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Posted by dreadsword 5 days ago

Kids can bypass some age checks with a drawn-on mustache(www.theregister.com)
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clutter55561 5 days ago|
None of this prohibition works. Kids will find ways around it, authorities will get stricter, rinse and repeat. A total shitshow.

A lot of people mentioning off-license/booze/tobacco like that was a success story. It isn’t. Outside main/high streets, kids manage to buy stuff just fine. Success requires enforcement, constant vigilance and heavy penalties. Not applicable to Meta at al.

Social media is a drug. Just like crack, making it illegal won’t make it go away. Only education can change this. Unfortunately, we now have multiple generations hooked on it, so I’m not sure this is even possible anymore.

I blocked all social media on my daughter’s phone until she turned 17. I am/was a massive control freak. Guess what happened after that?

I still have control over her apps. I still won’t let install snapchat and every other crap app she asks for. She understands it is for her own good, but none of that matters when “all her friends use it.”

The first iPhone went on sale when she was born. Obama was elected when she was a baby. The world sucks right now.

Rant over.

k12sosse 4 days ago||
Wonder if she has a burner phone so she can talk to her friends. You've probably made her paranoid enough to know better than connect it to your wifi.
clutter55561 4 days ago||
I don’t know if you are a parent of teenagers. Where I live in the UK, teenagers don’t use phone. They only communicate via chat. Relatively large sample (several schools, year groups, ages, etc) but single area.

If you don’t have kids, maybe don’t speak pejoratively about the difficulties in raising children nowadays.

If you do, try to be a bit more empathetic.

noosphr 4 days ago||
Jesus christ. Your poor kid. This is how you rise someone that will never talk to you once they turn 30.
clutter55561 4 days ago|||
I let her have WhatsApp when she was 13. She’s autistic and couldn’t disconnect at all. Her friends got pissed off with her because of something that was said on a chat. She lost her friends at school and ended up being bullied. Masked pretty well too, so when we found out it was too late. Missed years of schooling. I’m pretty sure she will be living with me once she turns 30, so yeah she will be talking to me alright.
mothballed 4 days ago|||
Being quietly hated is blissful on the range of ways children can mess with you. If the worse reason they can come up with is hating you because you didn't give them enough free shit in the form of electronics or apps then you're doing pretty good. There will always be a reason why a vindictive person can choose not to talk to you.

At that age I had a half-time job and bought my own shit, except rent. A 17 year old should be doing that if they want their own non-locked-down phone. If they aren't, they should be thankful for whatever they are getting beyond bare necessities.

noosphr 4 days ago|||
Bloomers bought their houses at 20 and had families by 22. Things change and for the last 50 years they haven't changed for the better.
mothballed 4 days ago||
Then they should be even more thankful for whatever free shit they're getting from OPM rather than bitching the free shit they're getting isn't good enough to one of a handful of those on earth actually to give it to them.
cindyllm 4 days ago|||
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palata 5 days ago||
Reading the comments here, I see a lot of criticism along the line of "age verification doesn't work, it's completely stupid".

I believe it is counter-productive, because "not having age verification" is a lost battle. Unlike E2EE (where it is impossible to give access "only to the good guys"), it is possible to implement age verification in a privacy-preserving manner. And look at the ChatControl fight: even though it is not possible, we are still struggling to convince politicians of it. Good luck with age verification where it is actually possible to do something.

It should be a public service: just like the government issues IDs already, it should run the privacy-preserving system that allows citizens to prove their age. We should fight for that, otherwise we will get non-privacy-preserving systems managed by private companies (which is already starting).

Tangurena2 4 days ago||
That won't happen. Because the intent of the people pushing for "age verification" has nothing to do with the "think about the children" moral panic. It has to do with eliminating encryption and eliminating online anonymity. It is a dog whistle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whistle_(politics)#

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Code_word

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_panic

palata 4 days ago||
I disagree. Maybe that's the intent of some people.

Now go in the street and ask random people: "if there was a safe way to protect your children from accessing XYZ on the internet, do you think it would be a good thing?".

