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Posted by wilson090 14 hours ago

List of individual trees(en.wikipedia.org)
230 points | 84 comments
OisinMoran 2 hours ago|
Delighted to see my local one in there, with a description reading like it was written by Douglas Adams.

“The Hungry Tree is an otherwise unremarkable specimen of the London plane, which has become known for having partially consumed a nearby park bench.”

hoistbypetard 27 minutes ago||
When I saw the name of that one, I immediately though of the Kite Eating Tree[1].

[1](https://peanuts.fandom.com/wiki/Kite-Eating_Tree)

y-curious 2 hours ago||
I googled it and found that it has a more comprehensive Wikipedia article than some prominent historical figures:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Tree

NoSalt 19 minutes ago||
So sad that the Sycamore Gap Tree is listed as "historical" because of those two idiots. I'm glad they're in jail.

Also, why isn't the Whomping Willow in there somewhere? They should create a new sub-category for "Fictional" trees.

rhplus 1 hour ago||
Humans, man.

The Tree of Ténéré was a solitary acacia that was once considered the most isolated tree on Earth. It was a landmark on caravan routes through the Ténéré region of the Sahara Desert in northeast Niger, so well known that it and the Lost Tree to the north are the only trees to be shown on a map at a scale of 1:4,000,000. The tree is estimated to have existed for approximately 300 years until it was knocked down in 1973 by a drunk truck driver.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_T%C3%A9n%C3%A9r%C3%A9

jihadjihad 56 minutes ago||
And then there's the Senator Tree [0], estimated to be more than ten times older (~3500 years), which was "killed when a meth addict started a garbage fire inside the hollow trunk so she could see the crystal meth she was trying to smoke."

0: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Senator_(tree)

orenlindsey 45 minutes ago|||
What I find funny is how the drunk driver was able to hit the only obstacle in sight in the middle of an empty desert.
QuantumNomad_ 28 minutes ago||
Might’ve been because of this type of thing:

> Target fixation is an attentional phenomenon observed in humans in which an individual becomes so focused on an observed object (be it a target or hazard) that they inadvertently increase their risk of colliding with the object.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Target_fixation

hopelite 40 minutes ago||
forget 300 year old trees... the Californians cut down sequoia trees that were probably up to 6000 years old. The oldest current one alive is estimated to be only 3200 years old.

On a scale of atrocities humans have committed, I can't really think of anything that is more atrocious than the felling of those sequoias that were at the very least as old as the oldest known human civilization. 6000+ years ... poof gone, turned into beams and furniture for houses. They've been around at least 100 Million years, but almost and possibly will not survive what is the equivalent of 0.173 seconds if you scale the 100M years to one day.

Among all the many atrocities humans have and currently are committing, things like destroying something that took 6000 years to grow seems particularly bad because there is no way to even really restore or save that, like you might be able to restore an at-risk population of animals or even revive an extinct species.

It takes about 150-200 years (we don't really know) for a sequoia to become mature, i.e., fruitful, and then it requires fire to reproduce. Let me repeat that, it absolutely requires fire to reproduce once it as matured following surviving around 175 years of human proximity, not sooner.

For our European community, it seems that the various redwoods and sequoia that were planted in Europe in the 19th century, could be coming into maturity now/soon. They are technically invasive, but at a 175 year maturity cycle, I suspect there's not much you have to worry about.

dcre 1 hour ago||
Growing up I would see authors listing particular species of trees when describing a scene, and I’d marvel at the idea of someone getting all the references. It seemed so old-timey. But during the pandemic, my wife and I got into plants because it was an outdoor activity. I used an app to identify all the trees in our neighborhood (then we found out our town has a map online of them all). I have my favorite ones I like go by on walks. In a given area there are really only 10 or 15 species you have to know to cover most of the trees you see.
kelseyfrog 8 hours ago||
Several more

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Individual_physical_o...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_individual_a...

cbdevidal 6 hours ago||
My dumb butt thought it was gonna be a list of every tree in the world, all eight gazillion of them
sph 5 hours ago|||
I did a search, there are an estimated 3 trillion trees in the world; somehow that's much fewer than I expected.
dspillett 4 hours ago||
It is actually three treellion.

Even nature likes a terrible pun.

zk0 1 hour ago||
tree trillion
IAmBroom 38 minutes ago||
Tree fiddy and change.
moi2388 5 hours ago|||
This is a map of all trees in the Netherlands

https://boomregister.nl/overzichtskaart-van-de-bomen-in-nede...

sph 5 hours ago||
I loathe these stupid widgets that show a blank map as soon as you zoom out a little (past the 1000m scale in this case). How can you fail so hard at your only job?
autoexec 4 hours ago|||
I'm surprised that the Katamari games include a longer list of physical objects than wikipedia.
croisillon 6 hours ago||
The list of animals has dolphins and birds but not humans?
tobr 5 hours ago|||
Consistent with this definition of ”animal” - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/animal#English:_any_nonhuman_...
OtherShrezzing 6 hours ago||||
It’s Wikipedia. Make the change you want to see in the page.
rendall 5 hours ago|||
With respect, that is naive. To demonstrate, create a new account and go ahead and make that change. It will be reverted. Wikipedia is not the democratic free-for-all it once was.

