Mario Idraulico and Luigi Fratello overseeing this project? I hope the karts don't run into any stray kooparticles.

Ofcourse the guy explaining the carts is called "Mario".

Right on time! "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" released today.

oh my, I should really visit one day, I'm not even that far from CERN

high temperature super conductors my beloved

> Each kart is turbo-boosted by 64 superconducting engines,” explains project leader Mario Idraulico

I guess we can now call you Mario 'Kart' Idraulico.

Oh wait.

Thank you CERN, that was a smart one.

Really enjoyed the "karts and equipment will reach underground areas via giant green pipes" caption on the LHC tunnel diagram.

if you reached c with such a cart - nevermind the heat from air friction, would you be able to breath from a rebreather?

Call me a killjoy I hate April fools jokes.