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Posted by PythonicNinja 4 hours ago

Hormuz Minesweeper – Are you tired of winning?(hormuz.pythonic.ninja)
351 points | 167 comments
alecco 1 hour ago|
https://sweepthestrait.com/ This one was made the first week of the war.
steveBK123 23 minutes ago|
This one looks a lot easier though, maybe I can play it during boring meetings without getting pissed off..
mppm 51 minutes ago||
Thank you for Making Minesweeper Great Again!
joe_mamba 14 minutes ago||
We're gonna build a wall(ed garden) and have the Linux penguins pay for it.
baobabKoodaa 43 minutes ago||
MMGA
lukan 1 hour ago||
Ok, I did win. Do I get cheaper gasoline now?
axegon_ 1 hour ago||
Probably not. Afaik only the Dutch have eaten their leader in a time of desperation and while I'm not saying that other nations should have taken notes, we are probably all thinking it...
flyinglizard 1 hour ago||
That's it? Momentary gasoline price is all that matters now? Not geopolitical interests, alliances, _Doing The Right Thing_? If that's the only angle you care about, then US subduing the Iranian regime would go a long way to de-facto dissolving OPEC and bring much more flexibility to oil prices.
malfist 1 hour ago|||
What part of "doing the right thing" is bombing an all girls school?
10xDev 52 minutes ago|||
A double tap strike as well. Definitely no mistake: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Minab_school_attack

Edit: *triple tap.

card_zero 9 minutes ago|||
I would like the Iranian regime to be destroyed more responsibly and carefully.
austinjp 47 minutes ago|||
Triple, according to Wikipedia.
flyinglizard 1 hour ago|||
Do you think some evil military planners sat in the Pentagon, saw that school, said "let's shoot at it for shits and giggles" and pressed the button? Or are you trying to pollute a grown up conversation with sensationalism and punchy hooks?

In reality someone made a mistake. It can happen. It should be investigated. It should not deter from achieving the military objectives.

galactus 51 minutes ago|||
I think that if you start an unjustified war of agression against a country and you kill 150 children, you should be held responsible
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trimethylpurine 21 minutes ago|||
What if it happens as a result of trying to hold someone worse responsible?
applfanboysbgon 6 minutes ago||
> someone worse

You do not get to decide that. If we allow everyone to invade other countries and murder leaders because they seem those people worse than themselves, the world will be engaged in endless war. Or do you think perhaps deciding who to invade and kill is a special privilege reserved only for your country, which should be emperor of the world?

trimethylpurine 49 seconds ago||
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tmountain 34 minutes ago||||
Grow up conversations aren’t possible when the clowns are running the circus.
bertylicious 59 minutes ago||||
What are the military objectives?
Qem 7 minutes ago||
Prop up the friendly apartheid regime.
stephenr 55 minutes ago||||
> In reality someone made a mistake.

It's never just one mistake. It's usually a chain of mistakes and bad decisions that make the final mistake possible.

I'd estimate that there were likely 77,168,458 mistakes/bad decisions made by individuals before this mistake could happen.

ekjhgkejhgk 34 minutes ago||||
I think the military planners sat in the Pentagon and thought "Hey if we hit this school and kill all these children, that will achieve us X. Shall we do it?" And then they decided to do it. Yes, that's what I think.
lukan 51 minutes ago||||
Yes, mistakes can happen.

But when you use autonomous targeting systems (with "human oversight" in theory) and tell your soldiers:

"no stupid rules of engagement,” “no politically correct wars,” and “no nation-building quagmire.” (Hegseth)

And the top commander says that he would intentionally kill the families of terrorists if voted into power:

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/02/politics/donald-trump-ter...

Then at some point I do not believe the term "mistake" is appropriate here.

zimpenfish 30 minutes ago||
"Maximum lethality, not tepid legality"
applfanboysbgon 37 minutes ago||||
Destroying a school is not an "oopsie". It should literally not be possible for it to happen in any organization that values human life at all. This was a precision strike with three missiles hitting the same target, they should have been goddamn sure they knew where the millions of dollars in ordnance they were launching for the purpose of ending human life were headed. Of course, the US military places zero value on not murdering civilians, which it has shown time and time again throughout its history, so this is the obvious result: massacre by intentional negligence.

It's absolutely fucking insane to downplay it like these things just happen and are unavoidable. What is wrong with you? Maybe you don't understand these are not just numbers on a screen? How many children do you know in your life? Is it even close to 150? Can you imagine every single child you know being killed and shrugging that off, insulting people who bring it up as being "sensationalist" and "polluting the conversation"?

trimethylpurine 6 minutes ago|||
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joe_mamba 12 minutes ago|||
>Destroying a school is not an "oopsie".

