And this is why management assumes that one can just automate software developers.
The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.(if you have to say it, that’s how you know it’s good)
Pet peeve, but no, it's the exact opposite. Good satire is immediately obvious; nobody had to ask whether Jonathan Swift was actually serious about solving poverty in Ireland by having the poor sell their children for meat to the rich. Subtle satire is bad satire by definition; if you have to be told that it's satire, that means it has completely failed to do its job, and is no better than intellectual masturbation.
This was hilarious. I didn't know that I needed AI slop satire in my life.
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"This report was reviewed by Legal, who have asked us to clarify that the fox was depicted as over eighteen and that the sunglasses remained on throughout."