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Posted by memalign 4 days ago

Firewood Splitting Simulator(screen.toys)
450 points | 153 commentspage 3
ab_goat 8 hours ago|
What about when you’re splitting a log with a branch and the maul bounces straight back up? Lol
ab_goat 8 hours ago||
Beautiful sim. Looks like red oak. As someone who has split a lot of wood, wish it could incorporate more of the struggles of splitting logs.

- missing your spot by 6” or more and creating a tiny shard that goes flying - the log you’re aiming at falling as you are in your backswing - getting your maul stuck halfway down the split

andwur 7 hours ago||
Could do with a difficulty setting that includes when you inherit someone else's log pile, someone who really enjoyed making every cut on a new and more inventive angle than the last.

Normally a wedge is used to split the wood, but it also doubles as a wedge to be wedged underneath just so you can get the log to stand up.

Also, Y sections (ycombinator mode?). 40 hits later and you might have a nice pile of woodchips, very rarely will it actually split in any clean way.

neogodless 8 hours ago||
Yeah this needs pieces with knots, and having to swing at least 3 times before the initial split works. Very unrealistic, 3/10. Need some wedge + sledgehammer modes.

Also how do I simulate my shoulder and lower back hurting?

bee_rider 6 hours ago|||
With your additions, it probably could be a really neat mini game to have in a survival-crafting game... Game, so, it doesn’t have to be perfect.

But the axe could wobble a bit, depending on some combination of chopping skill and how tired your guy is (simulating shoulder pain and lower back pain). Number of hits required depends on character strength and how straight on the hits are.

I’m not sure how the game would track the pieces of various sizes, though. I guess this would just be for firewood (building wood might have to be handled separately) so maybe it would be fine to just calculate the volume of each slice and have it provide fuel based on that…

bot403 5 hours ago||||
I think if you sit and play it for 10 hours your lower back will hurt too. It just takes longer.
jojobas 7 hours ago|||
You'll like Spintires.
KronisLV 7 hours ago||
And MudRunner and SnowRunner as well! Great games (in a sometimes frustrating way).
david422 2 hours ago||
Didn't even get my maul stuck once.
imagetic 2 hours ago||
I have never wasted so much time doing something so useless.
imagetic 2 hours ago|
It was a lot of fun!
ptman 4 hours ago||
Looks like a Fiskars axe https://www.fiskars.com/en-us/collections/axes-and-wood-prep...
kwdev 4 hours ago||
Can I have a "Carry Water Simulator" to go with it?
ryanisnan 3 hours ago||
I like how it stacks the firewood.
1e1a 6 hours ago||
This is fun and looks amazing, however there seems to be quite a bit of texture in the out of focus blur. There's also a lot of aliasing on the grass. Also, I think the camera shake could do with a very slight delay after the axe hits, and maybe a slightly slower decay curve.
blackdogie 8 hours ago||
That was a fun work out. I was wondering what happened when you "filled" the circle of firewood.
ralfd 8 hours ago|
What happens?
kevmo314 8 hours ago||
It starts stacking a second circle
oytis 6 hours ago||
Does it ever end though?
cluckindan 6 hours ago||
No, and that’s what makes it a proper simulator.
felooboolooomba 3 hours ago|
Bug: No error displayed if WebGL is disabled.
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