Clearly one very real problem for parents right now is that if all the other kids do it, then it's hard to prevent your kid from doing it ("everybody is on TikTok, they make fun of me because I have no clue what's happening there"). If you can prevent most of them from accessing the service, then suddenly it becomes normal for kids not to use it.

data-ottawa 4 days ago|||
I'm writing my (Canadian) MP to this effect.

There are a lot of issues with the UK approach. Privacy is a big one. But requiring this on every service is both a tax on the service and requires constantly authorizing stuff. That opens up the possibility for scams, data misuse, etc.

And no, saying we said to only use the data for verification clearly doesn't work. It didn't work for discord, or Persona, or Tea or AU10TIX or any others. Verification now means sharing that data with credit agencies and third party databases. Verification means keeping some data to resolve customer support disputes. There's data leakage for training and creating derived data products like biometric embeddings for future use.

Third party verification is a security nightmare.

I don't know why device based approvals abd controls aren't considered at all. Or really any privacy preserving technique.

And all this for ~54% efficacy?

EmbarrassedHelp 4 days ago||
There is no such thing as privacy protecting or anonymous age verification. If you tell Canadian that such a thing is possible, they are guaranteed to harm privacy with any legislation they proposal. Just tell them no.
palata 4 days ago|||
> There is no such thing as privacy protecting or anonymous age verification

There most definitely is privacy-protecting age verification. You go to a government office, you show your ID, they give you a piece of paper that officially says "over 18 years old". Now you have a piece of paper that says you're over 18 but doesn't say who you are, and the government won't know where you use it.

On the Internet, the idea is the same, but with cryptography.

data-ottawa 3 days ago|||
There is, a dumb header flag sent by the browser that attests to the user being in an age group.

Fakeable? Sure. Fakeable by an average 13-16 year old on a parental locked device? No.

palata 3 days ago||
By privacy-preserving, we usually mean that you get some kind of cryptographic token from an entity that knows who you are (and can attest that you are above age), and that token is anonymous, so when you use it to access a random service, that service cannot extract information about you from the token, except that you are above age.

It is possible, it just had to be implemented properly. We could complain about politicians not understanding that, of course. But if you spend 5 minutes reading complaints about age verification, you will see that nobody cares about understanding... if the people doesn't care, why would the politicians?

hellojesus 4 days ago||
To date I haven't seen an implementation that preserves privacy and doesn't allow for easy bypass because person A generated infinite tokens and hands them out via a rest request.
palata 4 days ago||
I have seen implementations that preserve privacy. But fundamentally it means that an adult could give a token to a kid, as you say. But how bad is that? We don't need a perfect system, we just need it to be good enough that it prevents most kids from accessing stuff they shouldn't access. Some kids will always find a way anyway.

A simple solution to "generate infinite token and hands them out via a rest request" could be one of:

* Rate-limit the token generation. Nobody needs thousands per day, right?

* Make it illegal to distribute tokens. The server sees if you request an abnormal amount of tokens, and... it knows who you are. Not too hard to investigate.

* Make "honeypots" that scare the children when they try to access/buy the token.

I don't think it makes the concept completely useless.

hellojesus 3 days ago||
But you can't preserve privacy while rate-limiting token generation unless you have a way of identifying someone, which could be as simple as requiring an account.

And even if it's illegal to hand them out, it's not hard to set up a tor site to do it. I would be first in line to counter the state with such an implementation of this is the path we tread.

palata 3 days ago||
I think you misunderstand what "privacy-preserving" means here. The whole point is that they CAN identify you (to verify your age), but in... well a privacy-preserving manner :-).

That is, one side knows who you are, but not what you do; the other side knows what you do, not who you are.

> And even if it's illegal to hand them out, it's not hard to set up a tor site to do it.

If a kid can use Tor to get a token, they most certainly can download with torrent or use a VPN to bypass the verification. But again, it doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be effective for enough kids.

> I would be first in line to counter the state with such an implementation of this is the path we tread.

In a functioning democracy, people should vote instead of vandalising stuff. In a non-functional democracy, I guess don't complain if someone burns your car "to counter the state" some day if you think like this.

