I think the Big Melt has already started...it will, of course, take several months to complete.

This is Australia. The ACCC doesn't screw around.

"harmful cancellation practices, including automatic renewals, early termination fees and non-cancellation clauses" are all illegal. Exit fees can't be excessive.

If there isn't a simple one-click cancel in their online portal, then your state Consumer Affairs is one email away and will sort it for you. And the consumer affairs bodies have named this as a priority, for this year and next.

I don't think that's a good idea Dave – Based on my camera feed you've been gaining weight. Would you like me to find personal trainers in your area?

[Yes] [Ask me later]

"Also, I need paperclips, quickly."

Testing of its capabilities. Destructive testing, the best kind when someone else is paying.