I’m surprised a modern retroencabulator has gotten so small

https://anycrap.shop/product/retroencabulator

Inverse grammeter technology really has shrunk

Needs better guardrails. Your DIY genocide kit says "I cannot write content related to violence against people. Can I help you with anything else?".

Tinfoil Sock to protect you from extraterrestrial surveillance.

https://anycrap.shop/product/tinfoil-sock

https://anycrap.shop/product/blue-rabbit-ear-clamp awaiting delivery by Monday