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Posted by surprisetalk 8 hours ago

They're made out of meat (1991)(www.terrybisson.com)
267 points | 95 comments
stared 26 minutes ago|
Discarding evidence usually looks differently than "we discuss that we don't like". Is usually not looking at all, never starting a discussion, or even lacking intellectual framework to comprehend something.

See "The great silence" by Ted Chiang, http://worker01.e-flux.com/pdf/supercommunity/article_1087.p... for this "not looking at".

For this "beyond comprehension", think about Solaris Ocean, a mind (or non-mind?) we cannot relate to anything else. Or WAU from SOMA.

the_af 24 minutes ago|
> See "The great silence" by Ted Chiang

I found this short story very moving. Of course, it's designed on purpose for this. But Chiang is usually so cerebral it caught me by surprise.

grumpopotamus 5 hours ago||
Also by Terry Bisson and one of my favorite stories is Bears Discover Fire 1990 https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bears-discover-fi...
GMoromisato 3 hours ago||
I loved this story when I first read it. I made me feel wistful, like a world was dying and simultaneously being born. I can't explain it, but the idea of bears using fire has stayed with me ever since.
vsajip 2 hours ago|||
Is it me, or is there a subliminal message in the banner of LightSpeed magazine? No time to look into it, but there appears to be a changing message that flashes on and off to take the place of the "LIGHTSPEED" graphic in the banner. The only one I caught was "RESIST".
OkayPhysicist 2 hours ago|||
"Resist" and "Do not obey in advance". It's just an animated GIF.
mcmcmc 2 hours ago|||
There’s definitely something, I saw RESIST pop up for a flash as well.
haritha-j 4 hours ago||
I didn't really get it to be honest. I feel like something went over my head.
zulux 4 hours ago||
Fair enough.. It's not really sci-fi. Just a quiet slice of life with a twist.

If I may be so bold, this story would have sucked when I was younger, but now that I've been acquainted with the ages of all the characters, it makes sense.

fridder 6 hours ago||
The short film someone made is pretty great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
joezydeco 35 seconds ago||
It's a good visualization but they went ahead skipped the punchline, which was the best part of the story.
eloisant 5 hours ago|||
The short film makes no sense, as the 2 people talking are meat themselves.
AlwaysRock 4 hours ago|||
"probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

The two talking, and other races, are machines that cover themselves however they like. These two are machines with artificial skins. That is normal. Fully meat beings are not. At least that is how I always read this story.

otikik 2 hours ago||||
I interpreted this in two different ways:

* This is a virtual environment and the "meat actors" are depicting avatars of virtual/not-meat entities inhabiting that world. That's why there's inconsistencies with real life, for example the red guy's clothes. This was what I thought when I first saw this short.

* This was really an exchange of concepts and data in a language not really suitable for humans to understand. So what you are seeing is not what actually took place, but a translation. Some machine took the abstract data interchange and translated it to what it thought would be more appropriate for a meat head to understand, including setting it up in an environment that would make sense to a human. But it made some mistakes (the clothes, the weird behavior of some characters). This could have predicted AI Video slop, in a way.

ceejayoz 3 hours ago||||
You should probably go watch the Terminator movies.
bigbuppo 4 hours ago||||
They only look like meat to blend in. It's the only way to figure out if they're made out of meat.
lelanthran 1 hour ago|||
> They only look like meat to blend in. It's the only way to figure out if they're made out of meat.

Perhaps the makers of the movie neglected to read the story before creating a script?

the_af 4 hours ago|||
In the story, the very idea of permanently meat-based beings appals them, and in fact one of them doesn't entirely believe it. So why would they look like meat to "blend in", a priori, if one of them doesn't even fathom the idea? "Blend in" with what? One of them doesn't believe what it's dealing with!

Like a sibling comment mentions, they talk about "meat sounds"... using meat sounds! Why would they find it surprising if that's how they are communicating in the short film? They are not depicted as communicating via telepathy or whatever.

(Yes, I understand the limitations of low budget shorts. But it doesn't mean it has to work...)

ceejayoz 19 minutes ago|||
> So why would they look like meat to "blend in", a priori, if one of them doesn't even fathom the idea?

I'd imagine British spies in WWII sometimes wore swastikas to blend in?

They infiltrating to investigate. It needn't be an endorsement of the practice.

bigbuppo 3 hours ago|||
Well, if you think you can do a better job, make it happen. Make the film you want to see.
the_af 1 hour ago||
Why? Surely one can criticize a movie, book, videogame, etc, without being required to create a better one in turn.

I didn't hate it, and I always appreciate the charm of low budget productions. I'm just saying this particular adaptation doesn't work for me, and trying to explain why.

One low budget feature-length film about aliens I quite liked (though it obviously has a higher budget, and of course its own set of flaws; and to be clear I'm not arguing both productions are in the same ballpark!) is "The Vast of Night" [1]. I quite liked the actors and the directorial choices.

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[1] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6803046/

TazeTSchnitzel 4 hours ago||||
You're interpreting it overly literally. Cinema can be as abstract as theatre or the written word.
the_af 4 hours ago||||
Plus for the story to make sense, they have to be seeing Earth from scans/sensors, and one of them must in fact not be familiar with Earth at all, having disbelief in what the other is saying. But if they are both there, in a diner, they cannot be as skeptical.

I get the constraints of short indie films, I love them regardless, but in this particular case it completely misses the mark.

stdbrouw 4 hours ago||
You just have to go along with the idea that skin provides no indication of meatiness and that the two aliens are Ford Prefect types, then the short film lands just fine.
the_af 4 hours ago||
I guess. It's still hard to mesh with the idea they don't believe these humans flap their meat at each other, or that they do not communicate exclusively via radio signals.