My point is that we should fight for privacy-preserving solutions. And the first step is to get informed about whether or not it is possible to verify the age in a privacy-preserving manner. Not to prepare for vandalism.

hellojesus 2 days ago||
> The whole point is that they CAN identify you (to verify your age), but in... well a privacy-preserving manner :-).

But how can this be done so that the site and I'd verifier can't collude on a backchannel to unmask you?

> In a non-functional democracy, I guess don't complain if someone burns your car "to counter the state" some day if you think like this.

I don't advocate for destroying private property. Sharing tokens doesn't destroy property or ip/copyright.

palata 2 days ago||
> But how can this be done so that the site and I'd verifier can't collude on a backchannel to unmask you?

Now we're talking :-). Look at Privacy Pass, it's interesting!

If you like RFCs, it's here: https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9576.html

Kagi has a nice explanation here: https://help.kagi.com/kagi/privacy/how-does-privacy-pass-wor...

hellojesus 1 day ago||
Thanks. I appreciate the link. One thing I wasn't able to fully understand from the Kagi article: how does this solve the problem of "token handoff"? For example, if User A generates a token (from an unlimited search acct) and hands it to User B, whom has no association with Kagi, how does Kagi block User B's access? Or do they just assume it's fine because the token count is capped at a low enough value as to make it unprofitable for me, as a user, to purchase an unlimited search plan and then resell my plan at a lower price (making a profit on volume) by handing out my precomputed tokens to my resold subscribers to use?
palata 1 day ago||
It doesn't solve it.

I don't think that there is a need for a technical solution to that, though. In the Kagi example, probably they trust that their users won't do that, and someone could already resell searches this way (e.g. write some kind of proxy). Similarly, an adult can already help a kid get access to stuff they shouldn't. But the point is to make it harder for kids to do it on their own, for their own sake.

It's not computer security, where your system is "as weak as the weakest part". We don't care if a few kids access social media: the goal would be to make it such that the norm, for kids, is to not have social media.

hellojesus 22 hours ago||
Thank you. This helps my understanding, and I would find this solution the proper one if we determine that this road must be walked.

But I still have reservations that this would be the "foot in the door", because people like me will generate and publish tokens publicly, and then lobbyists will use this as the reason why we can't allow the use of private keys unless the website receiving them can certify they belong to the user presenting them, thus forcing a rework of the implementation.

palata 5 hours ago||
I think there is a sane debate to have around whether or not we want privacy-preserving age verification, indeed. And how much of a "foot in the door" it is (is it building more surveillance technology, or is it actually building privacy-preserving technology that will counter it?).

My concern is that "society" may want to control social media for kids, and if we say "either you don't do it or you leak the IDs", it may end up on "ok then let's leak the IDs" without even considering the better way.

I am just very frustrated because right now, even in a place like here where it's supposed to be around tech-savvy people, the discussion feels like kids repeating what they heard: "it's like ChatControl, it's fundamentally stupid and impossible".

giantg2 4 days ago||
I'm honestly tired of all this age verification stuff. It's on parents to monitor their kids, if needed, beyond the existing checks. We need to get out of thr mindset of total control.

Even highly regulated stuff like alcohol sales won't stop kids from grabbing bread yeast and a frozen juice concentrate to make their own if they really want to and the parents aren't parenting.

iamnothere 4 days ago||
Sounds like we need some common sense mustache control. Fake mustaches should require ID, just like alcohol or cigarettes. Use of a mustache (real or fake) to bypass age verification should be a crime. Think of the children!
luqtas 4 days ago|
we need a state owned and produced hardware with all the rights apps! the bible, wikipedia and Settings for turning down brightness
harladsinsteden 5 days ago||
Life finds a way...
i_think_so 5 days ago||
Well of course. What else did they expect kids were going to do? This whole idea was braindead from the start.
heavyset_go 5 days ago||
Another step towards "Insert your verification probe to continue"
Tangurena2 4 days ago|
I'm sure it will actually be "drink verification can to continue".

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36542487

charcircuit 5 days ago||
One big problem is that the verification is trying to estimate your age instead of looking up who is the actual person and then checking what the age is of that person. If the lookup returns that the face is that of a video game character it should reject as opposed to trying to estimate the age of that character.
i_think_so 5 days ago||
That's one idea. I have a different one.

