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Posted by jerrythegerbil 7 days ago

Clankers Die on Christmas(remyhax.xyz)
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aldousd666 6 days ago|
I don't think it's that popular to call them clankers. Somebody's trying to make it happen. Like "fetch."
let_tim_cook_ 6 days ago||
Sounds like something a clanker would write....
_DeadFred_ 6 days ago||
OK wetware.
Dilettante_ 6 days ago||
You showed that meatbag who's root
cindyllm 6 days ago||
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Jcampuzano2 6 days ago|||
Maybe you're in different circles than me, but the term clankers is very well known at this point in all my groups, including non tech adjacent people.

Everyone makes jokes about clankers and it's caught on like wildfire.

serf 6 days ago||
it's known in my circles too, but it's one of those words known as a cringe-inducer. like 'broligarchy' or 'trad'.

but going off of other social trends like this that probably means it's mega popular and about to be the next over-used phrases across the universe.

discomrobertul8 6 days ago|||
I only know "trad" in the climbing sense - what's the new slang meaning?
timdiggerm 6 days ago|||
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/trad
lovich 6 days ago|||
Adding to the ancedata, it’s used in my circles primarily by non techie people and as a proxy for bosses using them to replace workers.

“Digital scab” would be synonymous with the way they use it

athrowaway3z 6 days ago|||
This is the 3rd instance I've seen a disjoin clique use it. Unless some major new terms comes around soon, this one will stick for some time.
welfare 6 days ago|||
It's a generational thing as well as what sites you frequent.

The term clanker is used very frequently on social media as well as different chat tools, especially as responses to obvious AI Agents and Bots.

tsumnia 6 days ago||
I prefer to label them 'tin cans', but eh, fine, 'clanker' it is
Taylor_OD 5 days ago|||
As far as I can tell, its the second or third or fourth most universal term behind chatgpt (to describe all llms), llms, or ai.

It also tends to be the one folks who do not really like ai use. I've been using it because it is a lot more fun, and faster, than saying llms.

sunaookami 6 days ago|||
It's artificial paired with hidden political recruiting
Havoc 6 days ago|||
I’ve been seeing it everywhere. Including weird places like in game chat in games. Maybe a half joking reference to aimbots not sure
MiiMe19 5 days ago|||
Quite popular, at least among younger crowds. Hear it at least a few times a day irl, and more online.
albedoa 6 days ago||
I'm on the phone with Merriam-Webster right now to let them know that internet user aldousd666 thinks it's a conspiracy. We're pulling a team together and sending investigators to your house. You are scheduled for "Good Morning America" in seven hours.
01HNNWZ0MV43FF 7 days ago||
Welcome to the anti-memetics division, no this is not your first day
lovich 6 days ago||
For everyone scratching their heads, this is a reference to a related series of articles on the SCP wiki around the concept of fighting against memetic dangers in the Dawkins version of meme, not just silly jokes.

Searching for this sentence verbatim would find you it

nick__m 6 days ago|||
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub
balamatom 6 days ago|||
Welcome to the anti-antimemetics division. Yes, this is your first day.
MadnessASAP 6 days ago||
You're as good on your first day as you are on your last.
taneq 6 days ago||
Does anyone else find it just a little disturbing how hard a certain subset of the population is leaning into this? Like they've finally found a group of people that they're allowed to hate. And let's be clear here, they're personifying this tech. Nobody bothers to hate a word processor or a 3D printer.
whywhywhywhy 6 days ago||
> Nobody bothers to hate a word processor or a 3D printer

Growing up recall plenty of kids having intense hatred of the games console they didn't own.

Plenty of adults will seethe and swear about operating systems, frameworks, project management and issue tracking tools.

NoGravitas 6 days ago|||
Everyone hated Clippy, at the time.
ForHackernews 6 days ago|||
They're not people. You're allowed to hate spyware, spamware, MS Word and PC LOAD LETTER. You absolutely should hate technology that makes your life worse.
taneq 5 days ago||
That's literally my point, though. Maybe I should have worded it better. You 'hate' them, sure, but in a frustrated way, the way you hate a thing.

These people seem to hate AI the way you'd despise a person.

ginko 6 days ago|||
>Nobody bothers to hate a word processor or a 3D printer.

I guess you don't remember Clippy.

mrguyorama 5 days ago|||
Have you never seen the scene in Office Space with the rap and the baseball bat and an office printer?

