That's hilarious. Spot on.

Needs an 'always online' requirement

Wow the ending credits music was actually pretty awesome

Felix Varga and Johanna Kowalski (Online Services Engineers) must have done a really good job - with all the traffic from the HN front page login servers didn't go down and queue was almost instant.

icymi, we can also do this with Mario https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh_APo2Xss

Needs a 128GB RAM, 100GB free disk space requirement.

Was expecting Hideo Kojima in the credits.

We need a day-1 patch to align the mines to the center of their tile.

I need to sweep these mines!