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Posted by surprisetalk 10 hours ago

They're made out of meat (1991)(www.terrybisson.com)
317 points | 98 commentspage 2
DamnInteresting 4 hours ago|
I love this short story, it's one whose memory visits me unbidden from time to time. I blogged about it over 20 years ago[1], and it was already around 15 years old at that time. OMNI magazine was great.

[1] https://www.damninteresting.com/retired/short-fiction-made-o...

Aperocky 3 hours ago||
This is fun to read but any such galactic intelligence would probably recognize that its predecessor were meat, probably kept the original meat safe in a corner of the galaxy too..

The universe were quite uniform in character. Galaxies, stars, they are very predictable and essentially the same everywhere, across billions of years (both time and distance), can't see why that doesn't apply to life too in a general sense. Maybe different RNA building blocks and genetic chemistry, but probably work out similar to meat and organic stuff.

Espressosaurus 3 hours ago||
Thanks for doing a "well AKTually" on a piece of amusing fiction.
Aperocky 3 hours ago||
There's no refutation of anything here, I seriously thought about the possibility of evolution without meat, but you should be convince me otherwise if you can show me how it can arise naturally after big bang.

It's a discussion of reality stemming from an inspirational fiction. The whoosh apply to you.

n4r9 3 hours ago|||
> any such galactic intelligence would probably recognize that its predecessor were meat

Perhaps it's predecessor was just advanced enough to build self-modifying replicators and fire them out into space. Eventually it hits a planet or asteroid and gradually becomes sentient and intelligent. No trace of how it originated.

jounker 1 hour ago|||
I think the point is that the story’s universe is populated by intelligent life forms that did not evolve from any lineage of meat. Hence the reference at the end to the hydrogen cluster.
IncreasePosts 2 hours ago|||
Why would it's predecessors need to be meat, besides for you own absence of imagination
justonceokay 3 hours ago||
It’s called fiction for a reason. Glad you’ve risen above that nonsense!

I personally hate that it implies there are faster ways to travel than light speed. We know this to be a hard limit in the physics of our universe and it rubs me the wrong way when SF writers just glaze over reality. Not to mention hydrogen life forms, what’s that about!?

jounker 1 hour ago||
You seem to be lacking in imagination.
zamadatix 57 minutes ago||
I think they are abound in sarcasm :).
ableal 7 hours ago||
Somehow this story isn't as fun today as it was when first printed ...
nasretdinov 5 hours ago||
By all accounts the CPUs we've made with ridiculous stuff like 2nm transistors is _surely_ more advanced than neurons, right? We just haven't figured out how to wire them properly :)
indoordin0saur 3 hours ago||
The 2nm claim is all marketing. The smallest features on these gates is much larger. For example, the gate pitch (what this measure used to refer to) on the 2nm process is actually 45 nanometers.
Theodores 1 hour ago|||
Nature's machines, for example, for reproducing DNA or for photosynthesis, are in a totally different league of 'precision engineering' to anything that our brightest engineers have ever created.

At times we get all giddy because we have invented a quartz clock, a wheel, a straight line or a calculator that seems to be better than anything in the world of nature, however, we sometimes have to overlook nature or forget to question why nature didn't evolve such things. With the clock, every cell in our body has some 'timing circuitry' tied into day/night cycles, seasons and much else. We just insist on doing it our way and proclaiming it better.

theowaway 4 hours ago||
they are not
khelavastr 4 hours ago||
Is including an iFrame to Terry Bison's website reprinting?
emp_ 7 hours ago||
> It was incredible man. Mold on a rock that got to think. Ha, it was amazing while it lasted
Finnucane 4 hours ago||
I still remember seeing Terry do a reading of this at Lunacon, I think, shortly after it was published. It was a good reading, he really knew how to land a joke.
analog8374 7 hours ago||
So, Link, it's all very straightforward and scientific if you just think about it carefully for a moment : we're made out of pixels.
api 8 hours ago||
Great short film version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg

I do wonder sometimes if someone out there is waiting for something actually intelligent to emerge down here.

rob74 7 hours ago||
If they exist, they're probably currently placing bets whether we will manage to destroy ourselves (or at least set our civilization back by centuries) with our nuclear weapons, our climate change or our social media...
Tade0 7 hours ago||
Depends how they're listening I think.

There was a time not long ago when reportedly looking at the emails being exchanged around the world one would think the most pressing matter, discussed at length, was how to "enlarge your penis".

the_af 6 hours ago||
I upvoted because I didn't know the short film existed and it's interesting.

I think the short film completely misses the mark if both entities are there in human form, in a diner. (Of course, budget constraints, and the adaptation cannot just be two inorganic beings talking, but still...)

ohnoNotAgain321 6 hours ago|
see also Stanisław Lem
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