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Posted by weli 22 hours ago

Half-Baked Product(weli.dev)
1246 points | 374 commentspage 9
9p 14 hours ago|
I LOVE THIS!! well done.
rcgs 20 hours ago||
Enjoyed this – very entertaining!
silexia 9 hours ago||
Don't forget that they get awarded 3 patents early for very broad things like "heating" and then proceed to sue dozens of legitimate companies and get six figure settlements because fighting it would be even more expensive.
miyoji 16 hours ago||
> The founder is very good. He builds a plan that, on paper, is flawless and airtight: manufacture a more efficient oven using new technology. Selling it is easy. Want to work more efficiently? Buy our oven. End of pitch.

Are you kidding me? Here's my business plan: manufacture faster computer chips than anyone else ever has before using new technology. Selling it is easy. Want faster computers? Buy our chips. End of pitch.

Here's my execution strategy: I'm going to hire the person who comments the most on Hackers News discussions about new chips and let him loose, then come back with a million new requirements because I never bothered to understand anything about how people want to use computer chips or how they're sold today.

My company eventually loses its only customer when it turns out that we don't know how to build faster computer chips at all.

The founder is not "very good", he's a moron who doesn't make a single good decision in the entire story. His failure is absolutely predictable because he doesn't add any value for anyone else at any point in the story, he doesn't understand his customers, he doesn't understand the market, and he doesn't understand his employees and their motivations. The only thing he ever does is raise money, and he's able to do that because his investors also know nothing about the customers, the market, or the potential employees.

Great business parable! This matches how reality works 100%, including the delusion that guys like this are "really smart".

ac50hz 19 hours ago||
s/oven/cms/g
ryanmarsh 12 hours ago||
Ok that hurt, but seriously what's the right answer.
phikappa 20 hours ago||
I mean sure, but look, I will not make the same mistakes.

Also my context is totally different. And MY oven concept has none of the drawbacks of their oven and Claude tells me I'm definitely on to something.

I'm off to the notary to sign the docs for Oven.ai (got the domain for only 300k!!) See ya on my yacht!

sherlock-holmes 9 hours ago||
holy shit this is the best thing i've read in a while.

> The founder offers him 20% of the company and total freedom to build the perfect oven

the slow dilution of the core vision and the engineer's freedom is the saddest thing in this

i'm gonna read it 2 more times at least.

skeletonwebs 17 hours ago||
Spoiler: This is not about ovens.
skeletonwebs 17 hours ago|
Spoiler: this is not about ovens.
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