Best joke of 2025:
> My mom took Tylenol PM, so I only have autism at night.
There is nothing so self-contradictory as espousing "zero alcohol is the only safe amount" while also packing away a gram of Acetaminophen per day for headaches.
It's only hepatoxic at high doses. Taking 1 or 2 Tylenol a day is not going to cause any problems.
Why don't you use the more universal name "balls"? Even the most illiterate folks know what "balls" are. I don't know anyone who calls them "bollocks".
> I dont know anyone who uses the name Acetaminophen.
Because you don't live in North America.
> Paracetamol is the Australian Approved Name[170] and British Approved Name[171] as well as the international nonproprietary name used by the WHO and in many other countries; acetaminophen is the United States Adopted Name[171] and Japanese Accepted Name and also the name generally used in Canada,[171] Venezuela, Colombia, and Iran.[171][172] Both paracetamol and acetaminophen are contractions of chemical names for the compound. The word "paracetamol" is a shortened form of para-acetylaminophenol,[173] and was coined by Frederick Stearns & Co in 1956,[174] while the word "acetaminophen" is a shortened form of N-acetyl-p-aminophenol (APAP), which was coined and first marketed by McNeil Laboratories in 1955.
In Europe it's paracetamol, in the US is acetaminophen, both represent the same thing and are not ambiguous. Plus, it's literally mentioned in the 1st paragraph, together with the brand name Tylenol.
In the Netherlands it's sometimes informally called "aspirin", even though that's a different chemical altogether. In Italy, the brand name Tachipirina is often used.
InChI=1S/C8H9NO2/c1-6(10)9-7-2-4-8(11)5-3-7/h2-5,11H,1H3,(H,9,10)
Or the key Key:RZVAJINKPMORJF-UHFFFAOYSA-N
However, from exposure to American culture in forums and whatnot, I was under the impression Acetaminophen was widely used over there.