What if we...now hear me out....what if we didn't try to shoehorn a stupid and unworkable technological solution into this problem space and just...made parents responsible for their kids?

kakacik 5 days ago|||
Nono too radical, parents dont have time, they need it to scroll some shitty social media cash grab to feel themselves even more shitty about their lives.

... and we would like to call our generation 'smart'. While knowing deep inside very well what a failure as a parent many of our generation are. The proof for/against are our kids right in front of our eyes and there is no escaping from this basic truth, thats why its so crushing.

Sorry gotta go, need to check some shitty sites who spy on me and try to push in vain on me some primitive ads.

/s

bandie91 5 days ago||||
whaaat? parents?? being responsible? let alone to their kids? what are you? some kind of backward medieval luddite?

btw, yes, we must not lose the skill of parenting. no any technology give it back to us.

croes 5 days ago|||
Parents who work fulltime, some even more than one job?
jochem9 5 days ago|||
Says a lot about the state of society when parenting is outsourced to technology, so that the parents can be further enslaved (because almost no one chooses to work two jobs).
i_think_so 5 days ago||
Oof. Now I has a sad. :(
crote 5 days ago||||
What if we...now hear me out....what if we paid people a living wage?
AnthonyMouse 5 days ago||
Most of a "living wage" is from the cost of living. We make living space artificially scarce and then your rent is high but so is the rent on the small businesses that employ people. The restaurant can't pay the waitress more when their own costs have gone up, and the money is going to the landlords rather than the employers.

Likewise, when some megacorps capture the government and monopolize a market, the costs go up on both individuals and all the employers in other markets who are now paying monopoly rents with the money they could have otherwise used to hire more people (bidding up wages) or lower the prices workers pay when they buy their products.

Just asking them to pay more doesn't work when the party you want to pay more isn't the party which is extracting the money, and higher costs are just as much of a problem as lower wages.

heavyset_go 5 days ago||||
There are computing and communication devices designed for kids to use.

Stop handing your kids brand new iPads and complaining, especially if you aren't willing to use parental controls.

locao 5 days ago||
I'm not saying you're wrong, but Apple's parental controls just don't work.
Dylan16807 5 days ago||||
It's possible to design something parents can control without using lots of their time to do so.
croes 5 days ago||
So you are back to

> what if we didn't try to shoehorn a stupid and unworkable technological solution into this problem space

Dylan16807 5 days ago||
Depends on how you end that sentence.

If you end it with "and make a good easy to use technical solution instead" then you found my stance.

If you end it with "and just...made parents responsible for their kids?" like GP then no that's not my stance at all.

AnthonyMouse 5 days ago|||
> If you end it with "and make a good easy to use technical solution instead" then you found my stance.

That assumes a good easy to use technical solution is possible. What if classifying user-generated content as safe for kids is enormously subjective, and the labor required to accurately classify it even given a hypothetical objective standard would cost more than users are willing to pay to have it done?

Dylan16807 4 days ago||
The issue at hand of figuring out ages would not take much labor no matter how you did it.
AnthonyMouse 4 days ago||
It seems worth thinking past step one if you intend to do something. Even if you had some reliable way to know someone's age, what are you going to do with it in the context of information availability? The proposal is building a privacy-invasive age-leaking system (do you actually want adversarial/malicious services knowing when someone is a vulnerable kid?). There is no point in doing that if the "good thing" it's supposed to enable is actually a hopeless omnishambles.

Meanwhile we don't have any sound technical means of verifying age over the internet. The "use government ID" approaches are among the least effective because you have no good way to tell if the person behind the screen is the person on the ID.

croes 5 days ago|||
So you could say the same for original echnical solution. > make a good easy to use technical solution instead
Dylan16807 4 days ago||
> So you could say the same for original echnical solution.

...yes, that was my point. My whole argument was that it wasn't a tradeoff between "unworkable technical solution" and "make parents spend time they don't have".

