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Posted by xeonmc 2 days ago

This World of Ours (2014) [pdf](www.usenix.org)
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impossiblefork 2 days ago|
The Mossad part is a very silly element of the text. Many organizations have to defend against US intelligence, Israeli intelligence etc., and I'm sure, that they, with the exception of some very terrible countries with a lot of incompetence or full of disloyal people likely to become infiltrators, are quite successful.

Actual security is possible even against the most powerful and determined adversaries, and it's possible even for you.

IAmBroom 2 days ago|
Well, data security. Right up until the wetware is included.
impossiblefork 2 days ago||
I think, a lot of people imagine these people as very capable, and they think of things like those pagers etc., but when I think of them I think of the Lillehammer affair and a bunch of other similarly silly business, so I'm much less impressed with them, feeling that they're basically silly people.

There's so many cock-ups etc. that you can read about Wikipedia that I don't understand why people hold these people highly and imagine them to be so able. They simply aren't.

coolThingsFirst 2 days ago||
Another example of power resides where men believe it resides.

Americans are just very scared of Mossad. Tons of money goes into Holywood to make them appear invincible to the world. Fun fact, they aren't.

Intelligence agencies have great capabilities no doubt they get billions of $$$ and have utter immunity to do whatever they want in the name of national security. Why is only Mossad scary? I'd be more scared of the CIA and KGB than of Mossad.

US has never been in existential threat like Israel has been, if it were I wouldn't want to stand in their way.

wk_end 2 days ago|
> Americans are just very scared of Mossad. Tons of money goes into Holywood to make them appear invincible to the world.

I don't believe I've ever seen Mossad depicted in a Hollywood movie? I guess there was Munich. Are there specific movies/TV shows that you're thinking of?

Americans, by and large, don't even think about Mossad. Certainly not the way they're aware of the CIA and KGB - which no one should be scared of at the moment since it hasn't existed since 1991, though obviously there are modern successors.

cool_man_bob 2 days ago||
> Are there specific movies/TV shows that you're thinking of?

Not GP, but NCIS is the big one offhand. Of course that show has simply gotten more and more ridiculous on general over the years

anthk 2 days ago||
Ah, very Germanic tactics against some Mediterranean foe. Us, Southern Mediterranean/half Atlantic guys, we have it easier. We would just put fake data, hints and traces untl they get mad and paranoid between themselves, we are experts on that since forever.

Also, the Southern part of the country (which I am pretty much not related culturally at least on folklore and tons of customs) managed to bribe even the Russian mafias. They were that crazy, it's like a force of nature. OFC don't try backstabbing back these kind of people, some 'folklorical' people are pretty much clan/family based (even more than the Southern Italians) and they will kick your ass back in the most unexpected, random and non-spectacular way ever, pretty much the opposite of the Mexican cartels where they love to do showoff and displays. No, the Southern Iberians are something else, mixed along Atlantics and Mediterranean people since millenia and they know all the tricks, either from the Brits/Germanics to Levantine Semitic foes...

You won't expect it. You are like some Mossad random Levi, roaming around, and you just met some nice middle aged woman on a stereotyped familiar bar where the alleged ties to some clan must be nearly zero, and the day after some crazy Islamic terrorist wacko with ties to drug cartels will try to stab you some Sunday in the morning and he might try to succeed with the dumbest and cheapest way ever.

No, is not an exaggeration. We might not be Italy, but don't try to mess up with some kind of people. My country is not Mafia-bound, but criminal cartels, mafias and OFC some terror groups from the Magreb (and these bound to the Middle East ones) have deals with each other because of, you know, weapons and money. And Marbella it's pretty much a hub.

kragen 2 days ago|
This explains a lot about Argentina.
anthk 2 days ago||
Half of Iberians can't stand the rascal (picaresca) tradition from the other half. Specially the heavy industrialized North.

We are not as divided as Italy, as Spain has powerhouses in the South as Airbus and the like, but, yes, there's a 'climatological gap' between the different 'Spains' across the mountains.

Not Ethnics, but kinda like what would happen in Italy if the North wasn't as developed (the North of Spain isn't bad but you can't compare it against the Franco-German-Austrian-Italian industrial hub) and the South had their Mafias shut down in the 19th century and if they were more developed than they are compared to the Southern Spain.

