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Posted by mooreds 1 day ago

Incident CVE-2026-LGTM(nesbitt.io)
574 points | 89 commentspage 2
shawkinaw 1 day ago|
I really enjoyed the line “The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.”
yk 1 day ago||
> Seven LLMs were arranged in series. Six assumed another had read the code; the seventh read it and apologised.

And this is why management assumes that one can just automate software developers.

akramachamarei 1 day ago||
Kinda reminds me of Snowcrash in vibes
woah 1 day ago||
Previous piece from this genre: https://short-edition.com/en/classic/story/mark-twain/a-tele...
pmarreck 1 day ago||
This incident report is WILD

    The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.
piazz 1 day ago||
PSA this is satire ;)

(if you have to say it, that’s how you know it’s good)

jazzypants 1 day ago|||
Poe's law strikes again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

pmarreck 3 hours ago||||
oh this is AMAZING, then!
kibwen 1 day ago|||
> (if you have to say it, that’s how you know it’s good)

Pet peeve, but no, it's the exact opposite. Good satire is immediately obvious; nobody had to ask whether Jonathan Swift was actually serious about solving poverty in Ireland by having the poor sell their children for meat to the rich. Subtle satire is bad satire by definition; if you have to be told that it's satire, that means it has completely failed to do its job, and is no better than intellectual masturbation.

slumberlust 8 hours ago||
Are you saying all satire should target the lowest common intelligence?
kibwen 2 hours ago||
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InsideOutSanta 1 day ago|||
Seems perfectly cromulent to me. And thanks to Karen Oyelaran for her work.
jazzypants 1 day ago||
We can only hope she wins her GitHub rate limit appeal soon.

This was hilarious. I didn't know that I needed AI slop satire in my life.

Groxx 1 day ago||
Under Microsoft's ownership? She'll get through the goat-farming queue well before then.
dcrazy 1 day ago|||
It’s satire.
bilekas 1 day ago||
Its LGTM actually! And very much not serious! (yet)
jareklupinski 3 hours ago||
died @

> ThreatNuzzle Platform (Series C, “AI-native supply chain security”)

btown 1 day ago||
If you're wondering what creats.io is - this is satire!
aftbit 1 day ago|
It's available for rental from the domain cartel if anyone wants to drop some $$ on making the joke just that little bit more real.
bobby_zhu 1 day ago||
I was wondering why the CVE number has LGTM in it, then my AI reminds me it is satire...
PunchyHamster 1 day ago|
Well the part about brand-image-incompatible depictions of firefox logo apparently wasn't a satire
gerdesj 1 day ago|
This tells you all you need to know about the "fox":

"This report was reviewed by Legal, who have asked us to clarify that the fox was depicted as over eighteen and that the sunglasses remained on throughout."

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