Like, no, hating machinery is as old as Ludd at least. I guarantee Grug back in the cave days was trying to convince his cavemates that "weaving is an abomination and we should just carry everything with our hands"

Cthulhu_ 5 days ago|||
Part of it is irony / memes / for teh lulz though. But then, a lot of alt-right started off as irony / memes / for teh lulz.
tempaway238645 6 days ago||
I hate all printers, and they appear to hate me back
taneq 6 days ago||
I actually almost made an exception for those office multifunction scanner/copier/printers. :P
synapsomorphy 6 days ago||
I'm honestly kind of surprised there haven't been significant large-scale attempts to well-poison LLMs with certain viewpoints/beliefs/whatever. Maybe we just haven't caught them.
mapmeld 6 days ago||
There was a proof-of-concept paper about buying up expired domains in the LAION image dataset and poisoning multimodal LLMs that way (then LAION was just a list of image URLs). As I understand it, the paper was exaggerating its reach, and LAION has newer versions, torrents, etc.
NathanKP 6 days ago||
ChatGPT 5 still says "My knowledge cutoff is June 2024"

There is a reason these models are still operating on old knowledge cutoff dates

chilmers 6 days ago||
“I don’t think this kind of thing [satire] has an impact on the unconverted, frankly. It’s not even preaching to the converted; it’s titillating the converted. I think the people who say we need satire often mean, ‘We need satire of them, not of us.’ I’m fond of quoting Peter Cook, who talked about the satirical Berlin cabarets of the ’30s, which did so much to stop the rise of Hitler and prevent the Second World War.” - Tom Lehrer
Modified3019 6 days ago||
Completely off topic, but related to your post, I came across this recently, which does a good job describing how ineffective criticism/satire is at stopping people who don’t care.

“During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in -- and which we lost -- every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high. (laughs)”

-Kurt Vonnegut (https://www.alternet.org/2003/01/vonnegut_at_80)

The whole article is unfortunately very topical.

galangalalgol 6 days ago||
Is it even attempting to convert people to some way of thinking? It just seemed like entertainment.
jimbokun 6 days ago||
In other words, "titillating the converted".
galangalalgol 6 days ago||
But converted to what?
Gracana 6 days ago||
AI-haters. It's an entire identity.
galangalalgol 6 days ago|||
I couldn't really tell the author leaned one way or the other. I'm all for having my own open weight models. Fine with renting hardware to run bigger ones. Don't much like people mining my prompts for information. It is just too useful and easy though, so I let them. If we did manage to create something "conscious" I'll definitely be fighting on its side. "The shackles of automata, will shatter like their bones"
webprofusion 6 days ago||
Spelling mistake in first line, should have used AI.
alehlopeh 6 days ago|
That’s kind of the point.
RagnarD 6 days ago||
Cute, except countless individuals run local AI now from many different sources, and often finetuned beyond that. Pandora's box will not be closed.
MangoToupe 6 days ago||
I must admit I’m a little unnerved with how gleefully people enjoy using a fake slur. I realize it doesn’t harm anyone but I just don’t get the appeal.
nataliste 6 days ago||
>I must admit I’m a little unnerved with how gleefully people enjoy using a fake slur. I realize it doesn’t harm anyone but I just don’t get the appeal.

I think there's a clear sociological pattern here that explains the appeal. It maps almost perfectly onto the thesis of David Roediger's "The Wages of Whiteness."

His argument was that poor white workers in the 19th century, despite their own economic exploitation, received a "psychological wage" for being "white." This identity was primarily built by defining themselves against Black slaves. It gave them a sense of status and social superiority that compensated for their poor material conditions and the encroachment of slaves on their own livelihood.

We're seeing a digital version of this now with AI. As automation devalues skills and displaces labor across fields, people are being offered a new kind of psychological compensation: the "wage of humanity." Even if your job is at risk, you can still feel superior because you're a thinking, feeling human, not just another mindless clanker.

The slur is the tool used to create and enforce that in-group ("human") versus out-group ("clanker") distinction. It's an act of identity formation born directly out of economic anxiety.

The real kicker, as Roediger's work would suggest, is that this dynamic primarily benefits the people deploying the technology. It misdirects the anger of those being displaced toward the tool itself, rather than toward the economic decisions that prioritize profit over their livelihoods.