AngryData 4 days ago||||
That sounds like a problem for society to fix directly, not shoehorn 30 other fixes on top of an inherently broke system.
marcus_holmes 5 days ago||||
ok, now you've identified the real problem, how can we solve that?
bandie91 5 days ago||||
well, everyone need to clarify their priorities.
croes 5 days ago||
Food and shelter vs children?
croes 5 days ago|||
Massive downvote because I don't want to blame hard working parents?

I get a hard tech-bro vibe who like to blame others to deflect from responsibilty of their technology

protocolture 5 days ago|||
Right they didnt put enough panopticon in. Got it.
pjc50 5 days ago||
> looking up who is the actual person

"Fallacies programmers believe about people"

(you can sort of do this in countries with national ID schemes if you don't care about foreigners; for example, various people have found this in China where random things are gated behind having a WeChat account which requires a Chinese ID. You can't do this in the US or UK, which are big pushers of the ""age verification"" scheme)

charcircuit 5 days ago||
You don't need an Id. For example, you can crawl the internet for selfies and then try and tie that face with the person it belongs to. With enough datasets you can start to put together a database of relevant people enough that it's okay to do deeper validation for the people you did not collect a face for.
ben_w 5 days ago|||
In addition to being illegal under GDPR, that's not going to work very well.

I don't look like the other people whose name I share.

Famously, neither does this guy: https://iammarkzuckerberg.com

pjc50 5 days ago|||
> you can crawl the internet for selfies and then try and tie that face with the person it belongs to

Yeeeah .. this is not the sort of thing that GDPR ought to allow, though.

codedokode 5 days ago|
I think, the best way to keep children from dangerous content is large fines for parents, for example, $4000 for every adult video their child was traumatized by due to their negligence. 50% of the fine is shared with the person who reported the violation (including site operators). After all being a parent is a responsibility.

Such law would not cause inconvenience to normal Internet users without children, would provide additional source of income for vigilant people and underpaid school staff, and would result in much higher degree of compliance. Why you guys don't elect people like me.

throwaw3y 5 days ago|
Don't you think our society has already pushed too far in the direction of mandated helicopter parenting? You can hardly let your kids play independently nowadays in the US without getting a CPS check-up due to someone believing kids should be on leashes; what your proposing is significantly more draconian
codedokode 5 days ago||
Maybe, but why normal people without children need to experience inconvenience, Internet restrictions and verifications just because there are a minority of negligent parents? Children are parents responsibility. Instead of banning adult sites, is not it better to ban families with children from Internet? Make some family-friendly Internet and let them all go there and not bother normal people.
techdmn 4 days ago|||
You are punching down instead of up. The problem is not children, or parents, but the state trying to enforce restrictions.
a96 4 days ago|||
The problem is all the complacent people not fighting this obvious dystopian spiral.
orbital-decay 4 days ago||||
I originally read your previous post as sarcasm (hard to tell on the web) but now I see you're describing an absolute hellhole without a hint of irony
mjmas 4 days ago||||
> let them all go there and not bother normal people.

The normal state does include people with children.

mothballed 4 days ago||
Probably not in places like Germany where over half the population is over 45. As US becomes more like child-devoid europe, it will become even more hostile to children. And parents will be more and more slaves to the state, to raise children however society says they ought to be raised. The purpose of the parent is to pay and be punished, the purpose of the outsider is to rest on the smug shoulders of the state and proclaim how morally superior they are at no cost to themselves.

As it becomes increasingly apparent having children is a suckers game where everyone piles on the penalties to you while eagerly awaiting the social security payments of your children (you make ~all the investment, then they take the profits), they will have even fewer.

codedokode 4 days ago|||
If you feel that parents are treated unfairly, the solution is to impose a tax on people without children and use it to pay the salary for raising kids. I think everybody agrees that monetary support is much better than verbal and moral support.
rpdillon 4 days ago|||
Yes, one of the biggest mistakes I see some people without children make is believing that they have no vested interest in people raising children.
noosphr 4 days ago|||
Becuae if it wasn't the kids it'd be drug dealers. If it wasn't drug dealers it'd be terrorist. If it wasn't terrorists it be Nazis.

This isn't about kids. It's about control and the people too stupid to give it to policians.

For some reason everyone has something that turns their brain off and makes them happily turn over freedom to people who hate them.