Claude wrote this. And you can tell nobody actually read carefully, because it couldn't even get three items into a list without saying something incongruous (if somebody "read Tuesday's diff", that's Tuesday's CVE, not a new one on Wednesday, the thing being complained about).
https://www.pangram.com/history/3b7a78c1-a76e-4a93-8eef-7aee...
There's some irony in releasing a wholly AI-generated page with a lack of attention to detail to complain about the AI-induced security catastrophe stemming from a lack of attention to detail.