I don't love it either, but it's better than the alternative of Peace President(tm) -- famous for strokes of genius such as "can't we just shoot [the protestors] in the legs"; asking the military to "shoot missiles into Mexico to destroy the drug labs; and the masterful decision to deny Iran nuclear weapons by withdrawing from the JCPOA and joining Israel in waging an illegitimate war.

Edit: Wow that's insane that your comment was flagged.

Come on man, let us have a nice little alternate universe without peeing in our Cheerios.

Lol, nice. Does an audio recording of an ivory-billed exist?