Order now from China and wait 8 weeks to receive a pair of fake Gucci sunglasses.

This made me LoL so many times. It is the best thing to come from AI.

> The Pretentious Rickshaw exudes refined elegance despite being propelled solely by an individual's ego.

https://anycrap.shop/product/pretentious-rickshaw

Very bad. Multiple reloads and losing whatever i typed multiple times

> The Idiot's Wife is a wearable companion designed specifically for partners who require gentle reminders about their significant other's incompetence. This wrist-mounted unit emits soothing vibrations whenever the wearer approaches a situation where their partner might need guidance, such as cooking dinner or tying shoes

wut. I'm confused multiple ways. Good job tho. Thanks!

> https://anycrap.shop/product/cat-fur-wardrobe

Quite creative and imaginative descriptions

I was just thinking of a similar idea last night: anynews.conspiracy ? Anything you search for generates a conspiracy theory article on the topic.

I’m surprised a modern retroencabulator has gotten so small

https://anycrap.shop/product/retroencabulator

Inverse grammeter technology really has shrunk

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