If the paper was correct, we would have been overwhelmed by microbes or rats long before today, even the 60s. An almost deliberate joke is the choice of the date: it combines the classic unlucky couple with a rainy, odd month and a distant, even year. The next day, month or year break this evil combination although they contain almost the same population.

Well, this explains the Outlook and Claude outage, obviously.

Best way in the world to be wrong is putting a date on some future calamaty.

It's not true guys. Doomsday is 18 December

Marvel should have dropped the movie today; Thanksgiving memes write themselves...

"Thankful I survived Doomsday 2026."

> human population will approach infinity if it grows as it has grown in the last two millenia

Narrator: it didn't

Is there like a Rule 34 for doomsdates? )

ITT: doomers

Where’s the doom?

Does a population of infinity suggest “get off my lawn” no longer works?