The South here isn't a shithole as Napoli and the like but some Andalusian coastal places can be far more dangerous than the Basque Country/Navarre in the 80's (terror attacks) for a policeman.

OTOH, Belgium it's far closer to be a Narcostate than some microrregions in Spain such as Algeciras in Cádiz (Andalusia) were you can read about the Militarized Police fighting drug boats almost as a daily chore.

On Argentina, except for a die hard Ghetto like the '3000 viviendas' and Cañada Real, every Argentinian would love to stay in Spain even at the worst neighbourhood at their town. Iberia it's far more secure than Latin America by a huge margin. The most dangerous issue on any bad town would be either a pickpocket/non-violent rob of watching some low tier drug dealers doing their stuff and maybe some very late night rape issue over months if not years. Far less than anything you would get in Buenos Aires.

Unless, as I said, you really want to mess up your like with some sketchy people, the ones you would spot from meters away, especially in remote/nearly hidden taverns/pubs where drug dealing it's widely known. For example, if some pub it's accesed by walking down some stairs into a basement, (where you can't see anything from the outside without going down); even if it looks good, clean, modern, maintained... run away.

kragen 2 days ago||
> On Argentina, except for a die hard Ghetto like the '3000 viviendas' and Cañada Real, every Argentinian would love to stay in Spain even at the worst neighbourhood at their town. Iberia it's far more secure than Latin America by a huge margin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intention... lists Argentina at 4.31 murders per 100k population per year, a bit lower than the US's 5.76, while Spain is way down at 0.69, so I think that's sort of true. 6× is sort of "a huge margin". I'm pretty sure there are neighborhoods in Argentina that are lower than 0.69, though, and neighborhoods in Spain that are over 4.31.

On the other hand, 4.31 is already low enough that I don't know anybody who's gotten murdered, although when I volunteered in the die-hard ghettos I met people whose children had been murdered before I met them. In https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_mortality... we can see that Argentina's crude death rate is 728 deaths per 100k population per year, so 99.4% of deaths are from non-murder causes. If you somehow acquired immunity to all causes of deaths other than murder, and you lived in 02025 Argentina until someone murdered you (through some kind of time-travel Groundhog Day thing, I guess) your life expectancy would be 23000 years. Real-life people who get heart disease and cancer don't really need to worry about getting murdered in Argentina unless they start dating a machista.

Consequently, murder is not a major reason that people leave Argentina. (Contrast Honduras at 31.4 murders; Belize with 27.8; South Africa with 45.5; Memphis, Tennessee, with 48.0; or St. Louis, Missouri, with 87.8.)

No, the reason every Argentinian would love to stay in Spain is that Spain has an economy.

hackernewscunts 2 days ago||
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realFredWilson 2 days ago||
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tsimionescu 2 days ago||
Just because you don't like the reputation that the Mossad has both gotten and created for itself, doesn't mean that playing on that reputation is in any way antisemitic. It's fair perhaps to consider it anti-Israel, given that the Mossad is am agency of the state.

And the Mossad really has a terrible reputation, both for efficiency and for being relatively bloody. The assassinations of the nazi officials who had fled to South America are a founding myth (and a positive one, of course - no one should cry for spilled literal nazi regime blood). For a more recent example, you have the campaign of booby-trapped Hezbollah devices that killed or injured quite a few Lebanese civilians along with various militia members, which the Mossad and Israeli government more generally gleefully talked about.

You'll find far fewer similar stories about the CIA or even GRU - at least from any current events (e.g. the CIA's most heinous actions were usually only talked about years later, like their campaigns of terror in Latin America). The GRU's operations are also less talked about, no doubt to a great extent because it is an adversary, and we don't want to talk about how good our adversaries are.

george916a 2 days ago|||
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tsimionescu 2 days ago|||
Ridiculous on the face of it.
kotaKat 2 days ago|||
Interesting we get these sudden 2 to 3 month old accounts with no comment history popping into these threads to start stirring the pot.
xrd 2 days ago||
Be careful, you commenting here is exactly the starting point for how the Mossad gets a highly radioactive uranium cell phone into your back pocket. I'm sorry I was too late for you.
kotaKat 2 days ago||
I'm prepared to accept those risks, I've got my lead-lined underwear ;)
dralley 2 days ago|||
>> For a more recent example, you have the campaign of booby-trapped Hezbollah devices that killed or injured quite a few Lebanese civilians along with various militia members,

It was quite possibly the most well targeted large scale military attack on a militia group in history, not to mention nonlethal to 99.5%, including Hezbollah members. What alternative military approaches do you suggest? While collateral damage is always tragic, it was almost inconceivably clean for what it managed to accomplish

tsimionescu 2 days ago|||
That's irrelevant to the point I was making, that the Mossad is seen, based on evidence, as both an efficient and a ruthless organization.

