Probably right next to your reading glasses, my dude.

Maybe grab those first, though.

This doesn't work in practice. That's not really how OSS works; it's a naive interpretation. I can go into details if you'd like, but first: Have you taken this approach before? What were the results? I find it usually ends up in discussions/arguments with the owners, and it doesn't get merged. And I see the other side too; reviewing PRs is a burden, and the submitters often will fix their own problem, while introducing complexity or problems elsewhere. Also, it's generally MUCH easier for a maintainer/owner to update software than a rando who wants a bug fixed.

> "The free operating system that I use is not giving me enterprise level security updates"

Canonical absolutely is marketing enterprise security updates (at least for those who pay). I don't see this in the paid ESM updates channel yet either?

Their main point is that Canonical do in fact charge for security updates (they charge some companies for support), and yet are not providing them.

From the article:

> Oh and btw, distros run by volunteers (Debian, Arch, Alpine...) hve shipped the fix. Meanwhile Ubuntu, made by a company that sells security subscriptions, hasn't. This is true as of 2026-11-02 14:48 UTC.

Ubuntu is one of the larger companies in the OS space and advertises themselves as providing long term support with rapid security fixes. AFAIK they haven't released a fix for their paying customers either. If they were complaning about arch or debian then I think you would have a strong point, when those distros have fast fixes but ubuntu doesn't I'm not so sure they that criticism of ubuntu is unwarranted.

(Also, ubuntu already has the fix. What they're dragging their feet on is releasing the updated version. I don't think anyone outside ubuntu can help with that process)

Getting commit rights for kernel to "just fix the issue" in a corporate led dev project.

Let's see you do it.

Two weeks late is hardly “enterprise level”

If they don’t have the resources to handle this, they should be recruiting more help from their community

> The free operating system

Ubuntu Pro is $500 per machine for enterprise.

The code that fixes the issue has already been published: https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/lin...

Just not picked up by this distribution which advertises itself as having “Enterprise-grade support and integration”. https://ubuntu.com/desktop#:~:text=Enterprise%2Dgrade%20supp...

The most famous not-free-as-in-beer OS that specifically marks enterprise as their target market actually only fixed this yesterday... whatever you may want to take from that.

Ubuntu is not a small open source project ran by maintainers, Canonical is a full fledged b2b company with 600+ employees.

Canonical ltd is a multinational tech company with hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue from enterprise contracts

No updates for paying users of Ubuntu Pro either