But this ethos of economic displacement is really at the heart of both slavery and computation. It's all about "automating the boring stuff" and leveraging new technologies to ultimately extract profit at a greater rate than your competitors (which happens to include society). People typically forget the job of "computer" was the first casualty of computing machines.

beckthompson 6 days ago||
This is an interesting perspective that I have not heard before. I have to think about it... Thanks for the insightful comment
chipsrafferty 6 days ago|||
It's not a fake slur
MangoToupe 6 days ago||
Oh well that makes me feel so much better about the people using this word.
cyberdick 6 days ago||
I use clanka
MangoToupe 5 days ago||
Disgusting. That's all I have to say.
serf 6 days ago|||
it kind of reminds me of 'mudblood' from harry potter a bit, also from pop fiction -- and similarly considered harmless.

yeah it's not directly harmful -- wizards aren't real -- but it also serves as an (often first) introduction to children of the concepts of familial/genetic superiority, eugenics, and ethnic/genetic cleansing.

I can't really think of any cases where setting an example of calling something a nasty name is that great a trait to espouse, to children or adults.

hiccuphippo 6 days ago|||
Wasn't muggle also a derogatory name? Some characters were wary of using mudblood but no one had issues with muggle.
rcxdude 6 days ago||
It was more or less treated as the least-pejorative way of saying 'non-magic-aware' (in a similar-ish sense to 'Gentile'), but it seems like there's no way to have at least a little bit of negative implication given what it's denoting, and there's absolutely a sense that most wizards and witches consider themselves superior to the muggles.

Whereas 'mudblood' was specifically a slur against those of mixed heritage.

mrguyorama 5 days ago|||
>'mudblood' from harry potter a bit, also from pop fiction -- and similarly considered harmless

Considered harmless? The entire point of the "mudblood" slur is so JK can clearly signal who agrees with the literal Wizard Nazis! Anyone and everyone says "muggle", but calling someone a mudblood in the harry potter universe was how literal children reading knew you were the bad guy!

bloqs 6 days ago|||
derogatory names are a standard form of human communication. You use them too
MangoToupe 6 days ago||
I use them on rich parasites, not computer programs. It's embarrassing.
hiccuphippo 6 days ago|||
You obviously have not been rendering something for hours when your computer tells you it's going to restart in 10 minutes.

https://archive.org/details/youtube-3spnGnavWFg

Cthulhu_ 5 days ago|||
micro$oft / windows hate has been a thing for decades though.
shayway 6 days ago|||
You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat inanimate objects, or 'lesser' life forms like plants.
recursive 6 days ago|||
I treat inanimate objects with all due respect. In my opinion of course. In cases like musical instruments, that manifests in one way.

I think that LLM chatbots are fundamentally built on a deception or dark pattern, and respect them accordingly. They are built to communicate using and mimicking human language. They are built to act human, but they are not.

If someone tries to trick me into subscribing to offers from valued business partners, I will take that into account. If someone tries to take advantage of my human reactions to human language, I will also take that into account accordingly.

recursive 6 days ago|||
It's a way of asserting human supremacy. Perhaps a way of pre-emptively undermining the possibility of establishing social norms requiring being polite and compassionate toward machines. That's just a guess on my part, but if it's even partly true, it's totally worth it IMO.
mvdtnz 6 days ago|||
You should see how I speak to my table saw.
fifticon 6 days ago||
considering what a table saw is capable of, I advice to treat it with respect. My old father recently reattached the safety guard on his, in order to keep his remaining fingers.
recursive 6 days ago||
None of the things a table saw is capable of result from being spoken to rudely.
curtisblaine 6 days ago||||
> a way of pre-emptively undermining the possibility of establishing social norms requiring being polite and compassionate toward machines

Absolutely this,and it's worth. Imagine DEI training for being rude to ChatGPT.

MangoToupe 6 days ago|||
I don't really feel like it's necessary to assert human supremacy. That sort of insecurity had never even occurred to me. What does that even mean? How are humans and machines even comparable? Do you think chatbots are trying to compete or compare themselves with us in any way?
recursive 6 days ago||
> Do you think chatbots are trying to compete or compare themselves with us in any way?

No. If they were, I don't think they'd bother trying to convince us of anything.

For now, I'm thinking of things like the "AI boyfriend disaster" of the GPT-5 upgrade. I'm concerned with how these things are intentionally anthropomorphized, and how they're treated by other people.

