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Posted by rpmisms 4/16/2025

Attention K-Mart Shoppers(archive.org)
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eitally 4/16/2025|
Great to see this here. I was reading to my 8yo yesterday and there was a reference in the book to a "blue light special" so I took a diversion to explain to her what that referred to. Now I can show her the real deal! (btw, it blew her mind to think that stores did this, and imagined it was like a mass of people all running to one place to grab a deal... and sometimes it was!)
RicoElectrico 4/16/2025||
Quite a bit of wow and volume instability on these tapes. Wonder if this is due to the cassette player quality or the tape being worn.
dylan604 4/16/2025||
yes. cassette tape was a shit format. the longer the cassette, the thinner the tape itself was. the type of tape formulation also played into this. the more brown the tape was, the lower quality. higher end tapes were much darker nearly black.

tapes could also stretch which would give you some of that wow. the tape duplicators motors/belts could wear out so that even if the original tape used to make the dubs was solid, the dubs would have that wow when played back in other cassette players that turned at a more consistent speed than the recorder. dirty heads on the dubbers would also lower the overall sound quality.

I used to make cassette dubs with professional dubbers for years. We'd clean the heads after every X number of passes. The value of X changed depending on the length of the tapes used. I'd check for loose belts at the beginning of any dub order. For primarily talking content, we'd use the more brown colored tape. For music content, we'd use the darker tapes. At least that's what we'd recommend, but plenty of people would choose the cheaper tape regardless.

Mountain_Skies 4/16/2025||
A once common sight lost to time is the cassette tape that got eaten by someone's car stereo and thrown out the window (presumably in anger). In later years, broken CDs sometimes made an appearance but nowhere near as frequently as strung out cassettes.
brewdad 4/16/2025|||
I couldn’t afford too many cassettes growing up. I managed to save a few roadside discards and add them to my collection. I distinctly remember being introduced to Whodini that way while living in the farmlands of Michigan.
dylan604 4/16/2025|||
we used to collect the AOL CDs and make different art projects with them. from simple hanging mobiles to catch/reflect light to melting them with torches and other ways of using them in random ways.

can't forget the tying cassette tape to your antenna as a streamer. kids today look at cars and ask what's an antenna. no, i don't mean the sharkfin for XM radio.

iAMkenough 4/16/2025||
I think it's interesting how they've worn.

> The monthly tapes are very, very, worn and rippled. That's becuase they ran for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week on auto-reverse. If you do the math assuming that each tape is 30 minutes per side, that's over 800 passes over a tape head each month.

roarkeful 4/16/2025||
This just transported me to the past, shopping with my mom... The difference in tone is sharp vs. e.g. modern Wal-mart
DadBase 4/16/2025||
The old Kmart tapes had a frequency that kept teens from loitering and summoned exact change. Scientists don’t talk about it because they’re scared. I played one backwards once and the parking lot stripes repainted themselves. That’s how you know it’s good audio.
nunez 4/16/2025||
So I'm watching one of the really old sales training videos [^0] and am wondering: for anyone here who shopped for stuff in the 60s/70s, were retail employees friendlier and more assistive than retail employees today? Do you think the brick-and-mortal retail experience is any better or worse than then?

[^0]: https://archive.org/details/S.S.KresgeTraining-TheABCsOfFrie.... It's also really trippy that the tips being given here STILL apply today at a basic level, even in complex technical sales!

jedberg 4/16/2025|
It was definitely better back in the 80s, which is as far back as I can remember. Back then being a retail worker provided a livable wage, so you had people who actually cared and wanted to keep their job and actually help people.
lakkal 4/17/2025||
Brings back a lot of memories. I worked at K-Mart when I was in high school. I recall in 1983 when the TI-99/4A was discontinued, and the Sunday morning when we were selling them for (I think) $50 with a $100 mail-in rebate. When the doors opened people sprinted down the midway aisle to the TV/electronics department at the rear of the store where the computers were. I was an Atari snob at the time and had no interest in one for myself. I think we had less than a dozen in stock.
suddenlybananas 4/16/2025||
If only vapourwave was still popular.
esseph 4/16/2025||
With enough age, I've found that popularity has little to do with my enjoyment of a particular song or artist.
url00 4/16/2025|||
I still have it as my main coding music. Along with Wii Shop/lo-fi Nintendo. Still bops.
Apocryphon 4/16/2025|||
Mallsoft - or martsoft?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallsoft

schlauerfox 4/16/2025|||
Some of my favorites are the purile humor of FrankJavCee and the Simpsonwave excellence of DANKMUS.
lagniappe 4/16/2025||
RIP FrankJavCee
throw28198 4/16/2025||
i mean, it still is, it's just that the window of nostalgia shifted so "vaporwave" has mutated into various strains of Y2K [0] and "windows 7" feeling music [1]

[0] https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX9D5dmCM8Lo3

[1] https://open.spotify.com/playlist/47t3ywNfFeeqSj6gJDjvgF

rchaud 4/17/2025|||
Yep, vaporwave is very millennial-centric, with song samples rooted in '80s and '90s pop, with an intentional pre-Internet feel. Things that millennials would have fading, but extremely resonant, nostalgic memories about.

The younger generation caught on to vaporwave's appealing use of slowed and reverbed samples, and created their their own spin on it now with "Frutiger Aero", which is 2000s vaporwave with a graphical/audio aesthetic that brings to mind Windows XP/Vista, Nintendo DS/Wii, Neopets, Flash games and early Youtube but cuts off before the iPhone age.

soupfordummies 4/16/2025|||
Reminds me of a mix between Wii and Gran Turismo 3/4
tempodox 4/16/2025||
They have overdrive and inconstant playback speed! Wonderful.
anon6362 4/17/2025||
The Egghead Software store I worked at always played the same CD on loop in a lock box. It was a passionless rendition of The Four Seasons by Vivaldi.
muppetman 4/16/2025|
I can't figure out which is the special tape with the 30 years of history. The one I thought it would be 03.01.1992 just seems to be a normal tape?
thaumasiotes 4/16/2025|
https://archive.org/details/Kmart30thAnniversaryProgram

Week of 3/1 is presumably what they played on the other 6 days of the week.

muppetman 4/16/2025||
Thank you!!
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