The intro to your "scrollbars suck" section was cracking me up just like talktotransformer.com did in the early days :D
First crashed my Firefox and Safari on battery before I checked and realized that won't work. Behold, it works flawlessly now in Chrome!
> I like to think that I'm a good person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm
(guess I didn't miss out on the remaining 6 tokens^^)