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Posted by sam-bee 8 hours ago

Show HN: Brutalist Concrete Laptop Stand (2024)(sam-burns.com)
618 points | 195 comments
atlgator 5 hours ago|
This man poured concrete around a power strip, chemically aged copper with ammonia, rusted rebar with peroxide, faked a damaged cable for vibes, and vibrated out the air bubbles with a dildo. This is the most unhinged and delightful Show HN I've ever seen.
sam-bee 5 hours ago||
It's an honour just to be nominated <3
thesuitonym 4 hours ago|||
Do I like it? No. Do I want one on my desk? Absolutely not. Do I think it's even brutalist? Not in the least.

But it's still a cool as hell project. People need to do more things just because they want to, and to hell with what anyone else thinks.

sam-bee 4 hours ago|||
It's very liberating, crafting something for yourself with no intention of selling.
Gracana 2 hours ago||
Yes! Trying to make something that other people want is a good way to take the joy out of a project, and it dulls the uniqueness that could the result something truly special.
Fnoord 4 hours ago|||
Sums up my mother's sculptures, or my kids' drawings.

If it serves the artist, it served a purpose.

Personally, I have an aluminium laptop stand which makes the laptop dockable but which isn't portable or makes screen/keyboard usable (secure for cats though) and I have a portable, foldable, lightweight plastic one [1].

I also do not enjoy the idea of using the bottom of a laptop on concrete. The latter material isn't nice for scratches (and every time it is put or leaves concrete is a potential mark).

So in this case, I believe a second monitor (or larger primary one) plus a vertical laptop stand would fit in the shown office.

[1] https://nexstand.eu/collections/foldable-laptop-stands

NathanielK 3 hours ago|||
Perhaps having a scratched up laptop matches the concrete stand.
overfeed 30 minutes ago|||
> I also do not enjoy the idea of using the bottom of a laptop on concrete.

How else could your laptop echo the theme of "Urban decay?"

zelphirkalt 3 hours ago|||
And yet that laptop stand is not even the slightest bit slanted, one of the crucial details. I could simply take a book and put the laptop on top of that, to get the same ergonomic features. I am aware that ergonomic use is not the main point, but it would certainly not have hurt to consider that angle at least a little bit.
eru 3 hours ago|||
That would have destroyed the brutalist cred.
whstl 3 hours ago||
Use a random cement brick instead of a book, then.
eru 2 hours ago||
No, gotta use concrete.
throw-the-towel 2 hours ago|||
Haha, consider that angle. (I'll show myself out.)
jherskovic 4 hours ago||
So many naysayers. I love it! So what if it doesn’t come from the Brut region of France and thus it’s just sparkling cement, it looks great and is clearly a labor of love.
sam-bee 1 hour ago|
Thank you!
graypegg 5 hours ago||
Oh man... I've never worked with concrete, but I would love to make a desk stand that looked like a little montréal métro station. They're all rather brutalist, and have flat tops haha

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Station_Radisson_Met...

chasd00 5 hours ago||
yeah i really want to try and make something like this. I was thinking of getting some spraypaint and making it look like part of it had been tagged with graffiti. Maybe one edge is broken so it looks like something I just found. I don't have the faintest idea of architecture styles, just thinking what would look cool and contrast with polished, refined, technology like a macbook or something.
pavel_lishin 5 hours ago||
There's lots of makers on Youtube who have good tutorials for getting that sort of look.

These two come to mind:

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06OQmIiYQMA

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUA0tOrNgpc

wheybags 4 hours ago||
That thing looks like giant pillbox bunker.
graypegg 2 hours ago|||
They (tend to) open up to big spaces on the inside! So they feel like... bunker cathedrals maybe? I find them to be interesting spaces!

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Station_Radisson_Met...

I'll accept that I'm biased by living here though haha

lostlogin 2 hours ago|||
Or a cheap plastic/pressed steel footstool.
pjc50 6 hours ago||
I wonder what the practical limit is on how thin and light you can make concrete for non-structural items? I can see someone selling concrete mugs on Etsy, for example. Maybe with clever use of fillers and thin walls you could have a version of this you could actually lift. It looks great, especially in contrast to a white IKEA-style office.