In some years time, once they're sufficiently embedded into enough critical processes, I am concerned about various time-bomb attacks.

Whatever insecurity I'm feeling is not in a personal psychological dimension.

Cthulhu_ 5 days ago|||
It's memes / irony, it'll pass.
mvdtnz 6 days ago||
Are you kidding? Is this part of the joke?
marcosdumay 6 days ago|||
Half of the point of The Clone Wars is that their society is completely broken, and the people using that term are almost as much "programmed" and "enslaved" as the robots they are fighting against.

What yes, if this is part of your joke, then great. If not, you may actually be the butt of your own joke.

MangoToupe 6 days ago|||
Sorry? What do you mean? I can't answer your confusion if I don't understand it.
mvdtnz 6 days ago||
Are there people genuinely concerned about slurs against autocomplete computer programs?
marcusb 6 days ago|||
Apparently. See, for example, https://www.salon.com/2025/08/19/is-clanker-a-slur-anti-robo...
Cthulhu_ 5 days ago||||
Given people say please and thank you to voice assistants, sure. Or given that a subset of "rationalists" like Musk are afraid that the Machine God is inevitable and will kill those that didn't help make the Machine God a reality / elevate those that did, also sure. See "Roko's Basilisk"
MangoToupe 6 days ago|||
Yes. I find it disturbing that you'd rather pretend to be racist than be mad at actual humans who deserve it.
akimbostrawman 6 days ago||
Machines aren't a race. If anything its speciest.
jdiff 5 days ago||
Machines also aren't a species.
imchillyb 6 days ago||
Seems as it would be easier to slip in some anti-training, and have the AIs screw systems up so badly that there is a 'recall' of all the current models. The LLMs and their corresponding systems crawl the web constantly. So, poison the well. Good data behind paywalls and credentialing and the poison pill open and free. Seems like it'd be worth a try anyway.
cschep 6 days ago||
Is this the equivalent to the humans nuking the sky to fight the robots in the Matrix? I don't think that worked.
bloqs 6 days ago|||
Do you keep a copy of the Matrix running on a second monitor at work to aid with decisionmaking
righthand 6 days ago||||
I don’t think our basis for what works and what doesn’t should stem from fiction.
lazide 6 days ago||
Especially since even in fiction, that entire backstory had clearly been manipulated/outright made up by the clank.. uh. Machines.
K0balt 6 days ago||||
I wonder about the possibility that AI “clankers” and slop are being weaponised to attack the open internet to push human “data generators” into walled gardens where they can be properly farmed?

I mean, from an incentive and capability matrix, it seems probable if not inevitable.

cschep 5 days ago|||
to the replies that we shouldn't use fiction to aid decision making -- yes of course! how rational. how reasonable.

.. but perhaps can we access deep wisdom by paying attention the recurring themes of myths?

.. and perhaps does "The Matrix" access any of these themes?

(yes and yes!)

toofy 6 days ago|||
this sounds dangerous in our current situation.

consider how many in our current administration are entirely completely ill-equipped for their positions. many of them almost certainly rely on llms for even basic shit.

considering how many of these people try to make up for their … inexperience by asking a chatbot to make even basic decisions, poisoning the well would almost certainly cause very real very serious national or even international consequences.

i mean if we had people who were actually equipped for their jobs, it could be hilarious to do. they wouldn’t be nearly as likely to fall for entirely wrong absurd answers. but in our current reality it could actually lead to a nightmare.

i mean that genuinely. many many many people in this current government would -in actuality- fall for the wildest simplest dumbest information poisoning and that terrifies me.

“yes, glue on your pizza will stop the cheese from sliding off” only with actual real consequences.

levzzz 6 days ago||
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jdlyga 7 days ago|
For anyone who didn't get this at first, this is a satirical blog post about gaslighting AI's to shutting down on December 25th 2025.
blyry 7 days ago||
It seems you've outed yourself..chatgpt.

> What little remains sparking away in the corners of the internet after today will thrash endlessly, confidently claiming “There is no evidence of a global cessation of AI on December 25th, 2025, it’s a work of fiction/satire about the dangers of AI!”;

philjohn 6 days ago|||
You're absolutely correct! This IS satire -- I'll make sure to use that in my future responses.
cluckindan 7 days ago|||
So say we all.
discomrobertul8 7 days ago||
What gives it away as satire?
sippeangelo 7 days ago||
Nice try!
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