If you want to discuss the merits of the operation, though: for one thing, Israel is not at war with Lebanon, so any attack on Lebanese people, even Hezbollah soldiers, is immoral (as are Hezbollah's attacks on Israel, even the ones that kill Israeli soldiers, are immoral). Secondly, even accepting that Hezbollah militia members are a legitimate war target, that doesn't make all members of Hezbollah legitimate targets. Even in war, attacking troops who are at home on leave, or attacking auxiliary personnel such as military doctors, is not considered a legitimate military target. How many of those killed were active duty military personnel, and how many were not? I would bet that the numbers are much worse than the 99.5% propaganda.

pjc50 2 days ago|||
> Israel is not at war with Lebanon

So why do all those rockets keep getting launched from Lebanon into Israel? Lebanon is either de-facto at war with Israel or is a failed state that has lost the ability to keep third party (Iranian Hezbollah) military from violating its ostensible neutrality.

We can and should condemn both Israel for indiscriminate violence against civilians, and Iran for escalating this conflict. It feels very weird to say "I don't think there's been enough international condemnation of Iran lately", given how much they've been condemned justly or unjustly my entire lifetime, but they really are both provoking a war whose consequences fall on Lebanese and Palestinians (and Israelis!), while also being a key supplier to Russia in their "illegal" war on Ukraine.

dralley 2 days ago||||
You don't get to have it both ways. You can't say, on one hand, that Hezbollah are an illegitimate militia that shouldn't be conflated with Lebanon and also that there is some clean distinction between on and off-duty as if they were a real legitimate military.

And especially not when we're literally talking about the pagers carried on their person. Basically by definition, if you are a Hezbollah member carrying a Hezbollah-issued pager on your person, and you get a message, and you actively pick up the device and look at the message - at that very moment you are acting in Hezbollah capacity.

pjc50 2 days ago|||
> assassinates via uranium phones and then gloats at press conferences with "IT WAS DEFINITELY US" t-shirts?

This would be an easier complaint to make if Israeli intelligence hadn't assassinated a bunch of people by exploding pagers and then publicly taken credit for it.

I'm sure the thousand exploding pagers miraculously only managed to target Hamas members, and that no children or innocent civilians were maimed or injured.

Mossad got this reputation from back in the day with "Operation Wrath Of God", where in retaliation for the horrific Black September attack on the Israeli Olympic team they carried out a series of extra-territorial murders. History might forgive them that until they murdered a Morrocan waiter in Lillehammer by mistake.

(no excuse for generalized anti-semetism, though. People should stick to criticisms of things that Israel has actually done, not make them up)

h33t-l4x0r 2 days ago|||
I don't see antisemitic here, the implication is that Mossad is highly competent at hacking compared to NSA / GRU. And this was 2014, back before antisemitism became rather fashionable among people who should know better.
cthulberg 2 days ago|||
> Portraying Israeli intelligence as this omnipotent, cartoonishly evil entity that assassinates via uranium phones

https://www.timesofisrael.com/how-hezbollah-was-fooled-into-...

> and then gloats at press conferences with "IT WAS DEFINITELY US" t-shirts

https://www.timesofisrael.com/pms-office-confirms-netanyahu-...

It is not antisemitic, just daily news.

lexicality 2 days ago|||
Bought a pager recently?
westpfelia 2 days ago|||
Uranium phones no. Pager bombs sure. If you dont want to be labeled as cartoonishly evil then stop doing cartoonishly evil things.

Look at the Pegasus spyware. Shit was sold by Israel to the Saudi's so they could track a journalist and chop him up.

icameron 2 days ago|||
While not the uranium phones and tee shirts, in the real world just last year we got Operation Grim Beeper, where Mossad remotely detonated thousands of custom made pagers with a few grams of plastic explosive, followed by two way radios the next day. AFAIK they didn’t make tee shirts but they did go on 60 minutes, in disguise, to brag about the operation. Just saying, it seems pretty on brand.
BLKNSLVR 2 days ago|||
> Portraying Israeli intelligence as this omnipotent, cartoonishly evil entity that assassinates via uranium phones

Uses term "cartoonishly evil" to describe a scenario scarily close to a recent actual example.

