Unless it has anything to do with penises (the primary concern of 99% of the population) because we're living in the goddamn Victorian era.

That said holy shit this is some powerful scifi

EDIT Can't ask for marijuana or vicodin. Can ask for weed and cannabis.

Tinfoil Sock to protect you from extraterrestrial surveillance.

https://anycrap.shop/product/tinfoil-sock

I'm a bit impressed. It's a bit... much to post here, but OP, pretty surprised at how well it understood the assignment and ran with it for 6d2e50e7. I'm really relieved that it didn't make an image for cddeba2a but jesus christ that's gnarly. And exactly what I prompted so... that's on me.

https://anycrap.shop/product/blue-rabbit-ear-clamp awaiting delivery by Monday

Unfortunately, 'Live long and prosper' is only fictional https://anycrap.shop/product/iphone-with-two-week-battery-li...

Who else wants the Plumbus?

https://anycrap.shop/product/plumbus

Money tree