You've pulled off a $5.7B heist and don't have a good portfolio manager - down 2.4% - sack him NOW!

SAFU SNAFU

Good my dogecoins were safe! The hacker didn't touch them ... wait .. the hacker didn't touch them?

Reminds me of a comment I wrote a few weeks ago where I said that North Korea would become a rich country soon and developers would start moving there to live to avoid prosecution.

My take: unless they're a sovereign-backed team (North Korea, Russia, Iran, etc...the usual suspects) the hackers are very likely to get caught given:

a) The amounts stolen

b) The very poor uncensorability and anonymity guarantees offered by the kind of crypto they stole

Regarding uncensorability, some of these cryptos score so bad on that axis that the stolen goods can likely be recovered by a simple decision from the folks who manage/own the chain.

Whats a billion these days ?

Least stressful day in crypto.

inside job /exit strategy.

was P vs. NP solved already? :)

Putting your crypto in Binance has the same problem as iPhones and AI: You're holding it wrong.