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Posted by CaliforniaKarl 7 hours ago

SFO Quiet Airport (2025)(viewfromthewing.com)
128 points | 74 comments
changoplatanero 6 hours ago|
I had to sleep overnight in the phoenix airport once. All night long a loud speaker was repeating at high volume "Caution: the moving walkway is coming to an end." I remember wishing that it would indeed come to an end.
CGMthrowaway 5 hours ago||
Hit the E-stop button next time. The belt will stop and won't get restarted until the morning when a maintenance guy comes around.
kstrauser 3 hours ago|||
That sounds like a great way to get tossed out of an airport.
SR2Z 4 hours ago||||
I'm sure the belt will stop, I'm less sure the audio will.
a-b 1 hour ago||||
Sounds like ill advice. Have great potential to discover the authentic beauty of Amtrak and Greyhound modes of traveling.
enthdegree 6 hours ago||
No materials on the escalator
crooked-v 5 hours ago||
The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
pdonis 4 hours ago|||
The really fun part is that the couple who read those lines in the movie Airplane actually had been announcers at, IIRC, LAX airport. They must have had a great time doing the movie.
ternaryoperator 1 hour ago||||
The actual quote, both from the movie and IRL is: "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."
stooart 5 hours ago|||
The red zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
oaktowner 4 hours ago||
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a WHITE zone.
stooart 4 hours ago||
Oh really? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
jessriedel 6 hours ago||
Besides making the airport more pleasant, targeting announcements to the relevant travelers also means they are much more likely to be heard. When 99% of announcements are irrelevant, we just mentally screen them out.
sefrost 6 hours ago||
I had this experience starting a new company recently.

Every single SaaS product seemed to have a dozen onboarding floating modals that need to be dismissed. It would have been impossible to read them all. In most cases I had used the product a lot before but I simply had a new corporate email so they thought I was a new user.

So if any said anything important I wouldn’t know because I had to dismiss them all.

llsf 3 hours ago|||
I agree... in early 2000, at Colombo (Sri Lanka) airport, they were calling my name, over and over, but never picked it up. I started to pay attention when some dispatched army guys (it was after the 2001 Tamil Tigers attack at the airport) were screening everyone at the airport asking for my name... ops sorry.
bdunks 2 hours ago||
I feel like you’ve held back on an interesting story
_false 5 hours ago|||
I didn't realise that "quiet airport" still means there are targeted announcements
bombcar 3 hours ago||
The idea is they first try to reach you via the app (I believe) and then announce to the area around the gate only - instead of all announcements going to the entire terminal.
MengerSponge 5 hours ago||
See "Alarm fatigue" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alarm_fatigue
kstrauser 6 hours ago||
Not exactly the same thing, but I was flying from SFO to the east coast and this stood out to me:

At SFO: "Welcome to San Francisco! Please feel free to relax in our yoga and meditation rooms."

At DTW: "Welcome to Detroit. Remember to cover your face when you sneeze."

Totally different vibes.

traderj0e 2 hours ago||
Also DTW having everything in Japanese, I'm guessing cause of the auto industry
HoldOnAMinute 2 hours ago||
Detroit sounds really cool. If I were a young person, I would look for a cheap, once-great, up-and-coming city where I could make my mark, with lots of other young people doing the same thing. The other one is Richmond, VA. There is a secret underground of young, smart, kind people moving there.
wat10000 5 hours ago||
I always like the differences in the ads.

SFO: "Use our AI startup!"

DCA: "Buy our warship!"

krackers 3 hours ago|||
"In New York, all the advertising on the streets and on the subway assumes that you, the person reading, are an ambiently depressed twenty-eight-year-old office worker whose main interests are listening to podcasts, ordering delivery, and voting for the Democrats. I thought I found that annoying, but in San Francisco they don’t bother advertising normal things at all. The city is temperate and brightly colored, with plenty of pleasant trees, but on every corner it speaks to you in an aggressively alien nonsense. Here the world automatically assumes that instead of wanting food or drinks or a new phone or car, what you want is some kind of arcane B2B service for your startup" - Sam Kriss
tverbeure 2 hours ago||
I haven’t lived in NYC for more than 20 years, but I still associate it with Dr Zizmor, a dermatologist. His ads were all over the subway.

He retired not too long ago. I know because it was notable enough to deserve a feature in the NY Times.

caycep 2 hours ago||
I remember those ads...

Here, the infamous one are these James Wang, Esq ads on the placemats for Chinese restaurants in the area. I suspect he placed the ad 20 years ago but they never bothered to change the design...

_moof 4 hours ago||||
Ha. Last time I went through DCA the ads were all "Here's why TikTok isn't evil!"
oaktowner 4 hours ago|||
Go to Louisville -- it's all BOURBON.
amiga386 6 hours ago||
But how am I going to know the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. ?
kstrauser 6 hours ago||
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
amiga386 4 hours ago||
Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
traderj0e 2 hours ago||
Is that just in LAX or everywhere? Cause that scene was still relevant in 2000s LAX
pnw 5 hours ago||
This is a nice idea. I don't remember the last time I walked through an airport without noise cancelling earbuds and my own music playing. The noise level definitely adds to the stress if you are a frequent traveler.

