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Posted by robin_reala 13 hours ago

The 'paperwork flood': How I drowned a bureaucrat before dinner(sightlessscribbles.com)
516 points | 418 commentspage 5
thelastgallon 5 hours ago|
Every country has different norms about these things.

If it were India, you have to pay a 'tax', mostly directly to the bureaucrat or using the workflow setup by the bureaucrat -- its another person outside 'taking care' of these things or his security guard/watchman or another low level employee. It can't be done remotely, you have to go to office and figure out the workflow and the right person. Most third world countries have some version of this configuration.

In US, there are lawyers who get you disability, no problem, they take care of everything for you, and take 50%. Millions of people are on fake disability thanks to these kind lawyers.

Ultimately, most people in Govt (politicians/bureaucrats) are entitled to ALL the money that Govt collects (steals?), and they have different ways of collecting their money. This is just human nature. The Trump regime shows the most innovative ways of doing this, it is quite admirable.

ohsecurity 7 hours ago||
It's 2026 and they're still rejecting email for security while asking for 500 page faxes. Hilarious and depressing at the same time.
fattybob 7 hours ago||
That left me with a big satisfied smile - hard to believe these people still exist, but they do, well done I say, well done!
dolphinscorpion 10 hours ago||
Could Karen retaliate by saying she never got the required proof? I think she could cause a missed payment or two. Probably it's not Karen, it's the stupid law that requires a piece of paper every x years.
felineflock 7 hours ago||
It was basically "** you" delivered with the power of 1024 middle fingers (512 pages times both hands).
undeveloper 10 hours ago||
entirely AI generated

https://www.pangram.com/history/964171e9-7cc9-45c9-9da0-f6b0...

palmotea 9 hours ago||
This reads like fiction.

> I opened my preferred internet faxing service. This is a tool that allows me to send a fax purely through digital data. It would cost $20, exactly the amount someone had donated to the blog last week, but if I didn't do this, I would lose all my benifits. It costs me zero paper. It costs me zero toner.

> ...

> For the recipient, a fax is a physical reality. It requires paper. It requires ink. It requires time.

I doubt it it would actually happen that way. My guess is there's a very high chance that the recipient is also using some kind of internet faxing service. So no actual paper was harmed by this prank.

> Two hours later, my phone rang...

> "Sir, please. You have to stop the fax. It’s… it’s been printing for an hour. It’s jamming the machine. We’re out of toner."

Oh yeah. Total fiction. Can't you stop a real fax machine by hanging up the phone? They work with dial-up. I wouldn't be surprised if there's also a "cancel print" button.

dwedge 11 hours ago||
I enjoyed this read, but:

> For the recipient, a fax is a physical reality. It requires paper. It requires ink. It requires time.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was also digital.

> I imagined Karen’s fax machine. It was probably an old, beige beast sitting in the corner of a gray office. It was likely low on paper. It was almost certainly low on patience.

I think the rest of the article was also their imagination.

> "Sir, please. You have to stop the fax. It’s… it’s been printing for an hour. It’s jamming the machine. We’re out of toner."

People only speak like this in fan-fiction.

lelanthran 9 hours ago|
Agreed. This is fiction. A mere 500 pages isn't going to exhaust the toner of a printer installed specifically to recieve faxes all day, every day.

And there being an actual printer is even less likely. Even back in 2008, it was almost impossible to find an actual fax machine, even though businesses had fax numbers, they stopped needing machines.

reboot81 7 hours ago||
Robert: youre website is among the most visually attractive ones Ive seen.
haritha-j 10 hours ago|
Take a job helping the disabled claim benefits they said. It'll be nice and you can help disabled people they said.
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