I wish this had another name.

I love the idea of fire and forget to a central AI aggregator. This one for LLMs, Fal for image and video. You don't need to juggle dozens of API keys or API integrations.

But these aren't open, despite it being in the name.

I want the ability to pull it all on-prem if I so choose.

I probably won't. But if I want to, I should be able to.

Don't use the name "Open" like this.

OpenAI, OpenRouter, OpenArt... Just stop already.

This isn't even fair source, let alone open. It's totally closed and opaque.

I'm half minded to make an "ActuallyOpenRouter".

(I know there are local routers, but I want hosted and managed with the ability to self-manage.)