Or this one: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031280/

Reddit in the 10s would have named it GooeyMcGooface.

I don't really know if its possible to go through life without harming life as small as that. There's a religion where they try, Jainism. They will literally avoid eating food that's stored overnight, because it has higher concentrations of microorganisms. But even they acknowledge its impossible to entirely avoid causing harm, and only seek to minimize it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jain_vegetarianism

Assuming you’re not a haywire LLM, if you’re alive and posting here, you eat. If you eat, you’ve already internalized and practiced the notion that it’s acceptable to kill other life forms to stay alive.

The study of biology also serves to keep people alive; our modern practice of medicine evolved from the understanding gained by scientists, studying in the name of science.

It's a microbial goop, as far as ethics go I'm not sure you can really do better. Eating plants is probably more ethically questionable

Won't someone think of the prokaryotes!