why would I want to be on fake meetings when I'm already in so many real meetings

Zen moment activated :)

Genius. The people need an MS Teams UI option :O

Awesome, if I worked in the UK.

All Hands:

Worker: "I'd like to ask about pay review. The numbers look really strong, and some people are probably wondering if that's going to show up in review."

Exec: "That's a great question. I don't want to say anything I can't promise, but we're going to be looking at all our options and I'm sure we're going to look to reward great performance. Does that help answer your question?"

Sketch comedy writers, look out. This thing is sadly, hilariously, accurate.

This is super creative!

Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy, K-kinda busy..

Where is the one with the senior staff who dont know how to mute (nobody wants to lose their job by mentioning it), has what sounds like a blender next to the microphone and occasionally yells at their dog to get off the couch?

Nice, it's got real Interdimensional Cable vibes.

For those who don't need the audio and just need to look like busy on teams, there is still the possibility to start a meeting with yourself from the calender.

This is what I do if I kneed quite tunnel-time.