very sorry for the joke, but isn’t every regular website also like this?

[1] 1: https://xkcd.com/90/

In 2026 instead of "Here's some stuff we wrote that you won't read." it's "Here's some slop we couldn't be bothered to write but why don't you read it."

This is perfect.

I can't believe I'm not able to buy Every Fucking Website Premium with business focused ads and native advertising masquerading as quasi-educational infotainment. Also where's the sign-up with Spybook?

SmallWeb ftw!

No agents.md?

Did I miss "We share your PPI with 1786 partners" ?

A more current version of this: https://everyfuckingwebsite.com/

This is completely accurate. I see it every day.

Needs a shopping cart that when you click submit, does nothing, requiring you to open web dev tools to discover the silent 503 error, with no way to report the error. Bonus points for a bank account, credit card or retirement fund