Posted by kafked 9/13/2025
Mall of Babel, maybe ;)
I just purchased an Infinity for home, a Quantum Wrench for work, and a Self-Cleaning Nuclear Blast for cooking when I travel.
I can't wait until those arrive! They look even better than the 217 Samsung TVs I purchased to give as bonuses to the maids at a couple of my properties.
Why travel the world, when I can travel all of reality-writ-large?!?
The laptop apparently has a Vegan Chassis Material made of Quinoa-Carbon Composite. My favorite feature is: "As users work through their spreadsheets, the laptop's keyboard emits a soothing aroma reminiscent of freshly baked bread." And as a thoughtful touch, "Whenever someone uses our laptop near an open flame, the screen displays motivational affirmations on the theme of self-care."
Didn't work out that well, sadly. At first it gave me a greek pillars, then when trying english translations it at least gave me some springs.
It knew the https://anycrap.shop/product/airhook. But only for light loads like snacks and the "heavgy duty airhook" it wanted to sell me is for a clothesline. While useful, I'm afraid your product engineers have to spend some more time so that we can reliably suspend cars from the air again.
Do as you like, but I'm not joking.
They often don't. But it is not wise to attract their attention if you don't need to.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-ks/pr/wichita-man-sentenced-pri...
And note the end of that URL. This isn't about Trump. This is about the Secret Service.
I'm not being funny here. I'm not being political. I'm not making normative claims here. I'm not saying whether this is great or awful or whatever. I'm not trying to score internet points. I'm telling everyone reading this, screwing around making threats to the President, regardless of who he is, is not something you should do lightly. If you want to do it, I won't stop you, but I'm a big believer in understanding what risks you are taking rather than being blindsided by them. There's plenty of people who have discovered the hard way that this was more risky than they realized and I'm trying to help treadump not be one of them, in the spirit of helpfulness, not internet points.
Because the Secret Service doesn't: https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/420406-kat...
If you think that concept applies in this case, you'd best stay away from this topic entirely before you get yourself in a lot of trouble.
Again, this is a public service announcement. Not an endorsement, a celebration, a denunciation, a political statement, or anything else. Don't do this, not even playing around, unless you are aware of what you are doing and ready to take the consequences for it.
Edit: your first link is a genuine threat. the second one is a picture of someone holding a photo-realistic, mangled head. The head-in-a-basket is neither
Sorry if I'm acting dense, it's not on purpose. What am I missing?
Ohh. Sassy: This ancient tome contains centuries-old arguments recontextualized to justify modern societal constructs. Its pages hold the collective reasoning behind every unjustified assertion since the dawn of civilization. From patriarchal dominance to colonialism, every morally dubious decision has been meticulously documented within.
Historical quotes have been carefully curated to provide talking points against critical thinking, conveniently tying complex social issues into neat theological bows.
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