to discover it's still there:

https://monkeybagel.com/culture/movies.html

The blurb there for _Real Genius_:

"The most accurate portrayal of geeks in the wild I've ever seen. The geeks in Real Genius LOOK, ACT and TALK like geeks. And Jordan gave me hope that I'd someday -- just maybe -- kiss a girl on the lips."

I remember a discussion of this film on a long-running private listserv back in the late 90s or early 00s about possible real-world antecedents for some of the characters, including and especially Jordan. A proto-web site existed for this person where she elaborated on her connection to the writers of the film, and more or less confirmed that she was "Jordan", or at least the inspo for it, but of course I can find no trace of this now.

Anyway, between TOP SECRET, REAL GENIUS, WILLOW, TOMBSTONE, HEAT, and TOP GUN, he's about as inconic as an actor can get. For a dose of maybe less blockbustery work, seek out 2002's THE SALTON SEA where Kilmer is joined by Adam Goldberg, Luis Guzman, Anthony LaPaglia, Peter Sarsgaarad, BD Wong, R. Lee Ermey (!) and in a spectacular turn Vincent D'Onofrio.

astral_drama 7 days ago||
Val Kilmer's playfulness shines as he departs on April Fool's day - a real genius move. Thanks for the good times Val!
roger_ 7 days ago||
RIP. Still waiting for someone to complete the final exam from Real Genius: https://imgur.com/a/real-genius-exam-questions-SjBhm
piokoch 7 days ago||
Every time I watch timeless "Top Secret!" I can spot a gag I haven't noticed before, combined geniuses of Zucker bros, Jim Abrahams, Val Kilmer and the rest of the cast.
RajT88 7 days ago||
Nobody has mentioned the less geeky but still excellent remake of The Saint.

A film that started a life long love affair of phones with keyboards (hacking scenes with one of the original Nokia 9000 phones, which I have owned the 9290 and e90). It featured some of the same smirking jokey presence that Kilmer was known for, but with more action and political intrigue.

gbuk2013 7 days ago|
It’s my very minor claim to fame that I am part of the voice-over in a couple of the singing scenes (the rat race club gypsies and the choir when he’s running for the embassy IIRC - haven’t seen the movie for a couple of decades). Made some sweet cash as a teenager doing it! :)
aqme28 7 days ago||
I love this movie. I have a masters in Physics and somewhat blame this movie for it. It's also the most accurate depiction of physicists that I've seen in media. We're not the nerds from Big Bang Theory-- we're just normal, if typically very idiosyncratic people
wahnfrieden 7 days ago|
Underrated works:

- The Lotus Community Workshop by Harmony Korine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31WEBwFpULg

- Oneohtrix Point Never - Animals by Rick Alverson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UztCDH2xuQ

- Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans by Werner Herzog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OblPKObX6Q

- Twixt by Francis Ford Coppola

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