You should see how many innocent people US's wars in Afghanistan and Iraq killed. And that's only the ones we know of before the era of smartphones and social media where people could more easily document war crimes. Did anyone go to jail for it? No. Will anyone go to jail for killing innocent people in Iran? Also no.

applfanboysbgon 10 minutes ago||
Miraculously by US standards, a couple of soldiers (only a couple, by no means all who committed them) actually did face prison time for war crimes in Iraq, and were then pardoned by Trump because he can't settle for not being the most evil man on the planet: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/27/eddie-gallag...
user3939382 58 minutes ago||||
Yes. Evil military planners used AI to generate a list of thousands of kill sites and then engaged them without verification. They attacked a public park by accident because it has the name “police” in it. Recklessly slaughtering children is “grown up” now?
Forgeties79 24 minutes ago||||
Would you be so calm if someone made a mistake with your kid’s school?

I have heard more than one Trump-defender say “well they would have grown up to attack us.”

nutjob2 29 minutes ago||||
Sometimes a mistake is negligence. If you're going to use lethal force it's a good idea to check your facts first. It's been a school for years, how was that missed?

None of that happened because the US was unprepared for this war. It was Bibi's idea and Trump is weak and incompetent so he just went along with it, ironically because he thought it would avoid making him look weak and incompetent.

skeeter2020 41 minutes ago||||
>> In reality someone made a mistake. It can happen. It should be investigated. It should not deter from achieving the military objectives.

You should really unpack these statements, especially if you're trying to have a "grown up conversation". You're saying that no price is too high for achieving military objectives, even those that are very unclear and unilaterally defined without justification by a easily distracted narcissist with obvious goals of distracting from his domestic problems.

enlightenedfool 32 minutes ago||||
Good try. When you are complicit in genocide in Gaza, destroy multiple countries on pretext of democracy and human rights, start wars with blatant lies, the "let's shoot at it for shits and giggles" is actually being kind.
kakacik 15 minutes ago||||
Then somebody should be punished so severely that incidence would go down dramatically. I dont mean 2 weeks administrative leave (or medal and promotion), I mean lives ruined, names tarnished, and/or people executed/jailed for 20 lives for mass (in)voluntary manslaughter.

In reality, in same vein quite a few US laws are set. If you are not US passport holder you are subhuman. Less rights, less care, more disposable, just a garbage to step on. We saw it enough in past 80 years to see a clear pattern everywhere US went and (mostly) failed.

For those slow in back rows - this is how you get almost endless stream of new fanatical recruits to merry groups like isis or al-queda. Dumb, supremely dumb. Yeah, 'a mistake, it can happen'. Fuck that american self-entitled rotten racist mentality. Then you wonder why whole world hates you now and what you stand for and represent. What a success story for america in past year.

watwut 25 minutes ago|||
Have you heard Hegseth speeches lately? Or Trumps?

Like, yes, evil military planners did sat down and said "rules of engagement are woke, the working groups handling civilian safety are waste of money, be maximum lethal".

Also, they had no stable military objectives except "make my insecure masculinity feel manly".

hypeatei 53 seconds ago||||
> That's it? Momentary gasoline price is all that matters now?

Did you not see the lead up to the 2024 election and all the whining about how Biden, specifically, caused gasoline prices to go up? This is a very important issue to Americans because we use gas cars to go everywhere and all our food is transported using vehicles that consume gas. GP is obviously being rhetorical here because MAGAs wouldn't stop railing on Biden but they're now making excuses for Trump starting a war that's spiking gas prices.

pjc50 7 minutes ago||||
So .. the plan is Big Afghanistan, to install a puppet regime at massive expense which evaporates the moment the US ground troops leave?
RealityVoid 1 hour ago||||
None of which is being handled by the current admin with a modicum of professionalism or competency, so I guess at times you just have to pick _one_ from the laundry list of complaints here.
bambax 8 minutes ago||||
Trump is now threatening to destroy Iran's power plants if the straight isn't reopened. Is this "doing the right thing"? And doesn't this show he cares more about oil prices than regime change?

But the most important question is, what's next? If depriving tens of millions of people of energy doesn't work, what will he do next?

One hypothesis is he'll threaten Iran with a nuclear strike. In response, either China or Russia or both, will say that's a line that cannot be crossed.