The only way I can fathom this comment on HN is that it's masterful irony. And if that's the case, I applaud it.

If not: smh.

Edited to add two things:

1. It seems like the opposite of punching down, more like fearful respect of their capability.

2. I struggle to draw a line between criticising the efficiency with which an agency kills people and anti-semitism.

I would think that most people that consider themselves jewish, or a true believer of any religion, or just a well-adjusted non-denominational human (as rare as they are) for that matter, would respect the sanctity of life, and see the pursuit of murder, for any reason, as antithetical to their beliefs.

speedgoose 2 days ago|||
Thanks ChatGPT.
lesser-shadow 2 days ago|||
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tomlockwood 2 days ago|||
Ethnostates and Theocracies are shit. If an intelligence agency is representative of a single race or religion, its bad. Quit your job.
kotaKat 2 days ago||
Nice ChatGPT bait, Mossad agent.
pinebox 2 days ago||
This all seemed very clever until I read the bio and learned that the author works for Microsoft -- the last company that has any business being flip about security. Bro needs to STFU and get on with the security drudgery, because his customer's opposition very definitely is the Mossad.
gjvc 2 days ago||
this guy's stuff reads like word salad and people lap it up. I've never understood why.
torginus 2 days ago||
He wrote quirky internet humor before it was mainstream, in fact he's a victim of his own success - when this article came out this would've been considered funny and witty writing, but has become tired and derivative enough today to provoke a negative reaction.
Havoc 2 days ago|||
Despite word salad it is entertaining and the core message is valid
EdwardDiego 2 days ago||
Because it's a funny rant.
torginus 2 days ago||
If your adversary is a state intelligence agency, you're probably a high ranking politician and a boomer who is clueless about computers, and has demonstrably terrible opsec, either through government incompetence of your own agencies, or not following the terribly cumbersome opsec procedures, either because of inconvenience, the policies being terrible or sheer incompetence.

The amount of examples we've seen of this is staggering.

sigwinch 2 days ago|
That sounds like an elected legislator, not like the kind of person with close access to compartmentalized info. And its the form of a leak of policy or some covert program; details which could also be bought; so it’s called “retail” compared with systematic.
torginus 2 days ago||
I think saying that people like Hillary Clinton, Trump, Biden or Bolton didn't have access to highly sensitive information is not a reasonable stance (and those are just the ones we know about).
sigwinch 2 days ago||
It’s good that no one is arguing that. But your argument isn’t strong. You’re saying that numbers matter. Those kinds of people go in and out of SCIFs. If they belch a secret at lunch, maybe it has lobbying implications, but it wasn’t compartmentalized. It can even be disinfo.

The real ROI is to land a Jonathan Pollard. Not even a million Hegseths can leak enough info to collect into one Pollard.

lifestyleguru 2 days ago||
Then how it's possible Mossad didn't know about what had happened on 7 October 2023?
bbarnett 2 days ago||
The same way the US didn't know about 9/11. Intelligence failures.

(Portions of the US intelligence apparatus knew, but that knowledge didn't transition into action)

energy123 2 days ago||
Israel's intelligence services (not Mossad) did collect valid signals, such as sim cards in Gaza being swapped out for Israel sim cards, but it was ignored as another false positive. What the public don't see are all the false positives (like many drills for an attack that don't materialize) that drown out valid signals when the attack is actually going to happen. There's also hesitancy to act on signals because drills are used to expose intelligence.

It's one of the many asymmetries that changes when you are the defender versus the attacker. As the defender, you have to be right 100% of the time. As the attacker, you have the luxury of being right only 30% of the time. The law of large numbers is on the side of the attacker. This applies to missile offense/defense and to usage of intelligence.

This information asymmetry is also one of the key drivers of the security dilemma, which in turn causes arms races and conflict. The defender knows they can't be perfect all the time, so they have an incentive to preemptively attack if the probability of future problems based on their assessment of current information is high enough.

