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Posted by Tomte 1/19/2026

Cows can use sophisticated tools(nautil.us)
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ksymph 1/19/2026|
It seems like the lesson we keep learning, no matter the proxy we use for intelligence, is that there is nothing that fundamentally sets humans apart from other animals (or even, in some ways, AI) other than the degree and scope of our intelligence.

While I'll never begrudge science that points out the obvious -- that's often where the most value comes from -- this particular avenue is always a little funny to me, as it often belies an expectation that other animals are unable to do these things by default.

lo_zamoyski 1/19/2026||
> It seems like the lesson we keep learning, no matter the proxy we use for intelligence, is that there is nothing that fundamentally sets humans apart from other animals

Except it doesn't show that.

The reason people make this judgement is because they don't have a coherent or clear definition of "intelligence". Nothing has been undermined, except in those who took the view that animals are dumb automatons. That's more of a legacy of modernism and the desire to gain "mastery over nature" more than anything else.

The essential feature of human beings - from which the rest of human nature and its consequences follow, including our social nature - is rationality. This entails an intellect, which is the abstracting faculty. It is the intellect that makes language possible, because without the capacity to abstract from particulars, we could not have universal concepts and thus no predicates. Language would be reduced to the kind we see in other animals.

For clarity, the functions of language are:

1. expressive: expressing an internal state or emotion (e.g., a cry of pain)

2. signaling: use of expressive to cause a reaction in others (e.g., danger signals)

3. descriptive: beyond immediate sensation; describes states of affairs, allowing for true or false statements

4. argumentative: allows critical analysis, inference, and rational justification

Without abstraction, (3) and (4) are impossible. But all animal activity we have observed requires no appeal to (3) and (4). Non-human animals perceive objects and can manipulate them, even in very clever ways, but they do not have concepts (which are expressed as general names).

Could there be other rational animals in the universe? Sure. But we haven't met any. And from an ontological POV (as opposed to a phylogenetic taxonomic classification), they would be human, as the ontological definition of "human being" - "rational animal" - would apply them.

tjoff 1/19/2026|||
Not sure if it qualifies but even bees have a dance that describes the direction, distance and quantity of nectar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waggle_dance

Feels like a lot of animals just lack ability to articulate. Which might evolve if they had a need but feels like an chicken-and-egg problem more than anything?

ksymph 1/19/2026||||
Perhaps ironically, I am having trouble distilling your abstractions into concrete concepts.

A dog or chimpanzee can easily understand conceptual ideas such as 'walk', 'play', 'food', and so on, even through language. Not to say humans don't process these in different ways, and are able to manipulate them as abstract concepts as other species generally cannot, but in isolation it seems the fundamental principles can be widely accessed. What sort of test might you propose that demonstrates the difference you describe?

keernan 1/20/2026||||
Isn't language also dependent upon unique human physical features enabling sophisticated sound combinations i.e. speech?
joquarky 1/20/2026||
Birds use sophisticated sounds for communication.
eagleal 1/19/2026|||
Not long ago there was the story of an orangutan in the wild using a paste it made from plants to heal itself, like some sort of anti-bacterial/anti-inflammatory.

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-68942123

joquarky 1/20/2026|||
In some areas, we are still like the geocentricly minded from long ago.

I feel that language models are revealing things about our cognition that some people are as unwilling to accept, similarly to how some people had trouble with accepting heliocentrism.

jraph 1/20/2026||
What things are being revealed about our cognition by language models?
mmooss 1/19/2026|||
> I'll never begrudge science that points out the obvious

People have many beliefs, inaccurate to varying degrees - many to a large degree. Science is a solution to our pretty bad intuitions. Sometimes it discovers they are wrong; sometimes science shows they are correct - it's hindsight to say it was 'obvious'.

Also, I don't think it's obvious to 99.x% that cows use tools.

IAmBroom 1/19/2026|||
The primal separation of man and animals has not changed since the invention of the device...

Animals fear motorized vacuum cleaners.

hugeBirb 1/19/2026|||
I fear a motorcycle blasting down my street at 10pm. What's the difference. Once my cats realized the robo vac won't hurt them they don't even move for it anymore... Seems intelligent to initially be terrified of something and update your perception of it.
andy99 1/21/2026|||
Nature abhors a vacuum
otabdeveloper4 1/20/2026||
Incorrect. Humans have free will (= information complexity). Various aspects of intelligence are just metrics of that, but the metric isn't the thing itself.
atomic_reed 1/20/2026||
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Sharlin 1/19/2026||
The Guardian has a photo and a video: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/jan/19/back-scratch...
erickhill 1/19/2026|
OK I think all pasture raised cows should be given nice little wooden brooms going forward.
mike978 1/19/2026||
They already have the "Happy Cow Brush" :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Kynijqps4

or a more manual version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2O7Z7cJB-w

water-data-dude 1/19/2026||
I never interpreted the Cow Tools strip as saying "cows are too dumb to use tools", but more along the lines of "if cows could create tools could we even fathom their use?" - kinda like the Borges story, Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge[0]. On the other hand, I read The Far Side when I was small and didn't really have the scientific chops to get a lot of the humor, so maybe I cemented an incorrect interpretation.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celestial_Emporium_of_Benevole...

MomsAVoxell 1/19/2026||
I can confirm that cows are also capable of opening gates, and closing them, and also of doing so in a manner intending to antagonize goats, while also giving the farmer something to do. Moo.
ThePowerOfFuet 1/20/2026|
As the saying goes, nobody on the internet knows you're a cow.
metalman 1/19/2026||
I realy admire how dogs used rockets to beat humans into space

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika

tangledknots 1/19/2026||
It's noteworthy to me that every scientific discovery is that non-human animals are "more clever than we thought" - and never ever the other way around.
fellowniusmonk 1/19/2026||
Koalas are the one that springs to mind. I believe the test result was "does not recognize their only food source (eucalyptus leaves) when served plated."
Dylan16807 1/19/2026|||
"We gave an animal some tools and a mirror and it ignored the tools and couldn't recognize itself" happens too often to be a headline.
lo_zamoyski 1/19/2026|||
It would be uninteresting. Think of almost any headline where some species is described as "dumber than previously thought". Not especially interesting.
skylurk 1/20/2026||
> headline where some species is described as "dumber than previously thought"

Describes quite a lot of headlines, unfortunately for us.

functionmouse 1/19/2026|||
I've seen a couple "Koalas are even dumber than we thought" articles

Poor lads really are exceptionally dumb

shevy-java 1/19/2026||
Often one has to translate things into understanding by the animal at hand.

Monkeys learn quickly. Cows oddly enough can also learn quickly in social cohesion. So one cow figures something out; the others often quickly adapt and learn too. So the main step is the initial hurdle to overcome. There are lots of videos about this on youtube, starting with simple ones such as scratch-objects where cows rub against and it helps them scratch areas they can not easily reach on their own.

harimau777 1/19/2026||
Cows watch sunsets man!
shawn_w 1/19/2026||
Cows have best friends.
goopypoop 1/19/2026||
cows also seem to enjoy music
mike978 1/19/2026||
They are very curious and seem to like trombones... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD42BXbjFg
rurban 1/20/2026||
Original paper: https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(25)... with much better info and even videos
worik 1/19/2026|
Watch out. It has been predicted... https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI?si=-Y6mo-3mWbpbZtVc
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