And then, we will either all die, or be living in a world saved by authoritarian regimes from the irresponsibility of the US.

It will be interesting! But probably extremely unpleasant.

austin-cheney 42 minutes ago||||
I would say gasoline is not all that matters. This has also made clear Israel is not a US ally. They are a disobedient client state.

Given how much money the US has given Israel compared to how tiny their GDP is it is also clear the US financially owns Israel. If I were US president I would annex Israel so that they no longer determine US foreign policy. Of course Israel would agree to be annexed because otherwise they can be easily isolated like the way they isolate Gaza.

andrepd 33 minutes ago||
> They are a disobedient client state

Who, the US? Quite obedient I'd say.

ericmay 1 hour ago||||
Plus if gas prices rise more people might switch to EVs, drive less often, and/or hopefully begin to understand the fragility of our car-only infrastructure and mandatory car ownership and demand better urban planning and transportation options.
skeeter2020 36 minutes ago|||
Can't wait to get my new iPhone shipped here on an electric cargo ship, and it shouldn't be too much more expensive for my food transported by a fleet of electric semis and trains. Totally worth exploding billions of ordnance and killing a few thousand people!
debo_ 52 minutes ago|||
We had a version of this called "carbon pricing" that didn't involve wanton murder.
znort_ 13 minutes ago||||
good point. i'm more than happy to pay 10x for my diesel and electricity and even change my whole lifestyle for the foreseeable future in support of iran doing the right thing: kicking the murderous usrael regime out of western asia where it should never have been in the first place, if it weren't for their god damned blood soaked petrodollars.
flyinglizard 9 minutes ago||
You and both I agree that only violence will solve the conflict between Iran and Israel. They can't really coexist in the same sphere. May the best country win :)
lukan 1 hour ago||||
Oh, now worries, I can take my bicycle or train whenever possible (like right now). And since I am european, I do not just worry about gasoline, but also that the US actually might attack us at some point, Trump did threaten again over greenland and the last time - it was not just words, danish troops took it serious and were ready to shoot.

"https://www.euractiv.com/news/denmark-considered-destroying-..."

Unpleasant if this escalates.

Also, the gasoline prices are only "momentary" up, if the whole area does not burst into flames. Then it doesn't matter if the trait is closed, as no more oil is being produced.

The only bright side is, this is a great push for renewables.

watwut 23 minutes ago|||
Europe will be affected more then USA by oil prices.
adwn 7 minutes ago||
Oil is a globally priced commodity. This means that downstream consumers of oil in the US will be just as affected by rising prices as European consumers. US producers of oil will benefit, though.
flyinglizard 1 hour ago||||
Since WWII you're living under the umbrella of the US, as client states. There was no reason Europe could not amass a significant military power that would grant its sovereignty, but money went to increasing quality of life instead. Trump the 45th even implored EU to do so and bolster NATO.
RealityVoid 1 hour ago|||
That's rich, the guy threatening the existence of NATO more than any other factor is trying to bolster NATO. I struggle to imagine how you square this in your mind.
flyinglizard 1 hour ago|||
At the outset, he doesn't want to carry the burden of NATO alone. Maybe he has other strategic interests in mind where US deviates from the rest of the world (like Greenland) but he's entirely right that NATO really depends on the US.

Trump's attitude towards NATO member state spend it widely publicized [0] so I don't think there's much to debate here. Trump wanted member states to spend more, not less.

He was somewhat prescient during his 45th presidency, given what happened in Ukraine in 2022 and how it forced US to spend huge amounts of money and military hardware which the EU simply didn't have. Maybe with a stronger standing EU army, that invasion would not have happened in the first place.

[0] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/01495933.2021.19...

RealityVoid 57 minutes ago|||
> NATO really depends on the US.

Yes. By design. But if the US decouples, the rest of the countries can and will make their own alliance, with blackjack and hookers. Greenland thing is peak wierdness and the only explanation of it would be pride, stupidity or active undermining of NATO.

> Trump's attitude towards NATO member state spend it widely publicized [0] so I don't think there's much to debate here. Trump wanted member states to spend more, not less.

Yes. But, you have a very shallow reading of this and you're taking things at face value. He latched on the spending as a pretext, and as a way to increase US income for the defense industry. He doesn't give a rat's ass about the security of NATO countries. US has entered a very transactional, bully, phase and this is a bad way to maintain international standing.

adwn 54 minutes ago|||
> it forced US to spend huge amounts of money and military hardware which the EU simply didn't have

- Europe's monetary aid for Ukraine far outweighs that of the US.

