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Posted by felineflock 10 hours ago

HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)(arstechnica.com)
296 points | 197 commentspage 4
Havoc 7 hours ago|
Mandatory wait times is an insane concept anyway
red_admiral 9 hours ago||
If you're the customer support hotline, that's shitty practice.

On the other hand, if you're setting up an asshole filter (https://mrsteinberg.com/the-asshole-filter/), deliberately waiting a while before replying can be part of "chaotic good" tactics. You use my private email for something that has an official org process that we MUST use, per policy? It'll take me several days to reply, and then I'll ask you to use the official process anyway.

If you're setting up an asshole filter for your customers on the official support hotline, we used to call that "AITA?"

everdrive 9 hours ago|
My routine is that I curse at the voice bot and treat it really poorly and berate it, but then I'm really calm, polite, and professional with the real person I end up talking to. In the vast majority of cases, yelling a person is both rude in a strict moral sense, but also usually counterproductive even when viewed through a totally selfish lens.
syntaxing 6 hours ago||
Some CIO thought it would be great to get rid of our local in office IT team and replaced them with a multi million contract with HP to use their “tier 1” support. Their service was absolute garbage. But the CIO got a fat bonus check for the “cost savings”
hedgehog 8 hours ago||
After years of good experiences I'm pausing buying any more HP hardware. My recent Z series desktop was mis-assembled and customer service getting it resolved was atrocious, so incredibly bad it dissuaded me from even trying a replacement. I don't know what happened over there.
xvxvx 7 hours ago||
Sound terrible but they’ve probably tried everything imaginable to reduce their call volume and weed out the lazy folk who could just read their website. Call centers are expensive.
kylehotchkiss 7 hours ago||
It's OK their customers can all just upgrade to MacBook neos
josefritzishere 8 hours ago||
Wait 'till you hear about their printers.
jgbuddy 8 hours ago||
This is unfortunately how companies die
kotaKat 8 hours ago|
(2025)

I'm reminded of the Beavis and Butthead episode Tech Support. Why the hell would those two dolts be allowed anywhere near a headset they picked up?

"See, Hamid: our goal is to help the customers - of course - but if we're on the phone too long, we don't make any money. We go out of business - and then what will the customers do?"

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