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Posted by microflash 20 hours ago

Malus – Clean Room as a Service(malus.sh)
https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/SUVS7G-lets_end_open_...

https://malus.sh/blog.html

1214 points | 442 commentspage 11
dakolli 18 hours ago|
I love these satirical sites that take a jab at how LLMs are (genuinely) ruining software.

See: https://deploycel.org/

badrequest 16 hours ago||
Was malice.sh taken?
gaigalas 11 hours ago||
Why would I pay for this? Makes no sense.

It's just confirming to me "yes, LLMs can do it so reliably that someone is trying to sell it, so I can probably just ask an LLM then".

m3kw9 11 hours ago||
It will soon not be a joke, and it reminds me of these crypto bitcoin tumblers
Jerry2 15 hours ago||
From their front page:

>*Full legal indemnification: *Through our offshore subsidiary in a jurisdiction that doesn't recognize software copyright*

Heh, ok. So, the thinking is:

1. You contract them.

2. The actual Copyright infringement is done by an __offshore__ company.

3. If you get sued by the original software devs, you seek indemnification from the offshore subsidiary.

4. That offshore subsidiary is in a country without copyright laws or with weak laws so "you're good!"

...

5. Profit.

This is a ridiculous legal defense since this "one-way-street" legal process will almost certainly result in you being sued first... the company actually using the infringing code.

The indemnification is likely worthless since the offshore company won't have any assets anyway and will dissolve once there's a lawsuit and legal process is established.

The "guarantee" is absurd: Their "MalusCorp Guarantee" promises a refund and moving headquarters to international waters if infringement is found. This is not a real legal remedy and is written to sound like a joke, which is telling about their seriousness...

This whole "clean room as a service" concept is a legal gray area at best. In practice, it's extremely difficult to prove tha ta "clean room" process was truly clean, especially with AI models that have been trained on vast amounts of existing code (including the very projects they are "recreating").

The indemnification is a marketing gimmick to make a legally dangerous service seem safe. It creates a facade of protection while ensuring that any financial liability stays with you, the customer who wants to avoid infringement .

detaro 15 hours ago|
whoosh
neonstatic 14 hours ago||
> 2010, Jordan Peterson: clean your room > 2026, Malus: Clean Room as a Service > 2026, Jordan Peterson: how could I have missed this business opportunity
abrookewood 12 hours ago||
I hate to say it, but if you dropped the sarcasm and I think you'd have a viable business ... Truly a bizarre place we find ourselves in.
ultratalk 16 hours ago||
Am I the only one who saw the title and thought it was about physical clean-rooms?
jollyllama 15 hours ago|
No
Goofy_Coyote 18 hours ago||
It took me too long to understand it’s satire. BP went through stratosphere before I noticed.

Let’s hope one of these fake AI grifters doesn’t take this as a serious idea, raised a couple hundred million, and do real damage.

(I’m not against AI, I just don’t like nonsense either in tech, or people)

slopinthebag 16 hours ago|
The irony of course is that this service already exists. It's called Claude Code (or Codex, etc...) and it costs $200 / month.
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