Posted by ohjeez 7 hours ago
(Also, cow burps are the bigger issue)
May be they should just stop the wars for now. Stop spilling oil into the seas. Stop dropping bombs. Stop all the crazy shit they are doing.
As far as meat is concerned - our bodies need meat and fat to stay healthy.
But then we would have to accept methane is an excellent fuel and that we have an abundance of it. No one on the fortune 500 likes that idea.
- i would replace everyone s underwear secretly with a bass base to emit a loud noise everytime someone farted
- imagine how many loud bops you would hear at the airport every second
Sleepy: Withings' piss sensor.
Wired: Smart fart panties.