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Posted by ExMachina73 8 hours ago

Don't use your phone while you poop(nate.spot)
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pessimizer 6 hours ago|
Don't use your phone while you poop if you're a phone addict like this person and their demographic, and you need to create an artificial excuse for you to stop constantly touching it.

I almost only use my phone when I poop, for flashcards. Guarantees me at least 5-10 minutes a day, and encourages me to relax (i.e. not strain) and not hurry the process. I might pick it up again at night when I'm getting tired to do more flashcards so I don't accidentally start something that will keep me up because I don't want to stop it in the middle.

So almost exclusively on the toilet and before bed (oh no!). My advice is don't smoke crack when you poop if you're a crackhead. In fact, any space you can open during which you are not smoking crack is good if you're a crackhead.

Also, sitting on the toilet doesn't give you hemorrhoids. Straining on the toilet gives you hemorrhoids. If your diet forces you to take a long time, you'll strain to hurry it up (or it may simply be unavoidable.) If you already have hemorrhoids, you'll take longer on the toilet (thereby associating long periods on the toilet with hemorrhoids.) Simply sitting on the toilet and letting things gently happen is not a bad thing, and also probably something that a person who is on their phone every minute of the day attending to beeps (and being filled with worry when it is not beeping) can't conceive of.

mkirsten 6 hours ago||
Oh shit
overtone1000 7 hours ago||
lol, great closing line
theturtle 4 hours ago||
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hn5xz7plcj 6 hours ago||
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throwaway613746 6 hours ago||
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throw93940r00 7 hours ago||
This must be GenX version of boomers "you are poor because you buy coffees". I need my phone for work, not because of some addictive distraction.

I do not do meditative "quiet reflection" on shitty toilet, I have nice space for that!

anonymars 7 hours ago|
Using your phone to do work even in the bathroom is a strange brag
FunnyLookinHat 7 hours ago|
"You need to be bored" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orQKfIXMiA8

This is harder than ever - I've always got the urge (no pun intended to the original post) to start a new worktree, keep the agents unblocked, or write down a new idea.

I've started going on silent drives to help - 2 lane roads for an hour or so, just staring ahead and thinking about nothing and everything. I'll reward myself with a podcast on the way back from wherever my "could be anywhere" destination is.