If you do perform that experiment and I am wrong, please come back and let us know.

TuringTest 5 hours ago|||
Wikipedia is and has always been a wiki; reverting bad or controversial edits has always been expected from day one.

Also Wikipedia has developed an editorial line of its own, so it's normal that edits that go against the line will be put in question; if that happens to you, you're expected to collaborate in the talk pages to express your intent for the changes, and possibly get recommendations on how to tweak it so that it sticks.

It also happens that most of contributions by first timers are indistinguishable from vandalism or spam; those are so obvious that an automated bot is able to recognize them and revert them without human supervision, with a very high success rate.

However if those first contributions are genuinely useful to the encyclopedia, such as adding high quality references for an unverified claim, correcting typos, or removing obvious vandalism that slipped through the cracks, it's much more likely that the edits will stay; go ahead and try that experiment and tell us how it went.

Timwi 43 minutes ago|||
> reverting bad or controversial edits has always been expected from day one.

How charming of you to think that the well-meaning contributor is going to happily smile and agree with you when you tell them that their well-meaning contributions are bad.

nephihaha 2 hours ago|||
There are plenty of "bad and controversial edits" on Wikipedia, just some are more acceptable than others. Wikipedia is an oligarchy.
ejolto 5 hours ago||||
I’m here to let you know you are wrong.

I made an anonymous edit to the Wikipedia page of one of Hemingways short stories three years ago, and my edit is still there.

nephihaha 2 hours ago||
You were lucky that you could edit in the first place. Most anonymous editors are blocked before they make an edit due to shared IPs.
throw-qqqqq 5 hours ago|||
I’ve made several edits to wiki-pages without even having an account. A few got reverted, most stayed.

Some pages/topics are more open to changes than others, that much is true.

nephihaha 2 hours ago|||
"It’s Wikipedia. Make the change you want to see in the page."

If it allows you to edit it in the first place or isn't reverted within five minutes.

y-curious 2 hours ago||
They have strict rules, but I’ve had no issues editing articles after my first error. It’s certainly not like posting an answer on Stack Overflow, where you will be downvoted and flamed for a correct-but-suboptimal answer.
Timwi 47 minutes ago||
I suppose it's a matter of perspective which one you find worse: getting flamed for trying to contribute, or just having your contributions erased.
smusamashah 4 hours ago||||
A different list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_hominids#Humans
nephihaha 2 hours ago|||
The term "animal" refers to non-human creatures.
pluralmonad 1 hour ago||
Not when I use the word. Animals are the big creatures that move around. Guess I'm just a preschooler.
arethuza 2 hours ago||
My own favourite - the Last Ent of Affric:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Ent_of_Affric

einpoklum 2 hours ago|
TIL: The UK designates "trees of special national interest", and has a "Tree of the Year" competition:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_the_Year_(United_Kingd...

_kb 29 minutes ago||
And here I was excited to see disjoint subtrees of Wikipedia's articles.
mkl 8 hours ago||
Also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superlative_trees
cl3misch 7 hours ago||
While this is interesting and impressive, I kinda relate more to OP's link of more "normal" trees. Going through the list gives me a feeling how many cool trees there are all over the place.
bhasi 5 hours ago||
I've been to the Ancient Bristlecone Pine forest in Inyo County, CA where the Methuselah tree lives. Though I didn't get to see that specific tree because the sun was fast setting and I wasn't prepared to hike around in darkness, I had a pretty amazing experience being the presence of 4000- and 5000-year old trees.
MeteorMarc 8 hours ago||
This moves me. It affirms that grown trees have tremendous personality.
esperent 7 hours ago|
> A tree located in an established gay cruising area, noted for its slender trunk which facilitates gay sex.

The mind boggles haha

I can't believe this got past the Wikipedia editors.

317070 7 hours ago||
Why would it have been stopped? I don't see anything non-factual, and I regularly pass by that tree. It is well known and referenced [1].

[1] https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2023/12/07/hampstead-heaths-...

esperent 3 hours ago|||
"slender trunk which facilitates gay sex"

You don't see the euphemism?

wongarsu 1 hour ago||
I don't see it. It's a tree that people have sex on. Gay sex, though from the looks of it the tree would be equally well suited for lesbian or straight sex. Presumably one person lies on their stomach on the trunk while one or more people perform penetrative acts. Where is the euphemism? And what is weird about listing this on wikipedia?
y-curious 2 hours ago|||
How does this work, practically, since it’s so notorious? Is there a queue of dudes waiting to get access to this “private” tree?
isoprophlex 7 hours ago|||

    "This tree, I tell you, has a slutty little back arch".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_Tree

Incredible

riffraff 7 hours ago|||
I read that and assumed this must be some joke article and/or art stunt. After reading the article and linked sources, I'm still not sure that ain't true.
saberience 2 hours ago||
No it's definitely a real tree and not a joke article...

https://www.vice.com/en/article/cruising-spots-uk-london-201...

anotherblue 6 hours ago|||
Wikipedia is not censored.
esperent 3 hours ago||
No, but editors there are quite notorious for lacking a sense of humor. I'm not surprised it's listed, I'm surprised that particular euphemistic description remains.
NicuCalcea 3 hours ago||
It's a pretty notorious tree in London, don't see a reason why it wouldn't be included.
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