I have this slight suspicion this was not the last critical PHP apocalypse ... :(

Some web-services are back up again here in central Europe, but some are not, which is very annoying. Kind of surprising to see how much PHP is actually used. Hate it or love it, PHP really is very important still - lots of the web depends on it.

Doing a...

    docker pull wordpress:fpm && docker image inspect wordpress:fpm --format '{{.Created}}' && docker run --rm wordpress:fpm php --version

... every now and then until that 8.3.35 turns into 8.3.36.

So far, no dice.

> 8.1 and earlier Not patched: these versions have reached end of life and will not receive an official fix

I would not recommend using PHP. The PHP team keeps breaking backward compatibility and trying to introduce new features instead of focusing on fixing bugs and hardening the compiler.

Do any home router login pages use PHP?

Log4J4PHP

Sucks to be you if you're not on PHP 8 :|

Why they can't publish an expoit so people can run it against their own servers to check the impact?

What I've been feeling lately is that security vulnerabilities will inevitably keep being discovered, and I worry whether humans can ever patch all of them.

where is patch for alpine?