regexes > Claude. Even Anthropic knows this.

As someone who has been describing things as 'load-bearing' as something like a signature phrase for about twenty years, I'm beyond miffed that Claude has ruined my whole gimmick.

A new catchphrase every twenty years is hardly sustainable at my age :)

What the are they even spending all this compute on? They are literally cooking the planet and still can't make it not sound like a fucking lunatic

That's not what cooked means.

Developers who can't stop themselves from using embellished and "posturing" phrasing for simple things are a pet peeve of mine. I feel like this "knack" of Claude in a way scratches these special people behind the ears in just the right way.

Bottom line up front: There's no silver bullet to keep the final boss from delving more deeply.

Reading the comments here - I can't help feeling I've missed this bubble.

"Tightening" and "wiring" something. You're not in the construction industry, you're writing unit tests for a cookie modal.

Now do "shape"

If you find yourself getting irritated and physically agitated over language I suggest you do a 5 why analysis on yourself and seek therapy