This is my current favorite airport album. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orph%C3%A9e_(album)

natterangell 5 hours ago|
Thank you for this! Such a sad demise for the composer. Amazing music, added to my playlist.
pnw 3 hours ago||
Absolutely, Johan is one of my all time favorite composers and as prolific and talented as he was, it's terrible that we will never hear new music from him again. :(
Patrick_Devine 6 hours ago||
I wish they would do this when you're boarding the plane. I get that there is essential information that everyone needs to know, but if you're a frequent flier you've probably heard the "put your larger carry-on in the overhead bin and your smaller bag underneath the seat in front of you" hundreds, if not thousands of times.
AlotOfReading 6 hours ago||
There's a large subpopulation of people flying who seem to have no idea how planes and airports work. Maybe they're sleep deprived or it's their first time flying, but these announcements are targeted at them.
s0rce 6 hours ago|||
I think its more likely that the people do know they just don't care and it helps them to put their backpack overhead so they do it anyways. There is minimal/no enforcement.
floren 5 hours ago||
I'm very much a we-live-in-a-society, follow the rules kind of guy, but if I checked a bag and only have my backpack in the cabin, you bet your ass I'm going to try and find a place for it in the overhead instead of cluttering up where I want to put my feet. The flight attendants can go scold the passenger with the oversized roller + backpack + 20 liter "purse" instead.
s0rce 2 hours ago||
Yes, the logical rule would be 1 bag in the overhead per person. If they enforced carry-on sizes strictly and charged less for checked luggage the problem would probably go away.
et-al 5 hours ago||||
Unfortunately there's also a large subpopulation of people flying who wear noise-cancelling headphones and have their eyes glued to their phones; choosing to be disengaged from their immediate surroundings.
Gibbon1 4 hours ago|||
I remember one time I had to fly back from a business trip on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Made me realize there is something about business travelers, they cut towards situationally aware and self conscientious types. The opposite of people flying the day before Thanksgiving.

I flew into the Orange County Airport before they tore it down and made it like the others. Felt very civilized. As I get older I find the hostile public spaces and infrastructure more and more annoying.

advisedwang 6 hours ago|||
Especially flying with kids at naptime or bedtime. Trying to get an extremely tired toddler to fall asleep on a plane just to hear an announcement about in flight entertainment. OMG.
traderj0e 2 hours ago|||
That particular rule kinda depends on the airline and how full the flight is
tencentshill 5 hours ago|||
There is a large and growing population of people leaving their home country for the first time ever, let alone by plane.
insane_dreamer 5 hours ago|||
Much much worse are the repeated advertisement “announcements” about signing up for their credit card or frequent flyer program
Rygian 5 hours ago||
There is apparently 10000 people every day who learn about it for the first time, according to https://xkcd.com/1053/
drfuchs 5 hours ago||
Burbank Airport used to get recognizable celebrities to record the canned public announcements in their own style. I seem to recall Joan Rivers, Henny Youngman, Jerry Seinfeld, etc. It took some of the edge off while you waited around, at least for a bit. Don't know if this continues.
danielodievich 4 hours ago||
One of my formative consulting projects in like 2002 or 2003 was in St. Louis, where couple of hundred of accenture and avanade and microsofties got together for like 6 months week after week to hack on a large software project for multiple states. It was a total crazy show but who cares. I had to take a red eye from west coast to Chicago which landed at 5, then take a 7am to St. Louis. I found some places to just lay there for 2 hours in Ohare, which is already hard. But they all had those TVs that were blasting CNN. I was smart and bought a legendary TV-B-Gone https://www.tvbgone.com/ and it would work on those! And on so many other tvs out there, from the sports bars to obscure brands in the airport shuttle buses. Thank you TV-B-Gone!
gucci-on-fleek 6 hours ago||
The Calgary and Edmonton airports are also like this, and I agree that it makes being in the airport so much more pleasant.

(I think that all the Canadian airports might be similarly quiet, but I haven't flown through them recently so I'm not entirely sure)

s0rce 6 hours ago|
I strongly recommend the Dawson City airport because they don't have security. The whole experience is much more pleasant.
soperj 5 hours ago||
All of New Zealand does this internally. You only need to go through security for international flights. You can show up 5 minutes before the flight.
misterboo72 6 hours ago|
My home airport. I can confirm that this is a (relatively) quiet airport. I wish they had a meditation space. Knowing SF, it's probably coming.
ac29 6 hours ago||
There are Yoga rooms in terminals 1, 2, and 3
throw03172019 6 hours ago||
There is the Berman Reflection Room at SFO.
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