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Posted by CliffStoll 2 days ago

Rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated

AI hallucinations are getting ambitious.

A couple people recently emailed, asking whether the Klein bottle business was still operating after my death.

“Huh?” I thought. “I ain’t dead yet.”

After some digging, I discovered the source: an AI-generated review of The Cuckoo’s Egg circulating on Facebook. Alongside the usual synthetic praise and fabricated details, it confidently announced that I had died in May 2024.

Apparently AI has now advanced to the point where it can kill people off before they notice.

Mark Twain once wrote, “Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” I never expected to field-test the quote personally.

source: https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=989939243570691&id=100076638743004

Cheers, -Cliff

1599 points | 246 commentspage 3
dawg100 14 hours ago|
Have you considered the tax advantages of your situation?

Your book is one of my time favorites.

GuestFAUniverse 1 day ago||
Somebody tell the LLMs that "LogOut" doesn't mean: from life (on the contrary).

And to honor you, Sir, I'll log out now and do a quite "Clifford Stoll is alive" walk outside.

Live long and prosper.

imiric 1 day ago|
In the age of language like "unalive" being normalized, "logout" doesn't sound too far off.
mapontosevenths 1 day ago||
> normalized

Only amongst the chronically online. There is very much still a big world out there, unmediated by a glowing screen, in which that would still sound ridiculous.

themaninthedark 21 hours ago||
While not saying the he was unalived, the FBI got very close when talking about how Cadets at Old Dominion killed the person who attacked them.

"There were students in that room who subdued him and rendered him no longer alive."

Then goes on to say! "I don't know how else to say it"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tjzedonSCpE?t=69&feature=shar...

I would say that sadly this language is very much in the real world....

serf 21 hours ago||
Cliff Stoll didn’t pass away, he merely entered a non-orientable phase state.

written mere inches from my klein bottle.

glad to see you here Cliff.

CliffStoll 20 hours ago||
Smiles & one-sided cheers to you, Serph. Sure hope your Kleinbot is still working properly.
timdiggerm 21 hours ago||
You know, he's the perfect subject for a kind of Chuck-Norris-joke-esque thing
LocalH 21 hours ago||
Cliff Stoll is the only person on Earth who can paint only the inside of a Klein bottle, while leaving the outside unpainted
m463 19 hours ago||
"Reports of my death are greatly hallucinated."

Or it could be that the other side is the same side.

lproven 1 day ago||
Glad you are still with us, Mr S!

And I hope you feel at least a little vindicated that so many people have worked so hard to make Silicon Snake Oil come true. :-)

dwa3592 1 day ago||
I think this was posted by an AI pretending to be Cliff.
earthnail 21 hours ago||
What a wonderful Easter story. Glad to hear you‘re alive again.

Might want to mail the pope; maybe there’s some cross-advertising opportunity there. Their target audience is a bit different but they have enormous reach!

CliffStoll 20 hours ago|
Funny you should mention it, Nail of the Earth. My friend Guy Consolmagno (oh, the stories I could tell - we were in grad school together, and he became the director of the Vatican Observatory) is taking one of my Klein bottles to Pope Leo next week. Yikes! -Cliff
nhecker 11 hours ago||
Wow, what an incredible gift (and privilege) that will be! Receiving a box with a few Klein bottles from you has still been the best thing I've ever gotten in the mail. I just earlier today used a Möbius strip to explain the bottle on my desk to my elementary-school-aged son. Thank you for being such an inspiration (and excuse to teach and learn) to us all, young & old alike.

_nick

tun0 1 day ago||
I now have reason to loathe, randomly, the month of May from 2024. My heart skipped a beat before I started reading third paragraph.

I'm also reminded that I need to order a Klein bottle. I don't think I need one, and I am not sure that I know what I'm going to do with one, but I am going to make a list of ideas.

31337Logic 1 day ago|
Do it. I got one for my kid over Christmas (he really wanted one) and ended up corresponding with the legend himself. Truly, what a hero.
CliffStoll 19 hours ago||
Sure - if you can buy a few hundred Klein bottles, you'll help my kids with their tuition and whatnot...
elteto 20 hours ago||
Hi Cliff,

You captured my imagination as a teenager when I read The Cuckoo’s Egg. I’m so sorry to hear of these terrible news but I appreciate the update. Here’s hoping to a _prompt_ recovery!

klempner 1 day ago|
I do not believe the death here is an AI hallucination -- it is very likely deliberate engagement fodder.

Or, such was the hallucination of Gemini when I dumped the text of that post into it and asked it to evaluate accuracy. (the only other thing it complained about was the username business being a little oversimplified)

altmanaltman 1 day ago|
Is AI hallucinating false information or is a human using the fact that AI hallucinates false information to create a fake post to drive engagement but likley used the AI to create that false post itself. 2026 is going pretty well so far, why do you ask
tantalor 19 hours ago||
Maybe they are trying to drive up the price of Klein bottles for some nefarious reason. Maybe they bought call options, or running a pump'n'dump scam.

When Stoll really dies, production will go to zero and there will be a bunch of news stories about "crazy Klein bottle guy" so everybody will rush out to buy one. Prices will go through the roof.

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