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Posted by ExMachina73 4 hours ago

Don't use your phone while you poop(nate.spot)
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gertlex 2 hours ago|
My main take in this area is that reading HN/Reddit actively makes it harder to get the business done. Certain phone games seem way better.

My more general hypothesis is that generally reading interesting stuff is too engaging, and the brain needs to relax "just right".

herpdyderp 2 hours ago||
I accomplish this brain offload in the shower. I’ve found some of my best solutions as shower thought.
dt3ft 2 hours ago||
Back in the day, old newspapers were used as toilet paper. It was a ceremony for my late cousin to cut the newspapers into blocks and neatly pack them in the outdoor toilet. You’d have a choice of some water from a bottle, and the old newspapers. A company of a few flies and no light. But when you went in there while the sun was out, reading whatever was on the cutouts was the obvious thing to do. Not just stare at the cracks in the wooden door in front of you.
xnx 1 hour ago||
I guess my diet/physiology must be different from y'all? I might be sitting down for 1 minute tops.
ozten 4 hours ago||
From an evolutionary perspective, this is a super vulnerable moment and are in a state of hyper vigilance.
01100011 3 hours ago||
Yeah, exactly this. Once you have a toddler you realize there is an inherent desire to be alone while pooping. There is a sort of shame about this. Always Sunny made a joke about this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TFqzjdk5XPs
InsideOutSanta 3 hours ago|||
TIL that in the past, I definitely would have died while pooping.
jjgreen 3 hours ago|||
Odd that sloths spend their life in the trees except when they climb down to have a crap.
aeve890 3 hours ago||
Eridians have figured out the solution for vulnerable moments: I watch, you shit.
sodapopcan 3 hours ago|||
Dogs also figured this out, and it goes both ways. This is why they stare at you when they're going, especially when they're puppies.
aeve890 1 hour ago||
Since I can remember I wonder why dogs do that but it had never occurred to me that that was the reason. What the hell. How many other _obvious_ things I've been blind my whole life
pmarreck 3 hours ago||
There's also showering. (But I've taken to playing music in the shower with a waterproof boombox. Bluetooth'd from my phone, of course.)

And of course, sleeping. ;)

But there is something to this. Intuitive ideas come to you in the quiet moments.

spottedmarley 4 hours ago||
But then how would I take the photo I need to feed my AI-powered fecal analysis agent?
gosub100 4 hours ago||
Pro tip: send the photo to spammy overseas recruiters, bonus if you add the photo in a .docx with a password. then when they call you asking for the password, tell them over the phone so you can hear their reaction when they see it.
close04 4 hours ago||
I’m confused, doesn’t your toilet bowl already do that for you?

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/12/despite-accessing-us...

C-x_C-f 4 hours ago||
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
OutOfHere 1 hour ago||
Please sanitize your phone's back side each weekend. 70% ethanol or isopropyl alcohol works reasonably, although it won't kill everything.
mproud 2 hours ago||
There were (and still are?) bathroom reader books.

My parents leave copies of The New Yorker, Newsweek, and Nat Geo in their bathroom.

niek_pas 2 hours ago|
For those interested in some of the science behind the idea of “being bored is good”: the google-phrase you are looking for is “default mode network”.
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