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Posted by PythonicNinja 5 hours ago

Hormuz Minesweeper – Are you tired of winning?(hormuz.pythonic.ninja)
351 points | 167 commentspage 2
Waterluvian 2 hours ago|
Now do Missile Command where you’re protecting an all-girls school from US cruise missiles.
hakrgrl 1 hour ago|
Or machine gun defence when you're protecting tens of thousands of Iranians from the Islamist regime.

The difference is the US had bad intelligence and acknowledges it's a tragedy. The regime intentionally murders by the thousands and would murder more if it wasn't thwarted by the US and Israel. And somehow you're more upset about the former not the latter.

> Since the beginning of the 2025–2026 Iranian protests, the government of Iran has perpetrated widespread massacres of civilians, deploying both its own security forces and also imported foreign militias to suppress widespread public dissent across the country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Iran_massacres

ykonstant 1 hour ago|||
whatabout iran
hakrgrl 1 hour ago||
The implication being what? "What about Iran" as if I don't think killing schoolchildren is terrible and shouldn't happen?

You missed the entire point of my comment: to us it's a tragedy. To them it's a strategy. That's why we're bombing them in the first place. They are commiting genocide.

Waterluvian 41 minutes ago||
I think true competence of this subject matter is having the ability to comprehend that "it was an accident" or "they started it" score zero points. Simple minds wail for simple framings of deeply complicated situations, and Americans chose to elect simple minds. I think the U.S. has grappled for a long time with the growing chorus of simple mindedness, volunteering itself for wars that ultimately serve no outcome other than further destabilization. The tragedy of simple minds is their being unable to learn from these mistakes, let alone identify them as mistakes.

To put more simply: it doesn't matter what logic or reasoning there is. There are real, tangible consequences to killing 150 children with a cruise missile. The tragedy will be when simple minds understand those consequences as little more than, "it's because they're subhuman terrorists who hate America."

ib33 1 hour ago|||
Why not remove sanctions so the civilians have less conflict with the regime? The protest and every death can also be blamed on those who cancelled the deal.
hakrgrl 1 hour ago||
Ask your favorite LLM
roysting 3 hours ago||
I have not finished a game, but I would be very disappointed if I didn’t get credit for stopping a war once I’ve won.
ChristianJacobs 3 hours ago||
Next FIFA peace price for you!
tclancy 3 hours ago||
Do not fix this perfect Freudian slip!
notrealyme123 3 hours ago|||
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/12/04/sport/soccer-world-cup-pe...
jfengel 2 hours ago||
He's referring to the word "price".
petesergeant 2 hours ago||||
Incredibly this actually happened and isn’t a slip
leosanchez 2 hours ago|||
It's not
frou_dh 1 hour ago||
We have to settle for the smiley face changing slightly.
us321 3 hours ago||
The missile feature is missing.
cyanydeez 2 hours ago||
Every player action needs to be followed by a drone animation randomly crashing into the remaining tiles.
seydor 4 hours ago||
Hormuz is not a minefield though. According to sources, ships are moving near the coast of Iran, according to other sources they are being charged $2M per passage. According to other sources only Yuan paid oil is allowed.
donalhunt 3 hours ago||
Iran has indicated they will only target ships tied to countries that are involved in the conflict.

That likely means US and Israel. Unclear if countries like the UK that are facilitating the US through use of their bases would be considered legitimate targets (likely yes).

Pay08 1 hour ago|||
That's not how mines work. They don't only explode on people you want them to explode on.
catlifeonmars 21 minutes ago|||
That’s not fundamental to how mines work. You could arm/disarm them remotely, either manually or via transponder. But I assume most mines are not like this.
torginus 15 minutes ago||||
I'm not a military guy, but I would think you can make mines nowadays that do exactly that.
littlestymaar 5 minutes ago|||
Easy: you mine the straight except the water immediately near your shores, where you can control the boat. We don't know about the mining part (the straight may or may not be mined yet) but the second part is what the Iranians are doing right now (the tankers which cross are doing to between Qeshm Island and mainland Iran, not in the straight proper)
lukan 3 hours ago|||
Unfortunately Iran's leadership is in a bit of distress and communication disrupted, and "involved in the conflict" is a very broad term - so they do make some effort to get chinese oil out, but any ship not asking for explicit permission from Iran - will have some great risk of being targeted.

Remember, the strait is not Iranian property, but International waters. So no one would have to ask them for permission, but that is the way it is and most do not risk it (insurance won't cover).

Kwpolska 52 minutes ago|||
Nah, the narrowest points are below 24 nautical miles, so all ships need to pass through Iran and/or Oman's territorial waters (12 nmi each).
fc417fc802 1 hour ago||||
> the strait is not Iranian property, but International waters

That seems to depend on who you ask. Iran has expressed a differing opinion on the matter and appears to be capable of striking the area in practice.

imadierich 3 hours ago|||
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diath 4 hours ago|||
You can see for yourself if anything is passing: https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:57.7/cente...
oxfeed65261 3 hours ago|||
A small number of ships are crossing with AIS off (and without the benefit of GPS, because it is jammed) by coordinating with Iran. For example: https://gcaptain.com/iranian-navy-guided-indian-tanker-throu.... These will not show up on Marine Traffic as they are transiting the strait.
mmmwww 4 hours ago||||
I've seen reports of ship turning off their AIS before attempting the strait, not sure if this is still valid but Marine Traffic only shows AIS signals that are turned on, which is as simple as flipping a switch.

