Tried to do a git push - it succeeded after 3 mins. Then I wanted to open a PR and it failed with a 500 error.

Facepalmed and decided that this is it for today.

Maybe we should start posting av story when GitHub has been fine for some time instead of posting every incident

But everything else still works fine, right?

I'm so done with GitHub.

GitHub Incident again/

as a github user, we are paying for the slow git operations through our github action minutes, if someone from GH is here, will you be compensating for it?

For years we had a GitHub status thing in our Slack but I had to remove it about a year ago because the noise got too much, it would be unbearable in 2026.

Yesterday my CI runs wouldn't even be created because Actions was eating shit, and today my CI runs get created but fail because the API is eating shit. Fun.

GitHub is not agent scale.

Multiple companies are trying to create new versioning primitives/architectures which can handle machine-level code generation - 1 commit per second per repo.

It's like switching from horse buggies to automobiles, the whole worlds needs re-architecturing to handle the new load.

The age of boutique hand-coding is being replaced by the age of industrial software factories.