I prefer the gooblebox over the flooblecrank design. It keeps my hands free for other activities.

I always kind of wondered if you were out on an island would this help with survival

nit: “Is this real” dialog took a bit to load on mobile, a placeholder would be nice

Missed opportunity to have Laurence Fishburne somewhere in the advertising.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this in Black Mirror.

It's things like this that give me hope for humanity.

I feel like Orange Theory has a new business prop...

By the title I was hoping for an off-the-rails LLM on Crank.

I will wait for the legion of hamster wheels power upgrade...

Could one apply the same principle to a solar powered machine I wonder