You made my day with this prediction :)

> The Ultimate Fork

> Frustrated with Waterfox and Orion, you will finally launch 'CERN-fox', a browser that only renders LaTeX and requires a muon-detected captcha for every search query.

And to add insult to injury it says I'm going to rewrite all my Python stuff in Rust (after spending the year teasing Rust). I got a good giggle from the comic book summary -- thanks for making this.

This is hilarious and shows that I share too much personal info on here

This is absolutely wild haha, love it

"A high-latency architect who spends his days documenting every time a CDN sneezes while dreaming of a mountain drive through the Balkans with a fresh burek in hand."

Ok, this is hilarious and kinda embarrassing, but so cool!

https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/vee-kay

And such cool stuff is why we love HN!

Wow, that was embarrassingly good. Thanks? https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/tclancy

I don't like "Wrappeds" (low-key social hack to manufacture normalization of surveillance capitalism?), but with HN being public, I succumbed to temptation. Very fun, 10/10 no notes, surprisingly good for a small sample set this year.

> You write comments like you're trying to win a Pulitzer in Political Economy while trapped inside a middle-manager's strategy meeting.

It's too accurate for my tastes. Needs more snark.

Woah. scary good. https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/joshka

Hilarious. A post I'd upvote in 2035: "Microsoft Windows 14 now requires a daily blood sacrifice to disable telemetry."