- The US military aid for Ukraine mostly consisted of old and obsolete hardware.

- Since about a year or so, all weapons and munitions delivered by the US are paid for by Europe.

RealityVoid 51 minutes ago||
> - Since about a year or so, all weapons and munitions delivered by the US are paid for by Europe.

Huh, I wonder what happened a year or so ago? What could have led to the US cutting off so much support? /s

y-curious 1 hour ago|||
You don’t think that the person you’re replying to is Donald Trump, do you? He’s not wrong even though I can see why amassing independent defense didn’t feel necessary all this time
RealityVoid 1 hour ago||
> You don’t think that the person you’re replying to is Donald Trump, do you?

I'm confused how this interpretation could ever come about. No, I mean his point about "Trump trying to bolster NATO" is comic, as Trump is actively weakening NATO, no matter his stated goals wrt. improving funding and having member states "carry their load". _Especially_ his threats to Greenland and Canada, for no apparent reason. It's really mind-boggling. Perhaps my fault, since I expect mental consistency from post-truth populists and authoritarians.

jfengel 11 minutes ago||
Turns out consistency is overrated. We talk as if it's a bare minimum, but there isn't actually any penalty for violating it.

We've still got some kind of karmic notion that inconsistency is bad for you in the long run. Maybe it is, but that run keeps getting longer and longer.

jurgenburgen 51 minutes ago||||
> Since WWII you're living under the umbrella of the US, as client states. There was no reason Europe could not amass a significant military power that would grant its sovereignty, but money went to increasing quality of life instead. Trump the 45th even implored EU to do so and bolster NATO.

Problem is that Trump wants to eat the cake and have it too. If we’re no longer being protected by the US then US companies should not expect preferential laws and access to the EU market.

lukan 1 hour ago||||
"Trump the 45th even implored EU to do so and bolster NATO."

All he wanted was EU to buy more US weapons (also to help with his wars). Guess what is happening now, we still do buy US weapons where there is no other choice, but apart from that, we build and buy our own things now. Try to get rid of US software depenencies - in general, get rid of any dependency we have towards you. If this was Trump's goal, great job I have to say.

adwn 59 minutes ago|||
> Since WWII […]

Europe didn't slack off militarily during the Cold War. Germany, for example, poured massive amounts of money and resources into the Bundeswehr to be able to fend of the Soviets. The US relied as much on the European members of NATO as the Europeans did on the US.

After the Cold War, both the US and Europe scaled back their military spending and enjoyed the peace dividend. It was only after 2001 that the US increased its budget again – but to fight insurrectionist wars (which EU members aren't particularly interested in), not in a peer conflict. They're not prepared for a pro-longed war against a near-peer power.

So although I agree that Europe should be rearming heavily, and should have started in 2022 at the very latest, it's not like the US did really much better. They're really good at curb-stomping much weaker opponents, like Venezuela or Iran, but they haven't seriously prepared for a war against China.

skeeter2020 33 minutes ago|||
Europe can't yet heat all the homes in winter with renewables and the heat cast from a smug sense of self-satisfaction, so I wouldn't celebrate yet.
lukan 21 minutes ago||
Statements with "the only bright side" usually do not indicate celebrating.
10xDev 56 minutes ago||||
-Sent from Tel Aviv.
user3939382 1 hour ago||||
We robbed S Korea of a radar system they paid for which they found highly insulting. We’re causing an energy crisis in Japan. We repealed the sanctions on Russia to try to level oil prices which is the last straw for Ukraine. Europe refused to participate. Fascinating you see this as doing the right thing and motivated by alliances plural.
ekjhgkejhgk 36 minutes ago||||
The purpose of this war is to do the fighting for Israel. Is that what you mean by "doing the right thing"?
DeathArrow 54 minutes ago||||
Oy, vey! You mean Epstein first policy instead of America first?
jchip303 1 hour ago||||
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CapitalistCartr 51 minutes ago|||
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galad87 2 hours ago||
It's missing the double click on a number feature from minesweeper.
alexwebb2 47 minutes ago||
It's still middle-click in my muscle memory from the Windows XP days!

God, I used to be _really_ into Minesweeper.