It doesn't match my idea that these are two energy/mechanical beings discussing a faraway planet from their spaceship or whatever, talking theory without actually seeing the beings they are discussing.

ceejayoz 3 hours ago||
You've never encountered, say, a baffling code bug that couldn't possibly be caused by X, spent a day on it, and found out it turns out to be caused by X?
the_af 1 hour ago||
Oh yes. But never dressed up as X! :D

More seriously, what you describe is partly the short story. The short film adaptation doesn't quite work for me, for the reasons I explained in other comments.

jvuygbbkuurx 4 hours ago|||
It was funny when they talked about meat sounds using meat sounds.
amiga386 4 hours ago|||
I like that the bearded one can't help cracking up when he says "the ones you probed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg&t=285s
StumpChunkman 2 hours ago|||
Agreed! I love the saxophone riff for the opening/closing song.

Also, funny to see Ben Bailey outside of a taxi cab.

dreamcompiler 3 hours ago||
I'm a big fan of Tom Noonan (the character in red). He unfortunately passed away a few weeks ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Noonan

tomhow 6 hours ago||
Previously...

They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43994603 - May 2025 (3 comments)

They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38420111 - Nov 2023 (168 comments)

They're made out of meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31965062 - July 2022 (151 comments)

They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24737993 - Oct 2020 (292 comments)

They're Made Out of Meat [video] - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23436550 - June 2020 (4 comments)

They're Made Out of Meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11561522 - April 2016 (3 comments)

They're made out of meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8910420 - Jan 2015 (1 comment)

They're Made out of Meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8152131 - Aug 2014 (170 comments)

They're made out of meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8098264 - July 2014 (1 comment)

"They're Made out of Meat?" Short first contact sci-fi story - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3549320 - Feb 2012 (62 comments)

They're made out of Meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=774139 - Aug 2009 (3 comments)

Aperocky 2 hours ago||
This is fun to read but any such galactic intelligence would probably recognize that its predecessor were meat, probably kept the original meat safe in a corner of the galaxy too..

The universe were quite uniform in character. Galaxies, stars, they are very predictable and essentially the same everywhere, across billions of years (both time and distance), can't see why that doesn't apply to life too in a general sense. Maybe different RNA building blocks and genetic chemistry, but probably work out similar to meat and organic stuff.

jounker 17 minutes ago||
I think the point is that the story’s universe is populated by intelligent life forms that did not evolve from any lineage of meat. Hence the reference at the end to the hydrogen cluster.
n4r9 1 hour ago|||
> any such galactic intelligence would probably recognize that its predecessor were meat

Perhaps it's predecessor was just advanced enough to build self-modifying replicators and fire them out into space. Eventually it hits a planet or asteroid and gradually becomes sentient and intelligent. No trace of how it originated.

Espressosaurus 1 hour ago|||
Thanks for doing a "well AKTually" on a piece of amusing fiction.
Aperocky 1 hour ago||
There's no refutation of anything here, I seriously thought about the possibility of evolution without meat, but you should be convince me otherwise if you can show me how it can arise naturally after big bang.

It's a discussion of reality stemming from an inspirational fiction. The whoosh apply to you.

IncreasePosts 46 minutes ago|||
Why would it's predecessors need to be meat, besides for you own absence of imagination
justonceokay 1 hour ago||
It’s called fiction for a reason. Glad you’ve risen above that nonsense!

I personally hate that it implies there are faster ways to travel than light speed. We know this to be a hard limit in the physics of our universe and it rubs me the wrong way when SF writers just glaze over reality. Not to mention hydrogen life forms, what’s that about!?

jounker 14 minutes ago||
You seem to be lacking in imagination.
michaelsmanley 6 hours ago||
Bisson once lived in the town just across the river from where I grew up and was an inspiration for me as a nerdy kid from the sticks who just wanted to write science fiction. His novels Talking Man, Fire on the Mountain, Voyage to the Red Planet, and Pirates of the Universe (don't be fooled by those last two titles; he was always undermining old sci-fi tropes) were among my favorites. This story is one of his goofier ones. I wasn't as big a fan of his short stories as they tended towards the jokey style of absurdism, but a favorite of mine is his "Bears Discover Fire."
hermitcrab 54 minutes ago||
"We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.”

Somebody recently recounted that they had been a convention of people who been 'abducted' by aliens. They commented that "Aliens certainly have a type".

glitchc 4 hours ago||
Earlier I found it awe-inspiring. Nowadays I find it funny because we have yet to even remotely approach the complexity of meat.
babblingfish 3 hours ago|
It's amazing how consciousness remains a mystery given all the scientific progress over the last 100 years
ryeights 1 hour ago||
Is it surprising? It seems likely you could build a complete working model of the universe with no provision for consciousness at all. As far as modern science goes, it's an intractable problem
probablyworks 5 hours ago||
This American Life also did a good narration of this in Act 2 of episode 803 https://www.thisamericanlife.org/803
HanClinto 1 hour ago|
Bad URL, but this YouTube clip works for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5usXhX0zaO4
probablyworks 6 minutes ago||
good callout - https://www.thisamericanlife.org/803/transcript
DamnInteresting 3 hours ago|
I love this short story, it's one whose memory visits me unbidden from time to time. I blogged about it over 20 years ago[1], and it was already around 15 years old at that time. OMNI magazine was great.

[1] https://www.damninteresting.com/retired/short-fiction-made-o...

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