> ai virus from earlier today

curious what this means...

Yes, and aircraft carriers are more fascinating than OTS drones carrying grenades.

Yet...

What Bluetooth profile would allow "more" than a HID?

I know of https://usbguard.github.io/

But I remember that on Linux changing some /etc/udev file helped me with some naggy bug long ago. I worked temporary in an office with several wonky USB keyboards. Whenever someone disconnected their tablet or laptop from their KB (ie shut the lid), my linux would pick it up and suddenly connect to this KB. A little googling and some trial-error and I had my linux set-up that it would only connect to whitelisted USB devices.

Which, months later, caused me insane headaches when I could not find why a new USB microphone wasn't working, despite it being advertised as "works on linux"....

My computers ignore USB HIDs other than the ones that I have explicitly permitted. Unfortunately, this is a major architectural revamp for many operating systems. The idea that every HID is automatically added to a keyboard/mouse 'multiplexer', that provides a single combined input stream, is a pervasive one.

Use Qubes OS, https://qubes-os.org.

Good job reading the actual article. It's not a audio or RF side chain attack where data is exfiltrated at a handful of bits per second, it's an attack on an unsecured BLE endpoint that can be converted into a rubber ducky.