Re: decay, I regret not taking more photos of the final days of the RBS "Ziggurat": https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/stark-ph... ; at the end it had plants growing from much of the upper levels, making it look extremely Horizon Zero Dawn.

throwthrowuknow 6 hours ago||
People who make concrete counter tops use a lot of fibreglass fillers to get them fairly thin but if you wanted it truly light weight you’d probably need to make it out of a dense foam and coat it with something that looks like concrete.
scottyah 3 hours ago|||
My bathroom is a couple mm of microcement over Schluter Kerdi-Board foam, it's fairly strong. I think it can hold a laptop no problem.
ssharp 3 hours ago|||
Concrete counter top mixes usually use either much smaller, or no aggregate and use more sand. The mixes resemble mortar more than concrete and they are typically a little harder and less forgiving to work with.
TheJoeMan 5 hours ago|||
Even structural items can be made quite thin! There is a college design competition to make concrete canoes which can be 3/8" to 7/16" thick: https://www.concretecanoe.org/2008Triva/Florida2008DesignPap...
chasd00 5 hours ago||
oh wow that takes me back. I remember touring, i think it was Texas A&M, in HS and they showed off their "concrete canoe" to the group. This would have been in the late 1900s.. 1995 or around there.
lostlogin 2 hours ago||
There have been ships made of concrete.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_ship

urikaduri 5 hours ago|||
I've read that adding a little bit of graphene can make concrete much stronger, lighter and easy to shape, so would allow for thinner objects.
bluGill 4 hours ago||
There are a lot of additives to concrete - the industry is large and has put a lot of money into research over the decades. You can read many many books on the pros and cons of different options.
bookofjoe 3 hours ago||
Translucent concrete: https://www.allplan.com/blog/translucent-concrete/
swiftcoder 6 hours ago||
> Maybe with clever use of fillers and thin walls you could have a version of this you could actually lift

You could likely also pour something like this out of aircrete, which would make it a lot lighter even at the same thickness

ricardobayes 4 hours ago||
This is awesome, one of my friends actually wanted to make a laptop top and bottom case from concrete. Thin enough it could even work but would still be heavy. Definitely very stylish. Related: this design studio in Hungary creates a lot of concrete products, including designer bags. https://www.stylemagazin.hu/kiemelt-hir/A-het-designere-Ivan...
gcr 7 hours ago||
If you like brutalism, you might also enjoy the Quake Brutalist Map Jam 3, which released last month: https://www.slipseer.com/index.php?resources/quake-brutalist...

My favorite map is ‘One Need Not Be a House’ by Robert Yang, which was inspired by Louis Kahn's "brick brutalism" masterpieces in Bangladesh and India, as well as contemporary level design like The Silent Cartographer. The artist writes about their process on their blog post, https://www.blog.radiator.debacle.us/2026/01/one-need-not-be...

The map jam is standalone and uses custom assets so you don’t need a copy of Quake to enjoy it. Check the website for the ‘standalone’ variant.

Sorry for derailing! Cool laptop stand!

bityard 3 hours ago||
Neat! I was big into Quake years ago. This looks like something I could waste a weekend on.

Are these all single-player maps? Are there any that are designed for (or would at least be suitable for) 1-4 player deathmatch?

ge96 5 hours ago|||
Just finished reading Masters of Doom crazy Quake is still a thing today

I do really like the fast pace of Doom Eternal and Dark Ages which you can see here I think

bitwize 5 hours ago|||
Was just gonna say this is a great accessory to put your computer on while playing QBJ3!
mock-possum 6 hours ago||
Yang also regularly writes really interesting blog posts, mostly around game design. Very much recommend keeping tabs on him.
gcr 4 hours ago||
agreed! i was reading his posts this morning on the subway and he's now a part of my RSS reader :-)
gwbas1c 6 hours ago||
Related: Anyone know where to get that kind of keyboard in the photo? Specifically, where the number pad and arrow keys are on the left?

I've been looking and looking, but the best I can find is using a narrow keyboard with a separate number-pad only keyboard on the left. I'm in the US.

(It's better for your right shoulder to keep the mouse closer to your body like in the picture.)

sam-bee 5 hours ago||
The keyboard in the photo was bought from Amazon in the UK, as "Black Left-Handed Mechanical Keyboard".