Also something Chinese fishing ships do around the galapagos and other regions to fish illegally.

raincole 3 hours ago|||
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4geg0eeyjeo

> Before the war, about 138 ships passed through the strait each day according to the Joint Maritime Information Centre, carrying one fifth of the global oil supply.

> The data provided by shipping analysts Kpler shows 99 vessels passing the narrow strait so far this month, an average of just 5-6 vessels a day.

I mean, it's bad, but it's factually not a minefield. The threat isn't coming from mines anyway.

CoastalCoder 2 hours ago|||
> I mean, it's bad, but it's factually not a minefield.

That's not clear. Mines are generally concealed. It's the reason that mine-sweeping is slow and dangerous.

And there's no public information (AFAIK) that let's us rule out mines having been, or even currently being, laid.

samus 1 hour ago||
The risk of being targeted by missiles or drones works just as well. There is a reason NATO has to patrol the Red Sea with warships.
wood_spirit 3 hours ago|||
https://www.hisutton.com/Iranian-Naval-Mines.html
beloch 3 hours ago|||
It might not be. It might be. Uncertainty is the point of what Iran is doing.

There might be mines in the straight that are sophisticated enough to be armed, disarmed, or moved on command, or there might not. There might be artillery emplacements* hidden and not found, ready to pop up... or there might not. There are probably still plenty of drones and missiles all over the country that can be called down on Hormuz at will. Iran might choose to save them for something else... or they might not.

If a few oil tankers get through without Iran's permission, one might conclude everything Iran has in place has been found and that the straight is safe. Then again, it might not be. The Iranians might save a few choice surprises for the first aircraft carrier that gets too close. They might also choose to actually sink a large ship**, blocking the straight long-term. The Iranian regime has been planning specifically for a U.S. invasion since it's inception*** and they probably have some very well hidden and nasty surprises as well as plans to use them to maximum effect.

Merchant vessels can't get insurance to go through because of all this uncertainty. The U.S. Navy has completely refused to go in there because losing a multi-billion dollar military vessel along with hundreds or thousands of sailors for a war that's already unpopular would likely knock the U.S. out of it completely. This is why Trump is desperate for other nations to come in and clear the straight. He doesn't care if they lose ships, but he can't afford to lose even one American ship for a "Wag the Dog" war that's already exploded the budget.

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*The straight is narrow enough that artillery can actually cover it. Even the most sophisticated anti-missile defence systems aren't meant to deal with artillery shells fired from nearly point blank range.

**The straight has only a couple of channels deep enough for large vessels to transit. One or two well positioned wrecks could block the works.

*** They rebelled against a Shah installed by a CIA backed coup after all.

donalhunt 3 hours ago|||
Lloyds who are one of the biggest players have indicated cover is available.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/20/risk-london...

fc417fc802 2 minutes ago|||
So Lloyds is willing to reimburse the first crash test dummy if things go wrong while testing the waters. But unless they've figured out how to bring people back to life I don't think I'd want to be on the crew.
andyjohnson0 3 hours ago|||
At what cost, I wonder?

And even then: "after you" ... "no, I insist, after you" ...

noduerme 3 hours ago|||
So what's left of the Iranian regime is basically like the Houthis now, reduced to getting world attention by committing random acts of piracy and firing at random ships off their coast. To make whatever point they were trying to make. Seems like a win to me. Declare victory, say the straight is open, just like the Red Sea is open. If anything moves at shipping, destroy its source. They don't have a right to attack merchant vessels, and there's no reason to negotiate with them either.
none2585 1 hour ago|||
> They don't have a right to attack merchant vessels

This is a sovereign nation that is being attacked by a waning superpower. It's war and they are retaliating in really the only way that they can force America to back off - which is make the war really expensive and even more unpopular domestically.

samus 1 hour ago|||
> Declare victory, say the straight is open, just like the Red Sea is open. If anything moves at shipping, destroy its source.

Do you understand the concept of asymmetrical warfare? Hiding hundreds of launchers, firing them, and losing them is already accounted for by Iran, while a decent chance of losing any asset going through is prohibitively expensive. The strait is closed.

jonplackett 4 hours ago|||
I’m not sure this is intended to be factually accurate
aaron695 4 hours ago||
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0dayman 4 hours ago||
correct
justintiime 3 hours ago||
Missing feature where you blanket nuke the whole area to destroy mines.
specproc 3 hours ago||
WHO is currently doing readiness for a nuclear attack in the region.

This is America, the country willing to do the unconscionable when they're not winning fast enough.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politic...