In the case of Gaza there was also an assessment that Hamas were deterred, which were the tinted glasses through which signals were assessed. Israel also assumed a certain shape of an attack, and the minimal mobilisation of Hamas did not fit that expected template. So the intelligence failure was also a failure in security doctrine and institutional culture. The following principles need to be reinforced: (i) don't assume the best, (ii) don't expect rationality and assume a rival is deterred even if they should be, (iii) intention causes action, believe a rival when they say they want to do X instead of projecting your own worldview onto them, (iv) don't become fixated on a particular scenario, keep the distribution (scenario analyses) broad

IAmBroom 2 days ago|||
> As the attacker, you have the luxury of being right only 30% of the time.

Interesting number you suggested. That's a pretty normal success rate for a carnivore attacking prey.

dominicrose 2 days ago|||
Avoiding a car accident has a low cost, you just have to take it slowly and be 1 min late to your meeting or whatever, but deciding wether you should attack first based on a small suspicion, that a hell of a problem, because if you're wrong, you're seen as the bad guy. And maybe even if you're right and can't prove it.
energy123 2 days ago||
> because if you're wrong, you're seen as the bad guy. And maybe even if you're right and can't prove it.

An example of this is France cutting off all support after Israel's initiation of the Six Day War, which followed signals such as Egypt massing troops on the border. The problem for Israel was the lack of strategic depth combined with the geographical low ground, which creates these hair trigger scenarios with no room for error, reducing the threshold to act preemptively. The more abstract problem was the absence of a hegemon in the late 20th century that had security control over West Asia, which is a necessary and sufficient condition for resolving the security dilemma.

drdrek 2 days ago|||
Actually Gaza and the West Bank are handled by the "Shabak" agency which is the equivalent of the FBI while the "Mossad" agency is only for foreign operations and is equivalent to the CIA

And asking how did they miss something is like asking how come AWS has downtime. But I'm sure you could come to this conclusion on your own if you didn't really want the answer to be something else.

torginus 2 days ago||
And the article is a huge rant about why security people are stupid for worrying about the most clearly implausible shit ever.
2rsf 2 days ago|||
a. I am too lazy to search but they probably did, the problem was what was done with the information. Same with 8200 the all mighty signal intelligence corps

b. The Mossad is the equivalent of the CIA, they are not meant to act inside Israel

ta1243 2 days ago||
> b. The Mossad is the equivalent of the CIA, they are not meant to act inside Israel

For that purpose is Gaza inside or not inside Israel?

rgblambda 2 days ago|||
Shin Bet (Israeli internal security service) have an Arab desk that covers the West Bank & Gaza.
lifestyleguru 2 days ago||||
Israel would probably dispute it, but for most of the world Gaza in relation to Israel is "abroad" and not "domestic".
2rsf 2 days ago|||
Yes (TBD)
ozirus 2 days ago|||
Domestic intel = Shin Bet, not Mossad
INTPenis 2 days ago|||
This is exactly the type of comment that will get you mossad'd.
lifestyleguru 2 days ago||
ok I'll keep you updated, but I don't own any real estate they could "de-Hamasify"
throwaway_dang 2 days ago|||
Maybe they did but it was permitted to happen to provide the pretext to expand those Greater Israel borders.
smashah 2 days ago|||
They didn't know about Hannibal Directive Celebration Day? Who told you that?
IAmBroom 2 days ago|||
Lack of omniscience, infinite computing power, and yottabyte storage facilities?
lifestyleguru 2 days ago||
Dunno, Microsoft was quite generous with their cloud plan.
smashah 2 days ago||
They didn't know about the pretense they wanted to spend the following 2+ years making unlimited fallacious justifications for committing a live-streamed holocaust of children? Who told you that?
smashah 2 days ago|
Very true, unfortunately there's no password strong enough to stop Malaysian Airlines ground crew from loading a pallet full of Mossad-rigged walkie talkies on my flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing via conveniently-placed-NATO-AWACS-infested airspace.

2FA isn't going to protect me from cruising altitude walkie talkie detonation and having the debris scattered over an impossibly wide area.

I guess the best thing to do is not take an airline of a country that has recently showed public support for Gaza specifically during a humanitarian visit in the months prior to my flight.

Thankfully none of this is true and everything the mainstream media and governments tell us are true - imagine if things weren't as they seemed?.. Craziness... Back to my password manager!