I am indeed a right-handed user, which is why I want my mouse within reach on the right.

wmwragg 6 hours ago|||
I believe it's this keyboard[1] from Posturite, but doing a web search for "Left-Side Numpad" of "Left handed keyboard" should show a few options.

[1] https://www.posturite.co.uk/left-handed-mechanical-keyboard

chipaca 6 hours ago|||
I went to https://www.keyboardco.com/ and searched for left-handed and the keyboard in the photo popped up, as well as a bunch of weirder and wonderfuler ones.
ffsm8 5 hours ago|||
Personally I just switched to TKL keyboards (no numpad). While I did use it occasionally, it wasn't often enough to feel inconvenienced without it... All the buttons are still there after all, and if I'm already at home row, it isn't any slower.

May be worth considering too, especially if you're looking for a good keyboard with eg magnetic switches vs shitty rubberdome

swah 5 hours ago|||
Yeah I would suggest you stick some wood on your left side of your current keyboard, for a few days to see if you can adapt... I always used that space as a resting place, so having it occupied totally broke my flow.

(If I needed a numpad I would have it standing alone.. those are easy to find)

gwbas1c 4 hours ago||
Like I said, I'm already using a separate number pad on the left.

It's easier to adapt to than than putting the mouse in my left hand!

sushibowl 6 hours ago|||
keychron does make one: https://www.keychron.com/products/keychron-q12-max-qmk-via-w...

found this one as well, don't know the brand: https://www.bloodyusa.com/product.php?pid=11&id=166

vunderba 5 hours ago||
+1 for Keychron. I have a Q5 Pro with brown switches (which is almost identical to that Q12 model) and it's one of the best keyboards I've owned.
chasd00 5 hours ago||
yeah that keyboard is definitely different than what I'm accustomed to. My son pointed out that shift-2 is not '@' but '"'.
stevesimmons 5 hours ago|||
Standard for a UK layout keyboard. shift-3 is £
sam-bee 4 hours ago|||
It's an English (UK) keyboard layout
crimsontech 7 hours ago||
This is pretty cool looking, I like it, it must be really heavy though.

> For a medium-sized piece like this, a vibrating dildo is actually the best thing to use. Just think of it like any other power tool.For a medium-sized piece like this, a vibrating dildo is actually the best thing to use. Just think of it like any other power tool.

I used work on foundations for warehouses, huge concrete blocks as anchor points and this is exactly how we got the bubbles out, we had a huge metal vibrator they call them high-frequency concrete pokers.

sam-bee 6 hours ago|
Felt a little silly doing the work, but to be fair it did get the bubbles out.
vunderba 5 hours ago||
This looks pretty funny paired with a sleek fancy MacBook though.

You need a proper Soviet-esque workstation of a laptop to sit on that concrete block - go get yourself a nice, chunky ThinkPad T530.

neilv 2 hours ago||
You know what has always needed a solid concrete foundation poured is the W700ds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6glQCMpqH7M&t=58s
smm11 3 hours ago||
Thinkpad 765d
bpavuk 8 hours ago|
if we give it a little more polish, colder/greyer tones and "newness," it would fit very nicely for a Control fan :)

EDIT: https://store.steampowered.com/app/870780/Control_Ultimate_E...

pwython 6 hours ago||
At first I thought you were talking about an actual rotating fan, which would be an awesome addition to this. Just a small PC fan running at a very low RPM built into the side in a circular cutout, with that worn metal patina look.
jesse_faden 6 hours ago|||
as a control fan, i agree. the art direction in that game is something else.
bpavuk 21 minutes ago|||
oh, Direc- excuse me, Jesse! have you met esseJ?
queuebert 5 hours ago|||
I was delighted to see that a sequel is coming: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJTBoQhWaC0

The maze level on the original game has to be an all-time best level design.

bpavuk 4 hours ago||
> I was delighted to see that a sequel is coming

the sequel trailer got me into the first game, actually :)) and I'm already sold on these recursive pigeons. is it multiplicative resonance?

> all-time best level design

well, the only worthy contenders are DEATHLOOP and Dishonored 2 :>

but yeah, Remedy does deserve every award they got with Control

polyterative 5 hours ago||
My favorite video game of the universe.
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