I thought that one was quite funny.

> Malort-Driven Development

>> Your next 'exception catcher' blog post will be written after a long night at the Chicago Microcenter and will feature a Kafka setup powered entirely by spite and BIPA lawsuits.

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Are you sharing any of the prompts you used to generate this? Even if not verbatim, I’m interested to know how much you’re driving versus the model. How much more prompt is there than, “look at this comment history and write 3 roasts that the HN crowd will find funny”?

LLMs will be used to deanonymize all internet users. The AI "visionaries" are already bragging about this. You have been warned.

https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/jedberg

(But in seriousness, this self reflection really does highlight what my year has been like and I truly appreciated the laughs)

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The Rust-Evangelizing Hardware Romantic

A developer who believes every global outage is just a missing question mark away from salvation and spends their weekends reapplying thermal paste to fanless MacBooks while reminiscing about the tactile superiority of 2010 Dell Latitude trackpads.

Roasts

You post about Cloudflare outages caused by a single unwrap while your own codebase probably looks like a game of Russian Roulette played with Result types.

Your obsession with the thermal conductivity of fanless laptops is just a coping mechanism for the fact that your Rust builds take so long you could literally cook an egg on your chassis.

You have a very specific kink for 2010 Dell trackpads that makes me think you are either a Linux philosopher or someone who is no longer allowed within 500 feet of a Best Buy.

But definitely a fun read!

And yeah, I will keep ranting about the lack of dark mode!

https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/vldszn