Pay08 1 hour ago|||
WHO was also preparing for Covid turning people into zombies. It's their job to prepare for anything that has an above 0.5% chance of happening.
anonymars 3 hours ago||||
Other than that, of course, WWII was perfectly civilized
specproc 2 hours ago|||
The unfortunate thing is how keen the US and its allies appear to recreate it.
samus 56 minutes ago||
Last time I checked, only the US and Israel. Europeans don't want anything to do with this war, and the USA's East Asian allies also like it not even a little bit.
fc417fc802 1 hour ago|||
I mean in relative terms ...

It never ceases to amaze me that demonstrating such a weapon on civilian targets somehow made it past the entire chain of command. One of those things that I just can't wrap my head around no matter how many times I come back to it.

15155 1 hour ago||
They weren't exclusively civilian targets, they were considered "mixed" targets. Hirohito's home wasn't considered strategically-important enough and therefore didn't make the cut.

The sites in question were also specifically selected because they hadn't previously faced conventional attack, enabling a more accurate damage assessment.

anonymars 1 hour ago|||
> they hadn't previously faced conventional attack

Which, by the way, illustrates a related point: Hiroshima and Nagasaki had stiff competition. WWII was devastating, to cities and civilians all over the map. More people died in the conventional bombing of Tokyo than the atomic bombing of Hiroshima. I think the atomic bombs represented some 2 weeks worth of casualties in a war that lasted 300.

fc417fc802 1 hour ago|||
No sir that's not a school we're proposing to bomb, it's a complex containing both a school and a vehicle maintenance facility. So it's mixed, meaning there's valid logistical reasons to attack it. Yes, hundreds of children will perish in the attack, but the action will also provide us with legitimate benefits. Just try not to think about the former and focus on the latter. I'm sure no one in the future will judge us too harshly for the decision.
15155 1 hour ago||
So an automatic cheat code to win any and all conflicts is simply to put strategic assets in schools?
Pay08 1 hour ago|||
You'd be surprised how many people's "morality" boils down to that.
fc417fc802 1 hour ago|||
Is that what the Japanese were doing? (Bit of a pointless diversion though because this is a nuclear bomb we're talking about here. Not exactly a surgical strike.)
pestatije 2 hours ago|||
poor kids... they had a new toy couldn't resist trying it out
nutjob2 2 hours ago||
Also little boats coming out to drop more mines.
0dayman 4 hours ago||
and missiles too, not just mines
BoredPositron 3 hours ago||
It's a piece about showing the detachment from war and you are arguing like idiots again. "Look how easy it is," you say. "Even a child could do it. Let me show you." And just two minutes later, there you are: huffing and puffing, bickering like you’re back on the schoolyard. The irony is almost as staggering as your ignorance.
ghywertelling 3 hours ago|
This is symptom of the misunderstanding among people that somehow more people being knowledgeable about politics will bring about a change. "Pen is mightier than sword" was probably written by a person who only wielded pen. It's a collective psyops inflicted by people on themselves, belonging to an era where it made sense. In today's world, it doesn't matter. Bring missles to a sword / knife fight. Only true power is respected.
jacquesm 3 hours ago|||
> "Pen is mightier than sword"

You completely misunderstood that. Take into account that you see the swords failing all around you whilst one nation effectively messed up the rest of the world through propaganda and maybe you'll begin to understand the true meaning of that sentence.

Information, used well or abused well, is more powerful than any other weapon of war.

lukan 3 hours ago||
"Information, used well or abused well, is more powerful than any other weapon of war."

Indeed, because people with the swords will decide on that information who to slain or who to defend. If you do it right, you don't need to fight the enemy soldiers, but they will fight for you.

psychoslave 2 hours ago||||
First, conclusion is confounding respect and fear. No one is going to kill a person they respect while they slip or as soon as a window of doability occurs. Fear can bring surface level compliance to orders, but it doesn't provide much respect.

Playing by the book of fear uncertainty and doubt is going to foster hate, distrust and suspicion/paranoia.

mulnz 3 hours ago||||
Cool man, can you please just pass the blunt.
ghywertelling 3 hours ago||
Listen to Netanyahu speech where he said Evil can win over Good through sheer power.
mulnz 2 hours ago||
Totally. After reading your poorly worded screed on geopolitical ethics, which itself was a random and inane response to a comment mocking that exact type of behavior. Too rich.

I will now go listen to the words of a bloodthirsty fascist. Thank you for the advice.

ghywertelling 11 minutes ago||
Why do think I support Netanyahu? The fact that he choose that example says more about his ideals and psyche. I am merely pointing out the fallacy that a better informed populace doesn't immediately translate to good policies.
9dev 3 hours ago|||
This sort of ridiculous reductionism has never been true. Do you seriously think all the conflicts we experience have never been there before?

"Only true power is respected"—what’s this even supposed to mean? Right now, the American military is shooting with all its mighty glory on Iran, yet loosing the war, money, and yes, respect from the rest of the world. Well, except for Putin maybe, who is unilaterally benefiting from this disaster.

This little incel power fantasy of rule by force you guys are cooking up there is complete and utter bollocks.

jacquesm 1 hour ago||
Mearsheimer and Rand... between those two a lot of damage is being done to the psyche of impressionable people. They're all just looking for excuses to act out their inner toddler believing themselves to be in the possession of profound insights. Lesswrong probably also deserves a mention.
seboapps 3 hours ago|
Great
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