Got some laughs from this, thanks!

https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/neomantra

The MCP Obsessed Vibe-Coder

  A high-frequency haptics evangelist who is currently attempting to connect every physical object in his house to a DuckDB instance via an AI-controlled nipple mount.

Haha ouch. Some things I'd disagree with, but these had me laughing pretty hard:

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Posts You'd Upvote in 2035

1. Show HN: A compiler that refuses to build if the technical debt is too high for a junior(github.com)

2. Ask HN: How do I prove my identity to my fridge without using a Google/Apple pubkey?

3. The last human-written HTML file was just committed to the Library of Congress

I like it, though I do notice that like most LLMs it seems to take criticism of LLM rollout kinda personally (actually circa 2023 this was considerably less true across every popular model)

I also think the predictions section seems kinda generic where the roast section felt better-personalized, which seems like a prompting issue

Honestly, not cool.

Mine "roasted" me by making fun of the fact I never finished a PhD, despite that being due to medical and other life circumstances that were well outside my control, including, but not limited to, some issues related to the fact I was a woman trying to get into academia who experienced the kinds of behaviors from people in the department which are not really suitable for polite discussion.

Additionally, it roasted me for building a project to "avoid the outdoors," which is another incredibly demeaning thing to say to someone who explicitly created that project because she was too medically unwell to be able to go outside as much as she wished and wanted to bring a bit of the outdoors inside. Very lame, definitely missed the mark.

The elisp and common lisp notes were on point, though, and did get a chuckle out of me.

You could perhaps do something with the maths and find who is your 'nearest match' or similar.

Hahaha - this is genuinely funny. Not sure I've seen LLM content be actually this witty before.

> You spent three paragraphs arguing why estimation is a vital business requirement only to follow up by suggesting the world is an entropic chaos where nobody is actually in charge, which is a really convenient way to explain why your sprint is three weeks late.

Gosh I love it.

Bug: Had some trouble at first since I entered the lowercase version of my username, but it wants the properly-capitalised version.

It would be nice if the username field was case-insensitive, since I think HN's username input is.

> You've mentioned Futurama references so many times that I'm starting to think you're actually just Zap Brannigan with a Python Foundation fellowship.

Kif, I'm feeling the "Captain's itch".