One of the earliest games I made back in college was a 3D Minesweeper cube. I remember being really proud of one little detail – the detection and automatic resolution of ambiguous clues that would require guessing, which always annoyed the heck out of me in every other version of Minesweeper.

lukan 16 minutes ago||
Oh, me too. Do you have your game still available somewhere?
fbcpck 2 hours ago|||
chording is available only during peace times
PythonicNinja 2 hours ago|||
Added double click feature
sandworm101 2 hours ago||
Clearing more than one sector at a time requires allied support.
franze 1 hour ago||
here is my version with algo generated levels and you have to navigate a ship from left to right

https://strait-sweeper.franzai.com/

jsnell 56 minutes ago|
On Chrome, right-click brings up the context menu in addition to flagging a mine, which basically makes this unplayable.

Also the ship is not explained at all (the graphics, the controls, the systems). I'd recommend at least a one paragraph help section in the menu.

jimnotgym 2 hours ago||
Very very good satire. Well done
ppap3 45 minutes ago||
Hello folks. Some times I am afraid we are going to a place where there is only destruction and death.

No once can stop it alone But it can be stopped

kentwistle 2 hours ago||
Looks good but can’t play on iPad due to lack of right click.
notrealyme123 2 hours ago||
You win if there are no more fields without mines.
PythonicNinja 2 hours ago|||
added support for ipad using long press for flags
simonw 1 hour ago||
Doesn't seem to work on iPhone. I suggest having a button to toggle between mine marking mode and regular mode - I used that on my own little vibe-coded minesweeper clone here: https://tools.simonwillison.net/minesweeper
PythonicNinja 1 hour ago||
good call, added it
pimlottc 1 hour ago||
iPhone user here, the toggle button works but it’s a pain to have to keep scrolling back to it to toggle when you are zoomed in
CraftThatBlock 2 hours ago|||
Long press flags on touch screens
seydor 1 hour ago|||
sounds like it's more realistic that way
sandworm101 2 hours ago||
The tie-in with Apple is what doomed the littoral combat ship program. Things got better once they shifted to xbox controllers.
nullzzz 1 hour ago||
Well done!

I don’t quite agree with making fun of the situation that’s deadly serious to many innocent people. Yet I’m sure the intentions of the author were good.

Hoping for peace.

Swenrekcah 1 hour ago||
I don’t see it as making fun of the situation per se, rather the people responsible for it.
skeeter2020 28 minutes ago|||
Comedy and satire is a long-established method of political critique, and is often the only or last available way. It's not making fun of the situation, rather pointing out the pain & sufferring in the face of absurdity.
hakrgrl 58 minutes ago||
I don't really agree with rooting against the USA just because you don't like the president. An Islamist Iran with nukes is a scary proposition. I'm glad someone is finally doing something about it rather than sending palettes of cash on an jet to radical Muslims.
pell 37 minutes ago|||
The way you describe the alternative option seems not very good faith.
hakrgrl 34 minutes ago||
Obama actually did this in 2016.

https://www.cnn.com/2016/08/03/politics/us-sends-plane-iran-...

> Washington CNN — The Obama administration secretly arranged a plane delivery of $400 million in cash on the same day Iran released four American prisoners and formally implemented the nuclear deal, US officials confirmed Wednesday.

zimpenfish 22 minutes ago|||
Secretly-ish - it was announced publicly 7 months prior (Jan 2016) and it was the first instalment of a legal settlement, not just some random or ransom payment.

Obviously Republicans decried it with bad faith bullshit because reality and sanity don't matter to them.

hakrgrl 16 minutes ago||
"reality and sanity"? The reality is the US gave them cash to improve their living standards and enrich their country, not their uranium.

With that money they chose to massacre their own people and fund terrorism across the region.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Iran_massacres

mrbombastic 7 minutes ago||
Account created 52 days ago and working over time ever since to defend trump and the regime. No submissions. Color me skeptical.
hakrgrl 2 minutes ago||
Skeptical of what, exactly?
skeeter2020 24 minutes ago||||
While the optics of this may look bad, the same thing happens after armed conflict too; the US has spent boatloads of money in Afghanistan on top of all the military costs, and we're basically in the same situation as before.
nutjob2 22 minutes ago|||
And the bad faith keeps on rolling. We get it, you're a MAGA true believer, it's not like you're being subtle. But besides trying to troll the good people at HN, what is your point?
hakrgrl 18 minutes ago||
Was I not clear?

"I'm glad someone is finally doing something about it rather than sending palettes of cash on an jet to radical Muslims."

Point is you can mock Trump with your minesweeper game and jeer from the sidelines, but it's a better policy than sending bad guys money.

nullzzz 33 minutes ago|||
I don’t think I mentioned USA nor took a side.
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