Beautiful

>boot sector

>looks inside

>node modules

This is incredible.

> If this makes you grin you are probably holding a torch

Hilarious

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

Pretty neat, though.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should!

Awesome! Everything will be rewritten in JS

Cursed, but fun

Javascript is a horrible choice but I think having a scripting language for this is actually quite a good idea. If only there was a popular scripting language that didn't totally suck balls.

good. god.